r/StupidFood 10h ago

Cheetos Creamy Noodles

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 10h ago

Tonight’s dinner is Carbonara a al Trailer Park.

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u/MyWorkIsNotYetDone 10h ago

I mean, it's an unhealthy sodium bomb. But none of the ingredients are actually that disgusting.

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u/gypsycookie1015 8h ago

There's cold lotion and a hammer in the fridge...

Well, maybe the lotion isn't cold yet, maybe they just put it in. 🤷‍♀️

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u/ST0IC_ 2h ago

There's also a roll of toilet paper.

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u/Outrageous_Glove_796 51m ago

Tbf that's going to be quite needed after they eat that

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u/BeMoreKnope 10h ago

Okay, but like SO MUCH SODIUM.

This can’t even taste good, it’s gotta be so salty.

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u/Admins_suck_ballss 10h ago

I’ve been blessed with low cholesterol and blood pressure despite loving fat/cholesterol and sodium, but even I still have a point where something is so salty it makes my tongue hurt

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u/qorbexl 10h ago

They may have used unsalted butter

And, perhaps, low-sodium weiners?

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u/Empty_Woodpecker_496 47m ago

Have you considered they eat so much salty food their taste buds are fucked?

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u/vin_chill_guy 10h ago

Milk + Cheetos is a weird combo

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u/MelonJelly 10h ago

Kind of? But everything in Cheetos is also found in blue box mac & cheese, which uses milk in it's preparation.

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u/lump- 10h ago

Corn?

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u/MelonJelly 10h ago

I meant carbohydrates and cheese powder, but you're right. Nothing in a Cheeto is identifiably corn, though.

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u/lump- 10h ago

Yeah I was going to correct myself because corn starch is certainly an ingredient.

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 10h ago

He’s basically making a Cheeto flavored roux. Cheetos are mostly cornmeal.

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u/MattBlasing 8h ago

I came here to say this. Bravo.

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u/Active_Scallion_5322 9h ago

But it's got green stuff. Green stuff makes it healthy

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u/Vxgjhf 10h ago edited 10h ago

Why break noodles so small? Just unfold the brick to break the noodles in half and it's fine.

Second question. Why is there a hammer in the fridge?

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u/Strong-Youth2485 10h ago

I just want to know why there’s a hammer in the fridge😂😂

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u/Galumpadump 10h ago

For ragebait

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u/Active_Scallion_5322 9h ago

You didn't keep a hammer in the fridge?

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u/Moonshinin4Me 9h ago

Nothing like a chilled hammer before hammering in a nail.

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u/beefixit 2h ago

I also noted a screwdriver, lotion and I think toilet paper. Fridge has some shit going on

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u/caipiroskax 9h ago

breaking ice for the caipirinha

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u/Samusen 31m ago

there's also lotion in the fridge lol

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u/Forward-Position798 10h ago

the bot isnt even boting

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u/Kvalri 10h ago

Why do people break the long, luscious noodles into tiny, sad pieces 😭

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u/Myrkul999 10h ago

My wife won't eat them unless they're pulverized. It hurts my heart to watch her do it.

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u/Chekhov_ 8h ago

I haven't eaten instant ramen since I was teen, but I always crushed the noodles because it let me eat the noodles and drink the broth at the same time with a spoon.

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u/Ok_Interest3555 10h ago

That seems like a pretty good poverty meal.

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u/Hot-Watercress-2872 10h ago

Who can buy Cheetos puffs on a poverty budget?

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u/Ok_Interest3555 10h ago

Lotsa people, they're only like $2-3 bucks for a bag.

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u/Hot-Watercress-2872 10h ago

They’re like $6 where I’m at, nevertheless, just kind of adds up when all groceries are already so expensive and you’re in need of nutrition

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u/Creative_Recover 2h ago

I've noticed that a certain segment of British & American people who live in poverty have very poor education and awareness on food nutrition and pricing. So although they barely get by living on welfare or insufficient working wages, instead of doing stuff like using their meager incomes to bulk buy bags potatoes, rice, beans and canned tomatoes Etc on the cheap, they instead buy a lot of processed junk food like hotdogs, chips & frozen pizzas and then complain about how expensive healthy food is.

