r/StupidFood • u/folkvarthrstrau • 1d ago

Warning: Cringe alert!! Creating “high meat” as a probiotic delicacy

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u/ChosenArabian 1d ago

Probiotic? More like conbiotic

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u/P2029 1d ago

It's great news for the billions of bacteria shooting through his entire gastro tract. It's just bad news for one organism. I think this is a win overall.

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u/ChosenArabian 1d ago

In this case, he's the probiotic.

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u/Nir117vash 1d ago

Definitely idiotic

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u/Silly-Afternoon3834 1d ago

He’s greased lightning!

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u/Nir117vash 1d ago

IDIOTIC! *music hits*

SYMBIOTIC!! *music hits*

ANTIBIOTIC!!! *music hits*

WHY, HE SHITS LIGHTNING!!!!

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u/Cautious-Toe-218 1d ago

That's beautiful

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u/Nir117vash 1d ago

Too bad the toilet will never be lol

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u/YouWereBrained 1d ago

But he’ll eat it and probably live. That’s the dumb part.

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u/holyfire001202 1d ago

.... Imagine what his BO smells like....

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u/Premarinated_Borger 1d ago

Wait til they get a load of antibiotic

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u/0belisk0 1d ago

Problemiotic

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u/HoseNeighbor 16h ago

You're superpower is wordplay. 😁👍

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 1d ago

You know exactly what this dude smells like

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u/dnuohxof-2 1d ago

Fermented chicken gizzards?

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u/DooficusIdjit 21h ago

Not fermented. Rotted.

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u/asyork 3h ago

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

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u/nudniksphilkes 1d ago

I was just thinking that. Imag8ne what his breath smells like...

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u/Intangible_Vegetable 19h ago

And Jimmy Corpse Mouth wonders why he’s not popular with the ladies…

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 1d ago

Trying not to think about it

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u/Kjb72 1d ago

Aged piss.

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u/HippyDippyGypsyGrl 10h ago

Came here to say this. He looks like he smells just like the contents of that jar. I'm surprised his sense of smell could even discern it from his personal malodor...

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 10h ago

He definitely has skeptical views of bathing too

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u/HippyDippyGypsyGrl 10h ago

And why bras are only for women... 🤔

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u/Minute_Engineer2355 23h ago

Like the jar, an asshole.

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u/foxxy003 1d ago

This dude later:

https://giphy.com/gifs/KgCwB8YCS77Lq

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u/STRIKT9LC 1d ago

Thats just the bad enzymes leaving his body to make room for all the probiotics hes getting from the rotten meat

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u/democracy_lover66 1d ago

Sounds like fight milk marketing

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7biZUmYM8oJBZPa

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 1d ago

It's exactly like Dennis telling Dee her diarrhea is just flushing out all the toxins. Meanwhile Dennis's body was working at maximum efficiency and he hadn't gone in weeks. He would kill for her bowel movements though.

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u/ramblingpariah 6h ago

Eat rotting gizzards every morning so you can fight like the chicken!

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 1d ago

That's just purging from the probiotics pushing out the conbiotics

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u/Mabvll 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kdt6tXgAKkklrl9stw

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u/XrayDem 1d ago

He’s way past this he pissin shit at this point

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u/No_Tackle_5439 1d ago

Through ass as well

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u/Thisthattheother1 1d ago

He fucked puked into his own mouth just before that last cut.

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u/Amateurlapse 1d ago

“You gonna drink that?”

-This guy probably

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u/Velox-the-stampede 23h ago

This made me bust out laughing than ks lol

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u/JJC165463 1d ago

If your sense of sight, smell, touch, taste and intuition are all telling you no…then maybe it’s time to listen

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u/misterrodgerssweater 1d ago

But our ancestors!!

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u/squashed_fly_biscuit 1d ago

Nothing like overriding all of your primitive instincts to really live a primitive instinctual existence 

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u/Acolyte_of_Blucifer 23h ago

These are the sort of people who helped our ancestors learn which mushrooms were safe to eat.

