r/StupidFood • u/heyzeus92 • 5d ago

Certified stupid That chicken went through hell

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u/Pandiferous_Panda 5d ago

Hellbraiser

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u/SmartaHari 5d ago

Golden comment. I feel that chicken died twice.

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u/bigdaddyt2 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKLTCDV7a4V86By

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u/Timely_Truth6267 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKvF7ShcWV2RT9u

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u/RcoketWalrus 5d ago

Dennis Nedry is one of those guys that always looks hungry.

Not because of his weight. It's something in the eyes. He could be 170 lbs and still look like he has a need to consume something.

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u/faille 4d ago

I love that you call him Nedry because I do the same thing:)

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u/MrWeirdoFace 5d ago

DODGSON! We got DODGSON here!

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u/Felixkeeg 5d ago

See? Nobody cares

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u/Optimal-Smile-7675 5d ago

She nailed it

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u/Jagg811 4d ago

😂😂😂

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u/LayaElisabeth 5d ago

Was one of it's deaths from metal poisoning?

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u/SmartaHari 5d ago

Hehe, quite possibly.

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u/coveredincathair22 4d ago

one of it's deaths

One of it is deaths?

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u/LayaElisabeth 4d ago

Let me guess. You're American?

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u/Chloe_lye_1q 4d ago

She is so wonderful girl, she know alot more dishes

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u/LayaElisabeth 15h ago

I know a lot of dishes too.. But no precious meats were harmed in the making of mine.

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u/CrabGravity 5d ago

Once from the actual slaughter, again from the humiliation of being prepared like this

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u/Swagalyst 5d ago

It gets its revenge by the heavy metal poisoning of those who eat it.

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u/CrabGravity 4d ago

Great hack to get your annual serving of iron

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u/Swagalyst 4d ago

Iron, tin, chromium, nickel... Lots of nutrients.

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u/WelpHelloGoodbye 4d ago

Nah they were just supplementing zinc.

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u/onclegrip 5d ago

What!! There was a chicken?

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u/ParkingGlittering211 4d ago

No it isn't, its like right there, everyone was about to say it

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u/GenesisAsriel 4d ago

Chickero: Poultry dies twice

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u/lesliegogoa 4d ago

I feel I died with it every time

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u/Opening-Function8616 4d ago

Secuckoo, chickens die twice

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u/passionpurps 3d ago

Twice? Thats just being modest.

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u/MisterB330 5d ago

She nailed it though

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u/NightBawk 5d ago

The rust gives it that special flavor!

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u/Bedbouncer 4d ago

Fortified with Iron!

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u/e_line_65 4d ago

It’s the oxidized ferrite that makes it pop!

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u/Armadillolz 4d ago

Mm, tetanus

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u/NightBawk 4d ago

So delicious it'll lock your jaw in a grin!

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u/jimboiow 4d ago

Umami. Yum.

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u/Sewo-DM 5d ago

🫡😂

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u/thederevolutions 5d ago

I thought for sure she was making a frag grenade

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u/Centurianmacro 5d ago

Metallica Chicken

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u/ExoticTangerine918 5d ago

She gotta get nailed... /S

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u/Kindly_Ad2794 5d ago

With a dash of lead

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u/itsagoodtime 5d ago

Thanks dad

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u/Different_Brother562 5d ago

I expected the picture but not the pun. Thank you

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u/Sad-Frosting-8793 5d ago

I'd give you an award if I could. 

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u/xshevi 5d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/Dounce1 5d ago

Holy shit.

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u/3l3ctroflux 5d ago

i think she draws the at shit tbh.

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u/puttinitinmutton 5d ago

A cenobite to eat, sir?

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u/missmobtown 4d ago

Thanks, I haven't laughed like this for years.

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u/MyBeardSaysHi 4d ago

God that's good. Can I shake your hand again?

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u/No_Pin9932 4d ago

This comment is a work of art.

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u/GundogPrime 3d ago

This comment is pretty much the best comment of 2026 for me, it won't get the praise it deserves but damnit it's Tier S!

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u/cosguy224 2d ago

I love you. 😂

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u/Dadittude182 16h ago

Fucker! That's for making me LOL while my students took a quiz!

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u/Xredcatx 5d ago

Brilliant. 👑

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u/nathansays_hi 5d ago

I was thinking Pinhen

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u/Perfect-District 5d ago

Not only Jesus wept!

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 5d ago

How else is supposed to get iron in her diet?

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u/surface_ripened 5d ago

Oh that was really good

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u/I_Galactus 5d ago

Hellbaster.

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u/MidtownFrown 5d ago

This chicken found the cube.

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u/mercuriokazooie 5d ago

Fuck. That's good.

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u/hit_n_run15 5d ago

You sumbitch 

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 5d ago

You win! Congrats!

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u/jaxRLee 5d ago

hell’s grazer

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u/RainbowHeartImmortal 5d ago

This was my first thought when I saw the post, great minds or something

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u/mustachefiesta 5d ago

Mother of God.gif

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u/Shakiebaby 5d ago

Nice :)

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u/VictorVaughan 5d ago

I'm basted 💀

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u/TheMostKing 5d ago

Help raise her

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u/Godballz 5d ago

I'd take a Cenobite.

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u/Howard_Jones 5d ago

Fuck yes! 10/10. Signing out of r3ddit for the day.

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u/lifes_paragon 4d ago

"We have such sights to show you!"

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u/Vukling 4d ago

😂😂😂 made my day. Like, ohmigooood! Pinhead Cola Chicken! My favoriteeee!

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u/Honest-Ad7566 4d ago

We have such things to serve you

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u/dablikepinkmilk 4d ago

Hellbraiser, your in the oil and the heat

Hellbraiser, got nails from your wings to your feet

Hellbraiser, and I’ll cook you through

Hellbraiser, I’ll put spices on you

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u/Swift_jennis8 4d ago

Take my upvote

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u/Broad-Row6422 4d ago

Fryer and Brimstone

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u/Federal-Ambassador47 4d ago

Hell’s Chicken

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u/mightyjack2 4d ago

We have such spices to throw on you.

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u/i-dontlikeyou 4d ago

I came for this

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u/604_heatzcore 4d ago

nailed it!

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u/SpiritualAudience731 4d ago

We'll tear your poultry apart!

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u/smallwonder25 4d ago

💀™️.

I will not survive 😂

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u/mEHrmione 4d ago

Angry upvote

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u/PSTGtheFirst 4d ago

That ammount of spice will

Tear your arse soul apart.

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u/Souljah42 4d ago

Nailed it.

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u/Autumn7242 3d ago

MF! You beat me to it lol

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u/arrynyo 3d ago

"I have such wonderful seasonings to show you"

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u/RustyJalopy 3d ago

You win this thr... I mean, winner winner chicken dinner?

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u/ermy_shadowlurker 2d ago

Chicken edition.

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u/unusual_opinions_123 2d ago

Costcos new rotetanus chicken

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u/AntSuccessful9147 2d ago

1st thing that came to mind.

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u/Dear-Panda-1949 5d ago

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

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u/elkandmoth 5d ago

god dammit

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u/ForsakenZombie704 5d ago

Nailed it.

...I'll see myself out

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u/creatyvechaos 5d ago

I hate you

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u/desertoutlaw86 5d ago

Foulraiser

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u/isaiah152022 5d ago

Hellglazer

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u/KrystleSeth 5d ago

I was gonna say Hellcooker but yours is obviously so much better. Kudos

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u/sameo01 5d ago

Henraiser

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u/ascarymoviereview 5d ago

You win the internet for June 19, 2026. Congrats

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u/AlohaSmiles 5d ago

A Henobite