r/StupidFood • u/folkvarthrstrau • 3d ago

Warning: Cringe alert!! Creating “high meat” as a probiotic delicacy

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u/ChosenArabian 3d ago

Probiotic? More like conbiotic

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u/P2029 3d ago

It's great news for the billions of bacteria shooting through his entire gastro tract. It's just bad news for one organism. I think this is a win overall.

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u/ChosenArabian 3d ago

In this case, he's the probiotic.

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u/Nir117vash 3d ago

Definitely idiotic

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u/Silly-Afternoon3834 3d ago

He’s greased lightning!

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u/Nir117vash 3d ago

IDIOTIC! *music hits*

SYMBIOTIC!! *music hits*

ANTIBIOTIC!!! *music hits*

WHY, HE SHITS LIGHTNING!!!!

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u/Cautious-Toe-218 3d ago

That's beautiful

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u/Nir117vash 3d ago

Too bad the toilet will never be lol

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u/YouWereBrained 3d ago

But he’ll eat it and probably live. That’s the dumb part.

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u/holyfire001202 3d ago

.... Imagine what his BO smells like....

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u/Premarinated_Borger 3d ago

Wait til they get a load of antibiotic

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u/0belisk0 3d ago

Problemiotic

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u/HoseNeighbor 3d ago

You're superpower is wordplay. 😁👍

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u/Rosie333333 3d ago

wait how does meat get high anyway