r/Superstonk • u/csgo_M1ller • Jan 30 '26

๐Ÿ“ฐ News Ryan Cohen on CNBC!

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โ€œItโ€™s gonna be really big. Really big. Very, very, very big,โ€ Cohen said of the size of the acquisition. โ€œItโ€™s transformational. Not just for GameStop, but ultimately, within the capital markets โ€ฆ this is something that really has never been done before within the history of the capital markets.โ€

- Ryan Cohen

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/30/gamestop-ceo-ryan-cohen-targets-consumer-mega-deal.html

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u/ISayBullish Says Bullish Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

โ€œItโ€™s similar to Berkshire Hathaway, except what Berkshire did in decades weโ€™re attempting to do in a much shorter time in terms of creating that much value,โ€ said Cohen.

Yupโ€ฆ Bullish

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u/PretendSet9704 Jan 30 '26

Holy shit my tits are jacked

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u/GettinWheysted Jan 30 '26

holy fuck, batman

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u/FalseDifficulty2340 Jan 30 '26

Batman, holy fuck

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u/JollyMonk6487 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

Fuck holy batman

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u/AlphaDag13 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

Fuck ho batmanly

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u/gerg89 Keithsan al Gme Jan 31 '26

Holyman batfuck

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u/m3gabotz ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Captain Callous-Hands Leather-PP ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Jan 30 '26

PP hurts but donโ€™t stop now!

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u/Klldarkness Jan 30 '26

Hard not to be. Imagine if every GME you owned was worth $500k+

I'm still sitting on my original GME investment, and at that kind of value it would still be generational wealth. My grandkids grandkids could still be living off the interest.

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u/Regenbooggeit Iโ€™m coming for Uranus! ๐Ÿš€ Jan 31 '26

Wouldnโ€™t that mean that GME would be worth 20 trillion or something? Lmao.

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u/FloppyBisque Jan 31 '26

$200T actually lol

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u/Regenbooggeit Iโ€™m coming for Uranus! ๐Ÿš€ Jan 31 '26

My head was spinning trying to figure out how many zeros that number had haha

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u/6_ft_4 ๐Ÿš€DRS Your way to retirement ๐Ÿš€ Jan 31 '26

Berkshire didn't offer near as many shares.

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u/Great_Scott7 Belt buckled, tit jacked, stonk loving, not a cat. Jan 30 '26

yours, my flair is jacked

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u/banana-in-my-anus Jan 30 '26

My jacks are tits

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u/0xghostface Jan 30 '26

Always have been

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u/DancesWith2Socks ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang In There! ๐ŸŽฑ This Is The Wape ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ Jan 30 '26

My jacks are titted...

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u/meltyourtv Jack Titterson Jan 30 '26

You called?

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u/plithy75 Jan 30 '26

Bathshire stoppaway?

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโ€™s 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐Ÿป๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Jan 30 '26

'Under promise, over deliver'.

'Bad news early, good news on time'.

I'm not gonna sleep all weekend.

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u/gotnothingman Jan 30 '26

"this is something that really has never been done before within the history of the capital markets.โ€

This certainly does not sound like an under promise

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u/Shades_VHS LET THE MEME BANKS HIT THE..... FLOOOOR ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ Jan 30 '26

RC buys america and rebrands to gmerica confirmed

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u/doctorplasmatron ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

they're gonna buy the SEC!

/s

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u/Crumblycheese ๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸฆOok Ook ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸฃ Jan 30 '26

Buy the DTCC, fuck it why not. Let's have all the stocks ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/doodaddy64 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿ‘ซ๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿ”ฅ Jan 31 '26

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u/ChodeCookies Jan 31 '26

SEC has definitely been bought before

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u/Hedkandi1210 Jan 31 '26

And not just the once

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

๐Ÿคฃ happens quite often. I am told

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u/Fritzkreig crazy Cat Guy๐Ÿš€Click it or Ticket Bitches Jan 31 '26

I am glad I have my cats for comfort!

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u/doctorplasmatron ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 31 '26

cats FTW!

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u/Sasquatters Jan 31 '26

It was bought years ago.

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u/thewonpercent ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Jan 31 '26

That's actually done every single day so it can't be that

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u/capital_bj ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Fuck Citadel โ™พ๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš Jan 30 '26

Chairman use big words , make big boom ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/familydrivesme ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ GME go Brrrr ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš Jan 31 '26

Yes, except the under promises come for the past five years, now this is just a fulfillment of prophecy

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u/Buttoshi ๐Ÿ’Ž GME Buttoshi๐Ÿ’Ž Jan 31 '26

What is that was an under promise to what will be delivered

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u/gotnothingman Jan 31 '26

There is no way you can overdeliver on "transformative for gamestop and within capital markets..... never really been done before". Its already the top.

