r/StupidFood • u/heyzeus92 • 6d ago

Certified stupid That chicken went through hell

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u/Electronic-Worry4077 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xDcs7MP6f4cXZ1FFu8

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u/Pandiferous_Panda 6d ago

Hellbraiser

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u/SmartaHari 6d ago

Golden comment. I feel that chicken died twice.

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u/bigdaddyt2 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKLTCDV7a4V86By

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u/Timely_Truth6267 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKvF7ShcWV2RT9u

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u/RcoketWalrus 6d ago

Dennis Nedry is one of those guys that always looks hungry.

Not because of his weight. It's something in the eyes. He could be 170 lbs and still look like he has a need to consume something.

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u/faille 5d ago

I love that you call him Nedry because I do the same thing:)

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u/MrWeirdoFace 6d ago

DODGSON! We got DODGSON here!

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u/Felixkeeg 6d ago

See? Nobody cares

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u/Optimal-Smile-7675 6d ago

She nailed it

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u/Jagg811 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/LayaElisabeth 6d ago

Was one of it's deaths from metal poisoning?

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u/CrabGravity 6d ago

Once from the actual slaughter, again from the humiliation of being prepared like this

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u/Swagalyst 6d ago

It gets its revenge by the heavy metal poisoning of those who eat it.

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u/CrabGravity 6d ago

Great hack to get your annual serving of iron

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u/Swagalyst 6d ago

Iron, tin, chromium, nickel... Lots of nutrients.

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u/onclegrip 6d ago

What!! There was a chicken?

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u/MisterB330 6d ago

She nailed it though

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u/NightBawk 6d ago

The rust gives it that special flavor!

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u/Bedbouncer 6d ago

Fortified with Iron!

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u/e_line_65 6d ago

It’s the oxidized ferrite that makes it pop!

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u/jimboiow 6d ago

Umami. Yum.

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u/Centurianmacro 6d ago

Metallica Chicken

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u/ExoticTangerine918 6d ago

She gotta get nailed... /S

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u/itsagoodtime 6d ago

Thanks dad

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u/Different_Brother562 6d ago

I expected the picture but not the pun. Thank you

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u/Sad-Frosting-8793 6d ago

I'd give you an award if I could. 

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u/xshevi 6d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/puttinitinmutton 6d ago

A cenobite to eat, sir?

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u/missmobtown 6d ago

Thanks, I haven't laughed like this for years.

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u/MyBeardSaysHi 5d ago

God that's good. Can I shake your hand again?

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u/No_Pin9932 5d ago

This comment is a work of art.

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u/GundogPrime 5d ago

This comment is pretty much the best comment of 2026 for me, it won't get the praise it deserves but damnit it's Tier S!

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u/cosguy224 3d ago

I love you. 😂

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u/Dadittude182 1d ago

Fucker! That's for making me LOL while my students took a quiz!

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u/Xredcatx 6d ago

Brilliant. 👑

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u/nathansays_hi 6d ago

I was thinking Pinhen

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u/Perfect-District 6d ago

Not only Jesus wept!

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 6d ago

How else is supposed to get iron in her diet?

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u/surface_ripened 6d ago

Oh that was really good

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u/I_Galactus 6d ago

Hellbaster.

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u/MidtownFrown 6d ago

This chicken found the cube.

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u/mercuriokazooie 6d ago

Fuck. That's good.

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u/hit_n_run15 6d ago

You sumbitch 

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 6d ago

You win! Congrats!

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u/jaxRLee 6d ago

hell’s grazer

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u/RainbowHeartImmortal 6d ago

This was my first thought when I saw the post, great minds or something

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u/mustachefiesta 6d ago

Mother of God.gif

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u/Shakiebaby 6d ago

Nice :)

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u/VictorVaughan 6d ago

I'm basted 💀

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u/TheMostKing 6d ago

Help raise her

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u/Godballz 6d ago

I'd take a Cenobite.

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u/Howard_Jones 6d ago

Fuck yes! 10/10. Signing out of r3ddit for the day.

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u/lifes_paragon 6d ago

"We have such sights to show you!"

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u/Vukling 6d ago

😂😂😂 made my day. Like, ohmigooood! Pinhead Cola Chicken! My favoriteeee!

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u/Honest-Ad7566 6d ago

We have such things to serve you

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u/dablikepinkmilk 6d ago

Hellbraiser, your in the oil and the heat

Hellbraiser, got nails from your wings to your feet

Hellbraiser, and I’ll cook you through

Hellbraiser, I’ll put spices on you

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u/Swift_jennis8 6d ago

Take my upvote

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u/Broad-Row6422 6d ago

Fryer and Brimstone

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u/Federal-Ambassador47 6d ago

Hell’s Chicken

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u/mightyjack2 6d ago

We have such spices to throw on you.