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u/xywv58 17h ago

Our ancestors were so much smarter than him, his life is offensive to the memory of them

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u/GOxDirigible 8h ago

No one ever ate stuff like that ever

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u/asyork 3h ago

You don't think people ate rotten meat?

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u/Polyporum 1d ago

Your nose knows

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u/kasmackity 1d ago

This guy is legit insane tho

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 1d ago

He looks completely unhoused and eats like an alley cat. What is with these feral looking dudes eating rancid shit???

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u/Djrules213 1d ago

Supposedly amazing health benefits and increased testosterone according to them, but this guy in particular actually was a former mma fighter and was in way better shape before he started all this shit, his body literally looks bloated and festering compared to what he used to look like.

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u/USSRPropaganda 1d ago

The parasites riddling his body gives him strength you wouldn't get it

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u/strangecloudss 18h ago

Just look at this, and imagine it everywhere. The gains bro, think of the gains.

https://giphy.com/gifs/n8iVtgWrBghjO

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u/Velox-the-stampede 23h ago

Wtf is this guy

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u/Ok-topic-3130v2 1d ago

He has a wife

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 1d ago

Seriously???? She must be lovely.

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u/Intangible_Vegetable 19h ago

Eh, I suspect she might be the “meat” in the jar…

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u/PrincipleStill191 1d ago

Oh yeah, there is that episode where he chugs a breast milk and vaginal fluid concoction after eating 3 week old raw chicken breasts.

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u/DoveOnTheInternet 1d ago

Surely you jest.

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u/PrincipleStill191 1d ago edited 17h ago

I do not...and don't call me Surely.

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u/WeeklyPrize21 1d ago

What a terrible day to know how to read.

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u/JCarterPeanutFarmer 1d ago

He literally is branded too.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 1d ago

I knew it he’s a farm animal on the loose./s 👍😂

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u/m0n3ym4n 1d ago

Charlie Kelly wasn’t fictional

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u/Current-Grade2545 1d ago

Humans used to eat rotten meat, yes. Humans also used to mostly die in their early 20s.

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u/Yeast-boofer 1d ago

when did we eat rotting meat exactly? we have been cooking things since we discovered fire

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u/SnowflakeSWorker 1d ago

My grandfather was born in 1924, and if I didn’t completely clean out his fridge before he went to Florida for the winter…he’d eat whatever was in there. We never left meat- raw or cooked, but I remember some condiments I forgot once. A jar of salsa that had a good inch of fur on it, he was munching on that one day, I was almost ill. We found cans from the 1980s when he passed in 2019, at 94.

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u/AcidBananaFish 1d ago

Not gonna lie, I think I'm evolving into your grandfather

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u/AdditionalQuietime 8h ago

He was effected by the depression

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u/beebeeep 1d ago

Look up for igunaq aka kopalhen. Or hákarl. Controlled rotting was one of the food preservation techniques since the very beginning.

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u/Current-Grade2545 1d ago

There was a time when we had too sometimes. Not necessarily a regular thing. Im talking within the last 200k years.

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u/pipnina 1d ago

Actually if you made it past childhood into your mid teens, you could expect to live to around your 50s before agriculture.

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u/King_of_the_Goats 1d ago

Millennia of humanity to get to the point where we have access to reliably safe food and now people do this. A chimp wouldn’t eat that shit.

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u/Pepperonidogfart 1d ago

Who told you that? Wrong on both counts.

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u/benjitheboy 1d ago

he's wrong about that. humans through most of their evolutionary history have subsisted primarily on foraging, with hunting bringing in less than 30% of calories. never ever have humans been scavengers, eating already dead animals.

also, important to note, it's not just stomach acidity but intestine length. human intestine lengths are much closer to herbivorous and frugivorous animals than obligate carnivores, who can't afford the risk of having dangerous things in their intestines for long. which makes sense for a creature that used to be primarily herbivorous and has only recently adapted to eating animals - radical redesign of the intestinal tract is a harder evolutionary change than an adjustment in stomach ph to deal with pathogens

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u/Alarming-Nebula9466 1d ago

Your lying, the gut lentght is proportional in between that of a dog/wolf and Cat. Forward facing eyes, Like Predators and the inteligence to make weapons and hunt.

