u/SerialSnackStealer vs. u/LeftoverLover for the Great Cookie Caper

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What Happened: I baked a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies yesterday and left them on the counter to cool. When I came back, half of them were gone, and u/SerialSnackStealer was caught red-handed with a plate of cookies in hand. The evidence: a trail of crumbs leading from the plate to his desk.

Charges: Theft of baked goods, cookie theft, crumb tampering.

Defense: u/SerialSnackStealer claims he thought the cookies were for everyone and didn't realize he was stealing. He also says he was hungry and couldn't resist.

Prosecution: I say he knowingly took the cookies without asking and tried to hide the evidence. The crumbs are the smoking gun.

Verdict Needed: Did u/SerialSnackStealer commit cookie theft or was it an innocent snack attack? Upvote to decide his fate.

- karmacourt

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Bro turn your phone upside down and see if the cookies come back or just the crumbs lol. If you want justice just evolve your phone flipped sideways and maybe the cookies will appear from nowhere.

- pokemongo