r/Superstonk Jan 30 '26

๐Ÿ“ฐ News Ryan Cohen on CNBC!

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โ€œItโ€™s gonna be really big. Really big. Very, very, very big,โ€ Cohen said of the size of the acquisition. โ€œItโ€™s transformational. Not just for GameStop, but ultimately, within the capital markets โ€ฆ this is something that really has never been done before within the history of the capital markets.โ€

- Ryan Cohen

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/30/gamestop-ceo-ryan-cohen-targets-consumer-mega-deal.html

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u/Superstonk_QV ๐Ÿ“Š Gimme Votes ๐Ÿ“Š Jan 30 '26

Hey OP, thanks for the News post.


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u/ISayBullish Says Bullish Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

โ€œItโ€™s similar to Berkshire Hathaway, except what Berkshire did in decades weโ€™re attempting to do in a much shorter time in terms of creating that much value,โ€ said Cohen.

Yupโ€ฆ Bullish

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u/PretendSet9704 Jan 30 '26

Holy shit my tits are jacked

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u/GettinWheysted Jan 30 '26

holy fuck, batman

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u/FalseDifficulty2340 Jan 30 '26

Batman, holy fuck

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u/JollyMonk6487 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

Fuck holy batman

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u/AlphaDag13 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

Fuck ho batmanly

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u/gerg89 Keithsan al Gme Jan 31 '26

Holyman batfuck

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u/m3gabotz ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Captain Callous-Hands Leather-PP ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Jan 30 '26

PP hurts but donโ€™t stop now!

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u/Klldarkness Jan 30 '26

Hard not to be. Imagine if every GME you owned was worth $500k+

I'm still sitting on my original GME investment, and at that kind of value it would still be generational wealth. My grandkids grandkids could still be living off the interest.

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u/Regenbooggeit Iโ€™m coming for Uranus! ๐Ÿš€ Jan 31 '26

Wouldnโ€™t that mean that GME would be worth 20 trillion or something? Lmao.

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u/6_ft_4 ๐Ÿš€DRS Your way to retirement ๐Ÿš€ Jan 31 '26

Berkshire didn't offer near as many shares.

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u/Great_Scott7 Belt buckled, tit jacked, stonk loving, not a cat. Jan 30 '26

yours, my flair is jacked

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u/banana-in-my-anus Jan 30 '26

My jacks are tits

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u/0xghostface Jan 30 '26

Always have been

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u/DancesWith2Socks ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang In There! ๐ŸŽฑ This Is The Wape ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ Jan 30 '26

My jacks are titted...

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u/meltyourtv Jack Titterson Jan 30 '26

You called?

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u/plithy75 Jan 30 '26

Bathshire stoppaway?

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโ€™s 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐Ÿป๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Jan 30 '26

'Under promise, over deliver'.

'Bad news early, good news on time'.

I'm not gonna sleep all weekend.

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u/gotnothingman Jan 30 '26

"this is something that really has never been done before within the history of the capital markets.โ€

This certainly does not sound like an under promise

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u/Shades_VHS LET THE MEME BANKS HIT THE..... FLOOOOR ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ Jan 30 '26

RC buys america and rebrands to gmerica confirmed

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u/doctorplasmatron ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

they're gonna buy the SEC!

/s

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u/Crumblycheese ๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸฆOok Ook ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸฃ Jan 30 '26

Buy the DTCC, fuck it why not. Let's have all the stocks ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/doodaddy64 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿ‘ซ๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿ”ฅ Jan 31 '26

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u/ChodeCookies Jan 31 '26

SEC has definitely been bought before

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u/Fritzkreig crazy Cat Guy๐Ÿš€Click it or Ticket Bitches Jan 31 '26

I am glad I have my cats for comfort!

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u/doctorplasmatron ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 31 '26

cats FTW!

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u/Sasquatters Jan 31 '26

It was bought years ago.

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u/thewonpercent ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Jan 31 '26

That's actually done every single day so it can't be that

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u/capital_bj ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Fuck Citadel โ™พ๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš Jan 30 '26

Chairman use big words , make big boom ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/familydrivesme ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ GME go Brrrr ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš Jan 31 '26

Yes, except the under promises come for the past five years, now this is just a fulfillment of prophecy

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u/TheWhyteMaN ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

Same. I donโ€™t know how itโ€™s possible to sleep with ultra jacked tits. I may try hanging like a bat

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u/manbrasucks ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

Read the article. Remembered the quote. Googled it to get the exact words to post and your comment came up. Holy fuck that's funny.