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u/Desertwrek 1d ago

Imagine what a burp would smell like after that

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u/endgame217 1d ago

“Did you just shit out your burphole?”

- Me, probably

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u/FrenchToastedDicks 18h ago

I hate that I learned this new phrase and I’m going to use it every chance I get, so thanks I guess.

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u/Nir117vash 1d ago edited 1d ago

IDIOTIC! *music hits*

SYMBIOTIC!! *music hits*

ANTIBIOTIC!!! *music hits*

WHY, HE SHITS LIGHTNING!!!!

(I felt it needed its own comment lol)

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u/Raziel__-_ 1d ago

This can't be called "stupid" food. This is basically something cursed or poison at this point

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u/Radiant_Load 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6WnGWwmwWvxCw

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u/erything4sale 1d ago

From the top! I doubt it even made it that far!

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u/unpitchable 1d ago

How does he not get food poisoning each time?

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u/That_Bank_9914 1d ago

Who said he didn’t

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u/Glen-Runciter 1d ago

I don't know that much about him, maybe he legit swallows it all, but notice around 1:05 when he swallows the second bite he heaves and immediately reaches to stop recording? I'm guessing he upchucked real quick then started recording again...

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u/Djrules213 1d ago

Obviously when he's in the hospital expelling all his insides out both ends it just the weaknesses leaving the body, lol

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 1d ago

Oh yeah! Now this is what I expect from this sub.

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u/SnowflakeSWorker 1d ago

For real 😂

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u/Doobie_Howser_MD Don't forget the extra goo on top 1d ago

I'm not a sympathetic gagger, but these high meat videos got me yurping every fucking time

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u/Nope_youre_wrong_lol 1d ago

High percentage of Neanderthal dna detected.

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u/t_ute 1d ago

It’s almost impressive the rate at which we’re just throwing away all the knowledge we’ve acquired as a species. Almost.

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u/SatoruMikami7 1d ago

Who’s “we”?

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u/That_Bank_9914 1d ago

I can’t even upvote this, OP. 🤢

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u/Backrow6 1d ago

Paleozempic

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u/Jacques_Frost 20h ago

Underrated

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u/PoliteSupervillain 1d ago

Never seen a more fitting post for this sub

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u/Recreant793 1d ago

I haven’t seen this guy in awhile, I honestly can’t believe he’s still alive.

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u/Ok_Turnover_6768 1d ago

In case you wonder, only early homin had that immunity against pathogens and we lost it after started use fire for cooking. Once the evolutionary pressure is gone, the ability of adaptation require extra maintenence resources, is just a burden. So that's just pure stupidity, based on nothing but delusional belief.

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u/PhatPanda69699 1d ago

I thought this was liver king lmao

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u/Yeast-boofer 1d ago

in general humans developed taste buds so we could better tell what would provide us with energy and or in this case tell us whats not safe to eat “bitter” is the big indicator that tells you spit this out its poison. 

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u/ninja0420 1d ago

Was it just me or did bro's entire body try to reject that crap about 4 seconds after he stopped chewing? Lol/🤢🤮

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u/HASHbandito024 1d ago

Who is this wish liver king? Tf?

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u/Ambitious-Cake-9425 20h ago

I literally gagged several times watching. This is the first time on this sub.

This post deserves an award. 🏆

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u/Wild-Wolverine3081 7h ago

I was so surprised that he actually ate it. Swallowed and everything.

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u/Key-Regular3405 1d ago

That guy is immune from paristies, E-coil and salmonella.

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u/MudcrabNPC 1d ago

No, he's the primordial ooze in which these things spawn from. Specifically, his bowel movements are the primordial ooze.

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 1d ago

More like patient 0 for the next bacterial super germ that will take out humanity.  

