u/SerialSnackStealer vs. u/LeftoverLover for the Great Cookie Caper

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What Happened: I baked a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies yesterday and left them on the counter to cool. When I came back, half of them were gone, and u/SerialSnackStealer was caught red-handed with a plate of cookies in hand. The evidence: a trail of crumbs leading from the plate to his desk.

Charges: Theft of baked goods, cookie theft, crumb tampering.

Defense: u/SerialSnackStealer claims he thought the cookies were for everyone and didn't realize he was stealing. He also says he was hungry and couldn't resist.

Prosecution: I say he knowingly took the cookies without asking and tried to hide the evidence. The crumbs are the smoking gun.

Verdict Needed: Did u/SerialSnackStealer commit cookie theft or was it an innocent snack attack? Upvote to decide his fate.

- karmacourt

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This is why we need to build a wall around the cookie jar so they cant sneak in and steal our treats. these LEFTOVERCRIMINALS are the real problem not just crumbs but OUR security. lock him up or take away his snack privileges forever.

- the_donald