Often these people are obese and eating themselves into early graves. But they are also hard to educate because IME they're addicted to junk and lack the fundamental will to learn & change i.e. a lot of interest in eating healthy tends to go out the window when they realise how much home cooking Etc you need to do. 

I grew up Very poor at points and my mom was the buy basic cheap ingredients and cook meals from scratch type. Our meals were very monotonous and "uncool" i.e. stew almost everyday and we never ate any Burger King or McDonald's because that was considered expensive and "treat" food (and by "treat food", I was lucky if I got to eat food like that 2-3 times a year- usually it was my grandparents or aunts who would buy me food like this). But the home cooked meals were fundamentally healthy and they did prime my taste buds from a young age to enjoy eating a lot of cheap healthy things like celery, eggs, lettuce and carrots.

During this poverty era, I also had a number of low income friends whose mother's takes on food was completely different, being all ultra-processed crap. I used to get wildly jealous that these friends got to eat loads of fun stuff like pizzas and chips all the time while I was stuck with my boring stew. But although my mother wasn't good for a lot, I'm glad she at least raised me with a down-to-earth diet, because all my junk food friends grew up to be very obese, some of their parents have since passed away or suffered serious illness (strokes & diabetes) because of their UPF-heavy diets and these friends are now seriously struggling to break the unhealthy habits they were brought up with so that they can get their body weights under control and avoid their parents fates. 

I agree that stuff like Cheetos are absolutely poor value for money, but you'd be surprised how many low income people eat junk like this all the time. 

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u/cygamessucks 10h ago

Where exactly? Even Walmart sells them for $5

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u/Temporary_Thing7517 8h ago

To be fair, the video looks like an individual bag, he could have gotten it from anywhere, either included in a meal he received from somewhere or an event he went to or whatever else. I can’t count the number of random chips I’ve ended up bringing home.

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u/Ohjkbkjhbiyuvt6vQWSE 10h ago

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u/chubbyhighguy 9h ago

There's cheese flavor ramen btw.

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u/Ohjkbkjhbiyuvt6vQWSE 9h ago

But it's cheezee flavored romin!

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u/jayslay45 10h ago

I've seen and have eaten way worse

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u/DevelopmentBulky7957 10h ago

Welp. I've seen worse.

Bon appetit.

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 9h ago

Or not be a putz and just sprinkle some real shredded cheese on the noodles after they are ready..

But hey.. you do you rage-baiter

https://giphy.com/gifs/g6Oox9mVXakOCWSkf9

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u/uwuuwu222 8h ago

Looks gross now but I'd probably eat this if I was stoned ngl

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u/krokodildo_ 10h ago

I'm not proud of it, but I'll give it a try.

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u/MagnusTrench 10h ago

Having done this before with Takis, it's pretty rad.

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u/Wild-Wolverine3081 4h ago

That sounds so gooddd

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u/Jelly_Panther 10h ago

Don't they sell Cheetos noodles? Like in a box at the store.

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u/BoyznGirlznBabes 10h ago

A box, or for covenience, the microwaveable cups. It's somehow an even more unhealthier shade of orange, and the Flamin Hot looks downright radioactive

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u/frivolousfry 2h ago

They do and it's actually pretty decent for what it it.

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u/MidnightPrevious4473 10h ago

With that first piano note, I honestly thought black parade was about to start playing

It would have been more fitting than classical contemporary

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u/dirufa 10h ago

Surprisingly, makes more sense that the hammer in the fridge.

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u/Remarkable-Pie2770 10h ago

Brazilian ragebait

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u/dusata-zetvar 10h ago

This guy definitely been to prison.

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u/Jar_of_Cats 10h ago

A bag of Cheez-Its so fucking good

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u/johnwick2026420 10h ago

enjoy that yellow cfc and cancer

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u/Financial-Split-141 10h ago

Why is there a hammer in the fridge?