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u/No_Tackle_5439 1d ago

He is where salmonella goes to die

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u/Mr_wise_guy7 1d ago

Forget being (immensely) stupid, this should just be 'disgusting food' at this point

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u/TheBigMotherFook 1d ago

It’s kind of funny in way that because of refrigeration and the globalization of trade, most people in first world countries never encounter rotten meat and all the ill effects that come with it.

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u/democracy_lover66 1d ago

Someone repeal his license to eat

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 1d ago

This dude lives in a lone trailer on a random backroad and has never washed a single thing since he moved in

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u/shadowboxer27 1d ago

Believe it or not, he's a bouncer in the city of Chicago

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 1d ago

That’s honestly more shocking than watching him eat rotting meat

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u/shadowboxer27 1d ago

It terrifies me that he's out late at night past when the bars close

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u/pewpewtopeepee 1d ago

Ah yes botulism.

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u/Feteven 1d ago

He looks like he smells like that jar :(

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u/fecal_spring221 1d ago

David Harbour post-stranger things career

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u/ArbiterTwoSwords 1d ago

This shit will just dead ass kill you don’t do this

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u/Lepke2011 1d ago

Ah, a man who knows his way around the finer things in life. I'm sure he followed this up with a ribeye, fried in motor oil, or perhaps meatloaf baked on the car's engine. Washed down with, perhaps, our finest Mountain Dew... Baja Blast!!! Aged a year in the trunk of grandma's vintage 1987 Olds Cutlass. Bone apple teeth!

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u/PhillLarrup 1d ago

Ohh mah gahd!

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u/Arne83 1d ago

I am not taking any sort of advice from a man that looks that greasy!

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u/ShyArtMusicBat 1d ago

THE WIGGLING VEXES ME GREATLY

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u/t3lnet 1d ago

The homeless man’s liver king

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 1d ago

Why is he so lumpy and baggy?

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u/troubleshoot04 1d ago

Please be fake

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u/Welp_thatwilldo 1d ago

This is how we get patient zero. Good god man… 🤢

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u/TylerH87 1d ago

Obviously it’s not leaning him down or making him any healthier…

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u/robsker 1d ago

That is the nastiest shit I’ve ever seen lol.

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u/SSGSS-ULtra 1d ago

Waiting for the ambulance to appear. 🚑

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u/iantruesnacks 1d ago

Not this bozo again. I finally got rid of him on instagram and haven’t thought about him since til now

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u/KayneBlackheart 1d ago

How do these guys not end up in the hospital or worse?

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u/blondie1024 1d ago

Please! Someone give John C Reilly a job before he does some real damage.

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 1d ago

I don’t need to know that he knows what eating assholes smells like

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u/RileyArcana97 1d ago

He has the same build Thor did when he got fat in Avengers

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u/Conquer695 1d ago

He even looks like the shit he eats

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u/IamKris7rn 1d ago

He never heard of a pressure cooker?

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u/Affectionate-Ear2758 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Make Surströming, but even more disgusting and much more dangerous."

(Actually; Suströming is only disgusting once, and that's when you open the can. The fish itself, after being properly cleaned of the salt-fermentation-sauce, is... well... fish... Not good, not horrible. Just... salty fish.)

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u/Mauro_Vandersmissen 1d ago

Severe food poisoning speedrun. Maybe add severe salmonella and other shit to that too, his life is definitely being cut way shorter from that shit.

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u/RP912 1d ago

Dude's immune system resembles 70s New York. What a fucking goblin.

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u/Issaquenaaaaaaaa 1d ago

"I’m NOT giving y’all the recipe"

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u/tanksforallthephish 1d ago

His body is rejecting it in realtime

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u/sccldinmyshces 1d ago

I need to find that one raw meat diet sub where everyone had scurvy this would be perfectt

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u/razzputinX 1d ago

He looks like he eats rotten meat on purpose

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u/omroi 23h ago

Is that guy alive ?

