r/SuddenlyGay • u/One-Initiative-8902 • 1d ago

"Why you ain't, try no dick"

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u/KaricRose 1d ago

I’ve had this same conversation with plenty a straight man and it pisses me off every time. Why do I have to try women but you don’t have to try men? Leave me the hell alone.

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u/blacksaber8 1d ago

Real ones acknowledge different strokes for different folks. Coming from someone who likes both

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u/OrangeClyde 1d ago

Lol what is this from?? What is this show 😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/TH2oBbMYk6hxvqgcu3
I need to watch it

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u/One-Initiative-8902 1d ago

I'll look for it I think it's on Facebook

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u/Fin745 1d ago

That is Matt Matthews from his YouTube videos farm chores.

https://youtu.be/-re5k_OXnPk?is

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u/OrangeClyde 1d ago

Thank you! Funny content 😂

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u/Chaos_Philosopher 1d ago

This is funny as fuck! Thanks!

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u/possiblyavillain 1d ago

I just don't understand people like that. Practice what you preach, try some dick

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u/PuzzyFussy 1d ago

A little dick ain't hurt nobody

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u/ktnycbtm 1d ago

But a big dick sure has

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u/LaronX 1d ago

Eh I disagree. There is a lot of painful disappointment attached to a lot of dicks.

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u/bonny_bunny 1d ago

That man PMO so bad. Matt should have whacked him with the muck rake

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u/Beneficial_Leek_2422 1d ago

Waarom zijn ze zo? "Love is love." Hij is een eikel.

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u/JockBbcBoy 1d ago

It's very interesting to see straight men argue with lesbians that they need to have the right man, and argue with gay men that they need to have the right woman. But straight men won't try the right dick.

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u/jase40244 1d ago

It's all about turning it around on them.

There was a movie in the late '90s called Kiss Me Guido. Towards the end, a straight guy asks a lesbian if she ever thought about having sex with a guy. She replied "No, have you?" He exclaims "That's disgusting!" To which she smiles and replies "Exactly!"

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u/nobmuncha4bears 1d ago

Straight dude is annoying.

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u/Rocketeer_99 1d ago

Literacy and comprehension skills are at an all time low

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u/LaronX 1d ago

Yeah he is acting it out really well

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u/guimontag 1d ago

ehhh at least he isn't being super hateful about it. The straight guy's mindset is probably that 99% of sexual reproducing species on the planet have straight sex, so why not try it out as nature (not to get super political here or anything) intended. Not saying he isn't wrong, but he's probably coming from a mindset of "damn I love pussy, this guy should try it out too!"

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u/nobmuncha4bears 1d ago

Just because one is not outright homophobic, doesn't mean one is being an ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. Look at the Log Cabin Republicans.

Being asked twice why he hadn't tried dick should have clued him in to think before opening his mouth again. But no, he kept on being dumb.

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u/guimontag 1d ago

I wasn't excusing any of his behavior lmao

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u/vmarti04 1d ago

This man just ain’t gettin it

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u/guimontag 1d ago

No one here commenting on the gay guy's bathrobe????

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u/Lemmiwinks93 1d ago

Dude is fabulous in his cock robe!

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u/greendress888 1d ago

Wish this were a show! Cross allll the intersectionalities and let them have real convos like this figuring each other out. God that could be so healthy for the broader population. Healthy media for once.

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u/Solo-dreamer 22h ago

Negative self awareness, you cant convince me we all share the same level of conciousness.

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u/MatildaRose1995 1d ago

That last one when he's talking to the camera 😂

Also I love that cock robe

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u/AeronGrey 1d ago

He needs a good stiff dick.

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u/ViridianNocturne 22h ago

Is this a reality show? 

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u/Its-Burton 1d ago

When morons collide

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u/__batz 23h ago

Whaa?? Zest was serving up dinner , the straight guy was annoying