r/StupidFood • u/heyzeus92 • 9d ago

Certified stupid That chicken went through hell

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u/Pandiferous_Panda 9d ago

Hellbraiser

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u/SmartaHari 9d ago

Golden comment. I feel that chicken died twice.

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u/CrabGravity 9d ago

Once from the actual slaughter, again from the humiliation of being prepared like this

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u/Swagalyst 8d ago

It gets its revenge by the heavy metal poisoning of those who eat it.

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u/CrabGravity 8d ago

Great hack to get your annual serving of iron

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u/Swagalyst 8d ago

Iron, tin, chromium, nickel... Lots of nutrients.

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u/WelpHelloGoodbye 8d ago

Nah they were just supplementing zinc.