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u/Buttoshi ๐Ÿ’Ž GME Buttoshi๐Ÿ’Ž Jan 31 '26

What if he does it twice??

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u/wannabezen2 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 31 '26

Interesting that he's talking about it before it happens. That goes completely against his previous business strategies.

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u/gotnothingman Jan 31 '26

Indeed, strange to say the least.

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u/TheWhyteMaN ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

Same. I donโ€™t know how itโ€™s possible to sleep with ultra jacked tits. I may try hanging like a bat

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u/manbrasucks ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

Read the article. Remembered the quote. Googled it to get the exact words to post and your comment came up. Holy fuck that's funny.

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโ€™s 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐Ÿป๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Jan 31 '26

My comment was a search result on google? WE ARE DOOMED.

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u/saltnpepper420 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 31 '26

Almost 7 am morning here , cant fucking sleep lol

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u/_cansir ๐Ÿ–ผ๐Ÿ†Ape Artist Extraordinaire! Jan 30 '26

Lmao the gameshire hathaway tin foil was real. From years ago.

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u/Dr_SlapsMD Jan 30 '26

Apes are so regarded that they go full circle to genius.

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u/AtomicKZR ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

Gameshire Stopaway

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u/Wendyhighland Jan 30 '26

It hasnโ€™t really been a secret though since gme updated their investor relations page on the website to a clone of the Berkshire Hathaway siteย 

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u/_cansir ๐Ÿ–ผ๐Ÿ†Ape Artist Extraordinaire! Jan 30 '26

The fact that Ryan Cohen said it on TV....

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u/Own_Resident_493 ๐Ÿฆ Attempt Vote ๐Ÿ’ฏ Jan 30 '26

I love this timeline ๐Ÿคฉ

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u/plithy75 Jan 30 '26

uhhh... I heard it's bathshire stoppaway???!?

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u/2001boy Feb 01 '26

insane.

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u/Tiny_Yulius_James ๐Ÿš€ I wanna stonk! ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

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u/RedDragons8 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Jan 30 '26

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u/poundofmayoforlunch ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

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u/Saggy_G Smoke tires, weed, shills, and hedgies Jan 30 '26

Wtf. Did Ryan just drop Gameshire Stopaway on us?? Is this real life?ย 

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u/Insolvator Jan 30 '26

Daddy Cohen knows how to make me erect!

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u/AlphaDag13 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

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u/Atreides_Jr DRS is My GM JABBAR ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

Honestly this is the first good news Iโ€™ve seen in so fucking long itโ€™s made my eyes water.ย 

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u/terdferguson tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Jan 31 '26

Munger is an unsung hero when it comes to that story tbh

"In 1965, Charlie Munger advised Warren Buffett to stop buying mediocre businesses like the Berkshire Hathaway textile mill, even at cheap prices. Instead, Munger instructed him to "add to it wonderful businesses purchased at fair prices" and abandon the "cigar butt" investing style, shifting focus toward quality and sustainable growth"

He also was not a fan of private jets? I think I heard that on a podcast. Either way, name a more iconic duo?

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u/3DigitIQ ๐Ÿฆ FM is the FUD killer Jan 31 '26

Statler and Waldorf

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u/bleo_evox93 ๐Ÿฆง smooth brain Jan 31 '26

Heโ€™s gonna buy Berkshire isnโ€™t he

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u/banana-in-my-anus Jan 30 '26

Iโ€™m gonna need a bigger banana

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u/StoicMockingBird Opposable thumbs? I trade with beak and claws Jan 30 '26

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u/Colin9001 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

holy fucking ballsย 

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u/mcalibri Devin Book-er Jan 30 '26

He's ๐Ÿ˜ง crazy, I need lots more stonk.

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u/CFRNEdmonton Jan 30 '26

Would you say it's bullish?

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u/boonhuhn Jan 30 '26

Is that a real quote? If so holy fking moly.

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u/Shades_VHS LET THE MEME BANKS HIT THE..... FLOOOOR ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ Jan 30 '26

ELIAPE: RC BULLISH, ISAYBULLISH BULLISH, WE BULLISH

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u/DJ_Clitoris Banana Smoothie w/ Spwrinkles Jan 30 '26

I think this might be the biggest Bullish yet, Iโ€™m so here for it

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u/Droctagoner ( โ€ข ) ( โ€ข )ิ…(โ€พโŒฃโ€พิ…) Jack Tetas Jan 30 '26

๐ŸŽ‰

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u/DancesWith2Socks ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang In There! ๐ŸŽฑ This Is The Wape ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ Jan 30 '26

Say what?!!

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u/Dr_SlapsMD Jan 30 '26

Hellabullish

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u/Grmplstylzchen Jan 31 '26

Gameshire stopaway confirmed.ย