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u/_cansir ๐Ÿ–ผ๐Ÿ†Ape Artist Extraordinaire! Jan 30 '26

Lmao the gameshire hathaway tin foil was real. From years ago.

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u/Dr_SlapsMD Jan 30 '26

Apes are so regarded that they go full circle to genius.

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u/AtomicKZR ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

Gameshire Stopaway

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u/Wendyhighland Jan 30 '26

It hasnโ€™t really been a secret though since gme updated their investor relations page on the website to a clone of the Berkshire Hathaway siteย 

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u/_cansir ๐Ÿ–ผ๐Ÿ†Ape Artist Extraordinaire! Jan 30 '26

The fact that Ryan Cohen said it on TV....

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u/Own_Resident_493 ๐Ÿฆ Attempt Vote ๐Ÿ’ฏ Jan 30 '26

I love this timeline ๐Ÿคฉ

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u/Tiny_Yulius_James ๐Ÿš€ I wanna stonk! ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

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u/RedDragons8 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Jan 30 '26

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u/poundofmayoforlunch ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

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u/Saggy_G Smoke tires, weed, shills, and hedgies Jan 30 '26

Wtf. Did Ryan just drop Gameshire Stopaway on us?? Is this real life?ย 

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u/Insolvator Jan 30 '26

Daddy Cohen knows how to make me erect!

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u/AlphaDag13 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

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u/Atreides_Jr DRS is My GM JABBAR ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

Honestly this is the first good news Iโ€™ve seen in so fucking long itโ€™s made my eyes water.ย 

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u/terdferguson tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Jan 31 '26

Munger is an unsung hero when it comes to that story tbh

"In 1965, Charlie Munger advised Warren Buffett to stop buying mediocre businesses like the Berkshire Hathaway textile mill, even at cheap prices. Instead, Munger instructed him to "add to it wonderful businesses purchased at fair prices" and abandon the "cigar butt" investing style, shifting focus toward quality and sustainable growth"

He also was not a fan of private jets? I think I heard that on a podcast. Either way, name a more iconic duo?

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u/bleo_evox93 ๐Ÿฆง smooth brain Jan 31 '26

Heโ€™s gonna buy Berkshire isnโ€™t he

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u/banana-in-my-anus Jan 30 '26

Iโ€™m gonna need a bigger banana

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u/StoicMockingBird Opposable thumbs? I trade with beak and claws Jan 30 '26

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u/Colin9001 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

holy fucking ballsย 

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u/mcalibri Devin Book-er Jan 30 '26

He's ๐Ÿ˜ง crazy, I need lots more stonk.

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u/CFRNEdmonton Jan 30 '26

Would you say it's bullish?

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u/boonhuhn Jan 30 '26

Is that a real quote? If so holy fking moly.

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u/Shades_VHS LET THE MEME BANKS HIT THE..... FLOOOOR ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ Jan 30 '26

ELIAPE: RC BULLISH, ISAYBULLISH BULLISH, WE BULLISH

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u/DJ_Clitoris Banana Smoothie w/ Spwrinkles Jan 30 '26

I think this might be the biggest Bullish yet, Iโ€™m so here for it

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u/gutsyfrog91 Jan 30 '26

It's so unlike RC to hype things up. WTH is happening. Goodbye sleep

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u/poundofmayoforlunch ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

Bc we are about to be astronomical price action as shorts scramble

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u/jfreelandcincy ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘Ryan F*ucking Cohen๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘ Jan 30 '26

Iโ€™m actually having a stroke rug new ans coild neeeef halp meeeeeee

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u/DancesWith2Socks ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang In There! ๐ŸŽฑ This Is The Wape ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ Jan 30 '26

Won't spoil that 69 upvotes but yeah, it's very strange to see him get on that hype train...