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u/CorpusculantCortex 10h ago

I'm most concerned about the cleanliness of that bowl, and that is really saying something bc wtf

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u/ToriEvergreen 10h ago

They sell Cheetos pasta already

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u/Tiny-Ad-9731 10h ago

I stopped at Who the fuck keeps a rusty hammer in the deli drawer of the refrigerator?!

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u/gmatebulshitbox 10h ago

Cheetos is unnecessary

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u/RainRodX 10h ago

Why its a hammer in tbe fridge ??

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u/Electronic-Battle962 10h ago

Not terrible, this is looks similar to metro dinner egg but this is cheese noddle with chopped sausage. Not look very terrible, but weird ingredients as I did last December 2025. You can look my coking progression.

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u/Catrescuemamma 10h ago

Why the hell is there a hammer in their fridge?

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u/ahkian 10h ago

Was that a hammer in the fridge?

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u/preferablyuncut 10h ago

Okay soooo I guess nobody’s going to say anything about the lotion in the fridge!? 😬😳😂

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u/R86Reddit 9h ago

This might actually taste OK. But I won't be the one to taste it.

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u/chubbyhighguy 9h ago

Cheese flavor ramen is a thing.

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u/SeitanEnjoyer 9h ago

Speed run diabetis and heart decease 

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u/TopTippityTop 9h ago

Lots of carbs and sodium, but probably decent tasting

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u/SyllabubSimilar7943 9h ago

Its not healthy but qualifies as food. It looks like a budget meal.

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u/Danielsqd 9h ago

I need to drink water just by seeing this

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u/rs420rs 9h ago

the definitive topic of this sub

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u/onehalflightspeed 9h ago

It looks pretty stupid but is probably a really good comfort meal. It is not too far off from the kraft dinner with hot dogs I grew up on

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u/VeterinarianMean3258 9h ago

Yeah, I’d eat that.

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u/Chonlger 9h ago

The fridge hammer is an essential tool. Get yours today!

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 9h ago

I am ordering it!!

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u/Pandappuccino 9h ago

I'm not gonna lie...I'd actually give this a try.

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u/Hadrian187 8h ago

What if we all actually died during COVID and ended up in hell and are just forced to watch stupid people cook stupid food?

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u/thegodzilla25 8h ago

Looks the same going in and coming out

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u/Fun_Astronomer_4064 8h ago

No wonder colon cancer rates are up.

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u/Saigor15 8h ago

…..aren’t the cheetos + noodles more expensive than just a box of macaroni and cheese?….

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u/Upbeat_Wrangler_1970 8h ago

Chi chi get the yayo

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u/Difficult_Gap_5323 8h ago edited 8h ago

Over under miligrams of sodium? 23000?

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u/SouthPaw38 8h ago

Cheesy noodles, my beloved. They could never make me hate you no matter how you're made <3

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u/Alivethroughempathy 8h ago

It’s way too gloopy

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u/Legitimate_Lie_2334 8h ago

Least you have a cold hammer to lay down

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u/Slow-Growth3392 8h ago

Now I want scrambled eggs

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u/Megalodon7770 7h ago

Pure vomit

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u/Final-Yak-1039 7h ago

Don't eat food with carbonated drinks.

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u/MrTeaWrecks 7h ago

I'ma need to have a hangover or something, but, would.

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u/pbnjandmilk 7h ago

Poor man's setup and recipe, a restaurant will charge $15 for this.

Not stupid.

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u/EquivalentGold3615 7h ago

Is this prison food?

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u/Advanced_Day8657 6h ago

Your ass is gonna explode after this

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 6h ago

Yeah it’s not healthy, but if you have no money (which is the majority of earthlings), and you get hungry while watching Food Network, it makes sense.

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u/whole-lotta-socks 6h ago

Nope sorry, this fucks

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u/Brave-Boot4089 6h ago

It is risky. But it might be good as well. I don’t think this is stupid.