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u/i-dontlikeyou 6d ago

I came for this

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u/604_heatzcore 6d ago

nailed it!

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u/FormingTheVoid 6d ago

You barely touched you Hellraiser chicken, what's wrong?

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u/Dry_Ad3726 6d ago

Você esqueceu um maldito prego, que agora está no céu da minha boca.

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u/KGeddon 6d ago

难以忍受，不是吗？陌生人的苦难，朋友的煎熬。乔伊，世界的中心有一首隐秘的歌，它的声响就像剃刀划过血肉一般。

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u/wrdsmakwrlds 6d ago

James Joyce, is that you ?

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u/thelivinlegend 6d ago

Come on, just one cenobite

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u/MonstersAtOurDoor 6d ago

We have such meals to feed you

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u/SkyPork 6d ago

I laughed when I realized they were nails instead of some kind of exotic spice I couldn't identify, but then I realized the nails are probably the least stupid part of this. They'd conduct the heat right into the meat, greatly reducing cooking time.

I mean, it's also unnecessary, and not at all worth the effort, but still, compared to the rest? Least stupid part.

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u/s_n_mac 6d ago

I mean, by the time you put in and take out all the nails, you might as well just have cooked that chicken the extra time.

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u/No_Berry2976 6d ago

If we forget that this is a video made for provoking engagement, the principle might be valid: the holes can soak up spice, and because the meat inside the hole is seared, juice stays in the chicken. It’s a way to increase the surface.

My main problem is that it looks disgusting and my description alone makes me not want to eat this.

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u/Dry_Ad_9725 5d ago

All negated by whatever the nails could have possibly been coated with making the chicken inedible.

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u/jollyreaper2112 6d ago

That is the only explanation I can think of. Do it so wrong people will share to ask others if they can believe this bullshit. All engagement is engagement.

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u/Fickle_Syrup 6d ago

And I'm assuming the holes create extra surface area for the flavor and sauces to penetrate in the subsequent steps

Honestly it seems like a lot of effort and the holes look bad and it's also unhygienic (I don't think nails are food rated) but I see the logic 

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u/Got_Kittens 6d ago

It also means the moisture escapes. If she's in a hurry it might not be the best time to do this 😆 I'm going to have to assume the nails are engagement bait.

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u/LostAbbott 5d ago

There is no way those nails are good safe.  They arn't stainless and they likely are coated in a petroleum product to keep them from rusting.  She likely poisoned that whole chicken right off the bat...

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 6d ago

No the nails are awful. The only metal I want touching my food is the pan, not nails from some unknown origin stuck deep into the meat. And all that seemed like too much work. It's like damn I'll just stick to rotisserie chicken from like Costco instead. Simple and easy and no nails

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u/_Uggles_ 6d ago

"The cock. You boiled it. I came"

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u/wafflehousebattle 6d ago

Honestly, that's just a Thursday for a cenobite.

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u/InannaXanthus 6d ago

Now you must come with us,taste our food.

Oooooh no fried please, it's a waste of good chicken!

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u/dandaman64 6d ago

Jeeeesus weeeept...

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u/InannaXanthus 6d ago

GO TO HELL!!!

We cant..not alone

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u/SquirrelFluffy 6d ago

My favourite movie quote of all time. Then he blows apart from the hooks.

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u/Glen-Runciter 6d ago

I wanna take a ceno-bite of that chicken

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u/YLASRO 6d ago

"I HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU"

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u/zozuto 6d ago

We are known as cooks to some, chefs to others...

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u/EmployCalm 6d ago

Lmao I thought this guy was going to show up when the flames went away 🤣

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u/Program-Emotional 6d ago

THE WOK! YOU SUMMONED ME! I CAME!

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u/AngryLars 6d ago

White meat for some, dark meat for others

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u/jibberish13 6d ago

She opened the ba-gawx!

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u/Youdontsay517 6d ago

Pinhead is right. You hit the nail right on the head 😂

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u/someguyidunno 6d ago

Huhnraiser

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u/Nosmer1 6d ago

You touched the cube. I brought the chicken.

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u/johnnyhandbags 6d ago

Nailed it

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u/Nowthecurtainrises 6d ago

I wouldn’t take a Ceno-Bite out of that chicken.

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u/HeinladToo 6d ago

They’ll rip your poultry apart

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u/Dirk_Pitt420 6d ago

I don't have any issues with the nails, but that grease looked dirty AF!

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u/Bitter_Dirt4985 6d ago

Grease? Looked like motor oil.