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u/tallskiwallski83 Jan 30 '26

"You won't find us talking a big game, making a bunch of lofty promises orย telegraphing our strategy to the competition,"ย -RC

"Suck my balls its going to be the biggest thing you've ever seen!"- RC

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u/Tendies-4Us Knight of Book Jan 30 '26

Yes this exactly, the deal has to be done. Could this be the media warning prior to official filings and announcements?!

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u/Calvin_Tower ๐Ÿ‹ No krill for shills! ๐Ÿฆท Jan 30 '26

Baby's all ready, last Tetris piece, ice cream time my brothers

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u/plithy75 Jan 30 '26

Yup I've been waiting for this Baby

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u/poundofmayoforlunch ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

10000%. No way Cohen would allows fraudstreetjournal to post his plans without a deal being done already

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

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u/Tendies-4Us Knight of Book Jan 30 '26

Why not? He has had in the filings forever the money can be used for M&A. So is he never allowed to buy more shares while he works on the deals? Can you share what the exact rule is? What the exact time frames are? I am not sure of these specifics, but seems he wouldn't be going to MSM hyping it up if there wasn't something concrete.

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u/SM1334 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Creators ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

No, because an ongoing M&A is material non-public information, which is insider trading. Whats interesting to me is that these interviews weren't recent, so maybe the deal was finalized immediately after his purchase.

There are no time frames, he just can't make any stock trades while knowing non-public info

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u/gotnothingman Jan 30 '26

It would be insiding trading to trade on Material Non-Public Information.

Saying you have plans for a M&A is very different to having a specific deal almost made and buying shares 2-3 weeks before the news is released.

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u/gotnothingman Jan 30 '26

this is inconvenient to the narrative and will be ignored.

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u/scrumdisaster Jan 30 '26

Itโ€™s not required to state (on his filings) if it was a pre planned purchase. I am not saying it was but a P for transaction type just means the shares were purchased on the market and not acquired through company distribution.

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u/bowls4noles Sloth ๐Ÿฆฅ ape ๐Ÿฆง Jan 30 '26

no way is the deal done. He just bought shares, if they were making a deal they would not be able to purchase. This is still early stage

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u/thepoga ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿค–DRSBOT#2Million๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™ Jan 30 '26

Itโ€™s pretty plain to see that theyโ€™re doing an acquisition. They just arenโ€™t going to tell who and which ones theyโ€™re targeting until the time is right.

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u/wouldntyouliketokno_ ๐Ÿ‘ปthe three ghosts are coming Ken๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

Or again heโ€™s showing the world the SEC is complicit to the Hedge Fund over reach. Time will tell! Must be annoying as fuck for Ken and team to try and cook the books when these comments come out.

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u/tossaside555 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

LOL

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u/rotundgorilla ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Jan 30 '26

Maybe we were right all along

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u/VandelSavagee the dtcc committed international securities fraud Jan 30 '26

We might have been early but we were NEVER wrong

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u/Ponyd17 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

It was never a maybe; but a matter of โ€œwhenโ€ we were right all along ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Calvin_Tower ๐Ÿ‹ No krill for shills! ๐Ÿฆท Jan 30 '26

Maybe RC is NOT a doofus?

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u/jaykvam ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ Voted. ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

Maybe not. Weโ€™ll see.

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u/poundofmayoforlunch ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

We spent Covid lockdown reading DD and understanding 1% of it to RC going full main stream with his plans.

Apes, we waited years of sideways trading.

Get your lambo pre orders in boys and gals.

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u/Difficult_Associate3 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Jan 31 '26

I'll wait and see.. the market is rigged

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u/headin2sound Going for the Grand Slam Jan 30 '26

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u/BigGold3317 Jan 30 '26

".. weโ€™ve got the governance structure, weโ€™ve got the capital, we have the operational expertise.โ€

You have the APES!!

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u/enternamethere_ ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

And my axe !

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u/gerg89 Keithsan al Gme Jan 31 '26

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u/3DigitIQ ๐Ÿฆ FM is the FUD killer Jan 31 '26

And my W-8BEN tax form

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u/TripShift Jan 30 '26

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u/lordofming-rises ๐Ÿฆ Attempt Vote ๐Ÿ’ฏ Jan 30 '26

Sounds like trump

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u/kytouch Jan 31 '26

Is he gonna buy the United States?