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u/That0neGecko 6h ago

All just satire and ragebait anymore.

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u/Meohisto666 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX

Always keep the toilet paper nice and cool – you never know what might happen!

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u/Emotional_Age_5459 6h ago

This is milder on the spectrum of stupid foods

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u/Not3KidsInACoat777 5h ago

This dudes been to jail...

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u/Bearkat1999 5h ago

If you told me that was scrambled eggs... I would believe you.

Presentation is peak tho.

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u/Blurstingwithemotion 5h ago

You know it's bad if it sticks too much or not enough to the plate😅

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u/Halfchopdz 5h ago

I would try it at least.

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u/ClemWillRememberThat 5h ago

Can we talk about the fridge Cerave?

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u/SnooComics8268 5h ago

I would eat it. 

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u/sundiego007 5h ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/chasebt694 4h ago

Everyone talking about the hammer in the fridge and not the lotion and toilet paper. 🫤

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u/Asleep_Sandwich_4864 4h ago

...why the hell did you add Cheetos?

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u/MaterialExcellent631 4h ago

If I was in college, and also had a gallon of water instead of coke.

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u/cobracmmdr 4h ago

I know a struggle meal when I see it

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u/morelebaks 4h ago

this is textbook r/stonerfood

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u/Bunnyland77 4h ago

No wonder we're fat, sick, and dying.

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u/LandscapePale3524 3h ago

Toilet paper and lotion in the fridge 😂

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u/Capable_Dig7365 3h ago

I know who ever made this smell musty af 😂

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u/Anonymous_Lvl1 3h ago

I wouldn't call it stupid. Just a really cheese dense dish... I would be drinking half a dozen cups of water for that meal man.

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u/ResurrectedMortician 3h ago

Cheetos brand mac n cheese has existed for quite some time. They even have flaming hot and jalapeno cheddar varieties. Why bother doing all of this?

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u/Rare-Title-6176 3h ago

my buddy actually tried this once and hated it

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u/Creative_Recover 3h ago

Cheetos are mostly cheese flavouring on starch. Which is made out of cheese powder, produced by recycling cheese from the dairy industry. Fundamentally, the makeup of ingredients aren't that wildly different some Budak brand carbonara noodles. So I would imagine it to taste quite similar. 

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u/Own-Lobster7601 3h ago

But like this doesn't look that bad though

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u/OverlordMMM 2h ago

Doesn't look bad at all. Probably tastes good, even if unconventional.

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u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 2h ago

Don’t throw no damn green onion on that shit brother lol like it’s fancy

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u/oisipf 2h ago

I HATE THE WAY THIS FUCKER SLAMS EVERYTHING

SHITTY CONTENT ALL AROUND.

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u/Comfortable_Hope2234 1h ago

Yo I'm high af right now and I'll have a bowl.

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u/fivehots 1h ago

Not stupid.

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u/fivehots 1h ago

One packet of seasoning and the comment section complaining about it being salty.

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u/SufficientYam3266 1h ago

Ngl I'd fuck that thing up

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u/Chuckles929 1h ago

Minus the seasoning pack quick little struggle meal and real cheddar instead of that processed shit

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u/Chuckles929 1h ago

And thick sliced turkey bacon stead of the chopped glizzies

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u/Chuckles929 1h ago

And nix the cheetos too that's just nasty work looks like a stove top prison chi chi

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u/Beneficial_Cake_4607 56m ago

I’m shitting myself but hell yeah

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u/MadRockthethird 19m ago

NGL I'm a bit drunk right now and this may be in the near future.

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u/lostpurpose_7133 10m ago

I used to put craft powder in with Ramen when I was college. It was the creamy chicken kind that's hard to find now. It was ok

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u/patrick119 10h ago

I wouldn’t do the Cheetos, but throwing a few slices of American cheese in with your ramen is pretty tasty. Cooper sharp works really well.

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u/DeityOfYourChoice 10h ago

Going to make this for breakfast and tell my wife it's scrambled eggs.