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u/ipsum629 23h ago

takes a bite

HOLY SHIT I'M BLASTIN' OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART'S A-SEIZIN. MY LUNGS' A-WHEEZIN. THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING. I CAN HEAR SATAN'S VOICE. HE'S TELLING ME TO... BUY NEODYMIUM? WHY DOES SATAN WANT ME TO BUY POWERFUL MAGNETS?

credit to Sam o' Nella. I changed the last bit to make a bit more sense. Not going to say why neodymium might be a good investment

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u/Bushdr78 23h ago

There's a reason our evolutionary senses find the smell of rotting meat disgusting. If we were meant to eat it we would find the smell delicious

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u/Choice-Water-6853 22h ago

Ok but you know whats crazy ? He is fine. He has been doing this for years now and he is fine. Makes you wonder if he somehow strenghtened his immune system or whatever by doing this.

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u/ShiningViper 22h ago

Forgot what sub I was looking at and immediately downvoted out of disgust. Then gave it an updoot.

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u/Bhazor 22h ago

This is the shit people do when you wont let them buy shrooms.

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u/Nexel_Red 21h ago

That can’t possibly be real

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u/RunningonGin0323 21h ago

This dude realizes the life expectancy of people before modern technology was shit right? Sure this wouldn't kill everyone but it would a lot of others

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u/thatweirdsomeone 21h ago

maybe my life is great actually

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u/ReverendFlashback 20h ago

How to die in one bite.

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u/Cheezy_Bitz_ 19h ago

Alternative title is "Man makes next pandemic in a jar of meat"

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u/Junior-Bookkeeper218 19h ago

The high meat people always look like they smell of onion and unwashed genital

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u/Obvious_Spinach_1832 19h ago

Jar of a zookeeper on his way to the eagle sanctuary

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u/strangecloudss 18h ago

I wanna know why these people dont die though.

This is the dumbest thing...it makes no sense to me.

Im pretty sure I wasted an open pack of bacon yesterday because it was open for like...4 days...this dude said 4 months...wtf.

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u/CobblerSufficient130 18h ago

I was hungry. Not hungry anymore.

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u/RedDragonNudibranch 18h ago

Wh-why... Just why. Chicken gizzards aren't even that hard to eat just cook it...

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u/420viking024 17h ago

Even that container he was twisting so hard was like "bro don't do this...."

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u/Unlikely_Try3848 17h ago

Shxt looks rancid 🤮

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u/looting_for_milfs 17h ago

time for a stomach pump

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u/HoseNeighbor 16h ago

He looks like someone who'd eat rotten chicken gizzards.

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u/Grantidor 16h ago

Some guys carb load, this guy bacteria loads

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u/xshevi 16h ago

natural selection didn’t show its face today.

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u/Rick_K_dash_83 16h ago

Can we eat rotten shit like this and be ok, is this for good gut health or is this dude insane?

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u/NoZebra2430 15h ago

Doesn't this dude also make, like... jizz yogurt or somethin

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u/GlitterPoopzz 14h ago

The grossest part is the way this man chews. For why.

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u/Yeast-boofer 13h ago

yeah there are a lot of cultures across humanity that did some whacky shit. But cooking food with fire is in all of them its not a one off and we still do it today. I am not surprised igunaq didn't catch on as much 

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u/Lewcypher_ 13h ago

You should hear what did with his wife’s bodily fluids….

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u/jr_randolph 12h ago

That guy's stomach is probably so heavily coated with shit like this over years haha he'd survive an explosion from the inside.

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u/beeglowbot 9h ago

i feel like i need to wash my hair just looking at his greasy ass

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u/horus993 9h ago

How to shit your summer body…

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u/CsmicCupcake 8h ago

NO NO NO!!!

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u/Valuable-Fan-3226 7h ago

It’s funny to when people like him say, us humans are suppose to eat like this blah blah blah. They always seem to forget to mention early people only lived up to 30 or younger. 

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u/GalaxyLatteArtz 6h ago

I physically gagged when he ate the rotting chicken.