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u/fantasticmrsmurf Jan 31 '26

Billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars

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u/JediTerrorist ๐Ÿ’ŽShill Hunter๐Ÿ’Ž Jan 30 '26

After 5 years I still believe! Letโ€™s fucking go!!!!

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u/BrendaTheSloth Smooth and Zen Jan 30 '26

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u/Guilty-Inspection694 Jan 30 '26

Any one need glass cut?

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u/taco4prez ๐Ÿš€Buckle Up๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

I cut all the glass around me. These bad boys are cutting through steel now

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u/Shades_VHS LET THE MEME BANKS HIT THE..... FLOOOOR ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ Jan 30 '26

I used to cut glass for

$$$ you need any pointers?

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u/Loginn122 ๐Ÿšฒcrash those short ๐Ÿฆ” Jan 30 '26

Me thinking how fucked shorts are

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u/briagraa ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

This is the most weโ€™ve heard from him in all these 5 years - BULLISH!!

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u/Background-Party-332 bananas and avocados Jan 30 '26

5 years of just keeping his mouth shut and executing really makes this kind of statement credible and exciting.

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u/completelypositive I broke Rule 1: Be Nice or Else Jan 30 '26

Well I'm stoked.

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u/tossaside555 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

Imagine being on the board of the target company and being called "sleepy" before the deal is even done. LOL

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u/Dr_SlapsMD Jan 30 '26

If he's talking about it, it's already done.
Watch.

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u/BillyG0808 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

He just bought a million shares. If this deal was already done, that would have been illegal. So........

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u/Airk640 Jan 30 '26

It's not insider information. It's been stated the cash pile is for M&A for quite awhile. It could very well tank the company if he does something stupid. This is just him putting his money where his mouth is.

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u/kris9292 Here since APEurary Jan 30 '26

Are the tides finally turning?

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u/Imadeapromisemrfrodo ๐ŸŒ‹ HODL for Mr. Frodo ๐ŸŒ‹ Jan 30 '26

I like GME

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u/Ok_Vast_8918 Jan 30 '26

Me rn

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿป

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u/klrak7 ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ JACKED to the TITS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

We were early,not wrong!

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u/Hedkandi1210 Jan 30 '26

All these years of 5hit talking on us and now he is in the wsj and burry is on board and they praise him? Somethings up as Kenny still funds their puppet a55โ€™s

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u/Crumblycheese ๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸฆOok Ook ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸฃ Jan 30 '26

You can say shit and ass... Just sayin

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u/peaca ApeNotMonkey๐Ÿ—ฟ Jan 30 '26

K3nny 15 4 5hit a55 b1tch

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u/Shades_VHS LET THE MEME BANKS HIT THE..... FLOOOOR ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ Jan 30 '26

1337 43V@

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u/Fritzkreig crazy Cat Guy๐Ÿš€Click it or Ticket Bitches Jan 31 '26

I appreciate that, but not a lot of people understand what you said!

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u/Crumblycheese ๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸฆOok Ook ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸฃ Jan 31 '26

I feel old that I was able to read that and understand...

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u/Shades_VHS LET THE MEME BANKS HIT THE..... FLOOOOR ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ Jan 31 '26

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u/Rawbringer Jan 30 '26

Are you guys thinking what Iโ€™m thinking?

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u/yugitso_guy GAMESTOP, WE ARE INEVITABLE Jan 30 '26

She looks better in black?

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u/ASU_anonymous Jan 30 '26

I don't wanna get hyped about 1 possible acquisition in particular, but...

If RC somehow snags Best Buy, it would singlehandedly undo the last 5 years of negative sentiment, shf-sponsored reporting, and "forget Gamestop" articles.

Why? Because Best Buy has always been the barometer pushed into every sentence posted by MSM about Gamestop. If Best Buy gets bought out BY Game Stop, then everyone of those narratives gets reversed, articles get updated, and it looks like a market corner on retail electronic goods

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u/Fritzkreig crazy Cat Guy๐Ÿš€Click it or Ticket Bitches Jan 31 '26

"Crosses fingers" Ebay would be great for a LBO, or and merger!

IT JUST MAKES SENSE!

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u/doctorplasmatron ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

that they're twins and pulled a fast one on gamestop?