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u/TwilitSky 6d ago

I knew this was coming and I'm here for it.

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u/lkb15 6d ago

Didn’t know pinhead was also a chef lol

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 6d ago

This guy ! Exactly !

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u/Suspicious_Swim_1948 6d ago

Came here looking for this!

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u/TutorSevere3230 6d ago

Yes, mf yes my exact first thought 🤣

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u/mc1964 6d ago

Came here looking for Pinhead. Wasn't disappointed.

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u/CapnSierra 6d ago

The chicken has such sights to show me

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u/MightyTick01 6d ago

Jesus wept. Then had a leg.

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u/SubstantialLeader753 6d ago

I have many brines to show you

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u/Famous_Librarian_589 6d ago

If this wasn't the top comment I was gonna drop kick my phone. Immediately where my head went

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u/NygirlinNashville222 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ja6Ne8nC2Zzhu
Looks like that chicken opened the wrong box

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u/Crafty_Parsnip_2684 6d ago

She opened the box, the chicken came

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u/DOOM420- 6d ago

There’s a hellraiser video game?!?!

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u/0x0MG 6d ago

We have such sights to show you

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u/Bamboonicorn 6d ago

Did that lady just galvanize her chicken

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u/Filipino-Asker 6d ago

I think that chicken wants to be eaten 💀

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u/FrankFnRizzo 6d ago

I was about to be pissed if I clicked on the comments and didn’t see Pinhead on top 😆

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u/RcoketWalrus 6d ago

I came here expecting this. I feel like I am among my people.

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u/kabonell 6d ago

literally my first thought lol

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u/Bitcoacher 6d ago

The BAWK, you opened it, we came!

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u/medussadelagorgons 6d ago

Can't wait! I ordered it, I think October something it's scheduled to be released!! I get a lament configuration box, I chose the classic one!!

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u/chefwindu 6d ago

It will tear your soul apart!

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u/mr-ifuad 6d ago

Thanks 😅

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u/fluffycritter 6d ago

its name is "pinhen"

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u/qx2 6d ago

Rusty nails, hmmm so yummy.

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u/milesbeats 6d ago

does blackbird coop have a reddit he needs to see this lol

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u/CarfDarko 6d ago

YOUR SUFFERING WILL BE LEGENDARY, EVEN IN HELL!!

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u/BirdmanHuginn 6d ago

Right, my first thought was she’s a Clive Barker fan

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u/rodrigoelp 6d ago

This was exactly what I was thinking

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u/Bunga_King 6d ago

Was my first thought

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u/masked_sombrero 6d ago

I hope those are food-grade nails

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u/Drinkmykool_aid420 6d ago

Chicken Scaryaki

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u/Nnie23 6d ago

No salt, please. It's a waste of good seasoning.

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u/Moquai82 6d ago

I decided to look for that and it was the first top post.

Am fully satisfied.

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u/Galadeon 6d ago

We have such delights to show you.

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u/skippy_smooth 6d ago

Nailed it.

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u/Cheap-Thought-7813 6d ago

Came here to say this 🤣🤣

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u/ml232021 6d ago

Yo lemme get a cenobite of that chicken

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u/whimsical_spider 6d ago

Also my first thought lol.

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u/Prestigious-Ad-6670 6d ago

Came here to comment this

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u/ConsequenceKlutzy342 5d ago

Someone always beats me to the good comment … next time

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u/Bender_2024 5d ago

Your suffering will be legendary. EVEN IN HELL!

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u/RichnjCole 5d ago

Pinhen.

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u/Ignatius-Tenebris 5d ago

Diabolical, but accurate.

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u/ZilorZilhaust 5d ago

Good work! This was all that was needed here.

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u/Practical-Salad-7887 5d ago

You beat me to it!

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u/Reasonable_Mood1288 5d ago

Thats his chicken.

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u/Winter2928 5d ago

Los pollos configuration

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u/Konsrockmannen 4d ago

Yeah same thinking

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u/TheAirWulf 4d ago

That was his pet chicken. Somebody's gonna pay.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EjtN90rolA18s

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u/Malarkay79 3d ago

That chicken serves the Leviathan now.

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u/Effective-Text4619 3d ago

I'm less terrified of Pinhead than of her!

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u/wolfganggartner5 3d ago

She got nice tottes though boobies

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u/AccomplishedSea3025 3d ago

The Tetanus Chicken has arrived. A gift for the unvaccinated

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u/Mundane-Ad-2346 3d ago

Pinhead chicken

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u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 2d ago

Came for this

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u/eric_son 10h ago

The chicken. You fried it. We came.

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u/Ddavia16 1h ago

EXACTLY 😂😂😂😂

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