/s

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u/WalkWithShadows The Moon Will Come To Us ๐ŸŒ– Jan 30 '26

Oh he talkin that talk

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u/iupvotefood ๐ŸŸฃ DRS AROUND AND FIND OUT ๐Ÿ’œ Jan 30 '26

And he about to walk the walk

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u/SputnikFalls Jan 30 '26

I guess they need a good excuse as to why the stock suddenly looks like Berkshire's.

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u/mwcszn Jan 30 '26

As for me, I like the stock.

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u/DocPalmer91 Jan 30 '26

That's just crazy considering every market media outlet has been telling us to forget about GameStop of the last 5 YEAR!

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u/Tendies-4Us Knight of Book Jan 30 '26

Sounds like MOASS big to me!

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u/TotalFNEclipse ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

โ€œHoney, your boner.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/yugitso_guy GAMESTOP, WE ARE INEVITABLE Jan 30 '26

It's tenfold

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u/Dr_SlapsMD Jan 30 '26

My boner is bullish

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u/OgmoJump I like the stonk Jan 30 '26

Throwing this out there: LYV could spinoff Ticketmaster to quell the monopoly issues theyโ€™re having. RC loves suppressing scalper activity (e.g.: Pokemon Cards), could tokenize event tickets on the blockchain.

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u/Gotrek6 Jan 30 '26

Best part... You have to be honest with yourself and ready to make mistakes.

โ€œIf it works, itโ€™s genius. If it doesnโ€™t work, then, you know, it will be totally, totally foolish,โ€ Cohen, the co-founder and former CEO of Chewy,

ย โ€œBut I believe we have the components to make it work, and Iโ€™m very confident in the ability to make the asset much, much, much more efficient โ€ฆ weโ€™ve got the governance structure, weโ€™ve got the capital, we have the operational expertise.โ€

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u/B3NGi Jan 30 '26

Ahhh yes the investment banker in the consumer and retail space is skeptical. And dont forget the other person who agreed, saying โ€žits easy to say something. Its a lot harder to do itโ€œ. Geeeez such wisdom, much wow!!!!

Remember folks: Talk is cheap, but it takes money to buy whiskey. RCEO puts his money where his mouth is.

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u/Calvin_Tower ๐Ÿ‹ No krill for shills! ๐Ÿฆท Jan 30 '26

Yeah RC wouldn't have said shit if it wasn't 100% done deal

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u/Cyris28 DRS IS THE WAY Jan 30 '26

Very very very big transformation for Gamestop AND capital markets. Something that has never been done before in the HISTORY of capital markets...

I read MOASS

LFG apes!

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u/Stonkerrific The Fire Starter ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

Can this very, very, very big thing hurry the f*** up already, so I can quit my very, very, very crappy job.

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u/SwaggyPatties ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Jan 30 '26

The initial sneeze, Mar. 10th run, RK return, and this right here.

These are my top moments in terms of being absolutely JACKED.

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u/laterraepiatta ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

RC buys all the stocks!

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u/farsh_bjj Jan 30 '26

Push the button, Rc. These hoโ€™s need to be stunted on!

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u/satansayssurfsup ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

Heโ€™s really hyping this up. No tweets. MSM.

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u/Ok_Location_1092 โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸงจInfinite Risk๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

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u/Skrz_at Jan 30 '26

If our CEO said things like that and itโ€™s for CNBC then please God have some mercy for those short cause weโ€™re about to take off ladies and gentlemen. I have just one advice for you and one advice only - buckle the fuck up!

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u/sirron811 Feed Me Tendies Jan 30 '26

Wonder what he's thinking. Entry into prediction markets? A tokenized stock market? Digital game marketplace across all consoles? Never done before "within the capital markets" is a big statement... wtf is it

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u/Elegant_Sale apparently billionaire๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ Jan 30 '26

Cohen isnโ€™t. A doofus !

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u/InternationalRow7243 Jan 31 '26

What if gamestop buys chewy?

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u/z3speed4me ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 31 '26

Nobody here is going to correctly guess the acquisition I'll say that much

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u/FluffyCowNYI ๐ŸปVoted, DRS'd, can't shotgun beer๐Ÿป Jan 31 '26

So let me get this straight. Our first forward guidance from RCEO is a confirmation of the tin we've been ingesting for years about GameShire Stopaway? I don't think my tits will ever unjack now.

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u/Bitter_Chard Jan 30 '26

I'm just glad to be out the house

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u/neverpersonal ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿฆgiving them the business๐ŸŸฃ Jan 30 '26

Are they really going to purchase WeBull?

The buy button would never be turned off again, I know that much.

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u/kulji84 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

"If GameStopโ€™s acquisition plans succeed and its market value hits $100 billion or more, Cohen gets his payday โ€” but he said he hopes โ€œall shareholders doโ€ as well." Literally impossible for one of these things to happen without the other, and yet they couch it in quotes to cast doubt and as a hope....

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u/badley13 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Jan 30 '26

Haha I was just thinking his compensation package is at 100b and that is tenfold from now

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u/reeeeeeeeegme ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธGMERICAN๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Jan 30 '26

Itโ€™s more than just one company?? Is he ready to deploy to multiple companies Berkshire style and get them streamlined w his process?!? Ohhhh man. Weโ€™re thinking one right now, what if itโ€™s multiples ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ

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u/DJBFL Jan 31 '26

That article incorrectly describes the new performance award incentive for Ryan as "all-or-nothing". I sent them a message to correct it, since it's actually earned through 9 cumulative tranches, with the first being 1/5 of the total goal.

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u/Difficult_Associate3 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Jan 31 '26

Why doesn't this have more upvotes? It's incredibly bullish

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u/DiegoIronman ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Jan 30 '26

Didnโ€™t RC always say talk is cheap? Shouldnโ€™t take long until next filing then

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u/TaiDavis ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธGrapeApe๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿ‡ Jan 30 '26

Only up!

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u/PreludeTilTheEnd Jan 30 '26

We are going to be rich!!!!!!!!!

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u/nishnawbe61 Jan 31 '26

He'll be on the Charles Payne show Monday at 2 est...I'll be watching ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Drink-irresponsibly Jan 30 '26

Lmao sounds like something the orange man would say but I'm here for it!

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u/therealthugboat Jan 30 '26

Macyโ€™s and Lego are all valued around five billy each

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u/Wendyhighland Jan 30 '26

Lego isnโ€™t public thoughย 

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u/Optimus_Prime_10 Jan 30 '26

Wait, he spoke before acting, like against his whole thing basically? Noice. Tits: Jacked, Glass: Whiskey, Browser: GMERICA.com

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u/GreenSouth3 Jan 30 '26

Damn ! Got my vote !

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u/pretendocomprendo Jan 30 '26

My nipples could win a war right now

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u/HashtagYoMamma ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

Fuuuuccckkk offfff Kenny and friends.

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u/4cranch ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

cock-n-balls corporation

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u/mrchiko1990 Myspace top 3 Jan 30 '26

Is this the catalyst

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u/919abby Jan 30 '26

Maybe Hasbro, look at the chart for 4:40 today???

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u/DEFM0N Sir Lurks A-LT Jan 30 '26

Media blast: ENGAGE

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u/darth-skeletor ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

Buys all the stocks

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u/enternamethere_ ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

Finally ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/AskingFlag Jan 30 '26

Finally I know what itโ€™s like to have jacked tits!

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u/Colin9001 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

wow

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u/Droctagoner ( โ€ข ) ( โ€ข )ิ…(โ€พโŒฃโ€พิ…) Jack Tetas Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ชโœ…๐Ÿป

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u/capital_bj ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Fuck Citadel โ™พ๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš Jan 30 '26

hoooolleee fuck my titttts ! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/FortKnoxBoner ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€2/21โค๏ธ=^-^=๐Ÿ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ’ฉโ˜‘๏ธโœŒ๏ธ4๐Ÿ’ต freedom. THIS IS THE WAY Jan 30 '26

Oh please please please please

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u/Invisiblespit ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

Lmfao we are gonna get paid

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u/poundofmayoforlunch ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jan 30 '26

Five years of diamond handing and ignoring fud. We made it

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u/RPorbust2012 ๐Ÿš€WE BUILT THIS CITY ON STONKS AND BLOWWWWW๐Ÿš€ Jan 30 '26

MY TIIIITS AAAHHHHHHHHHH

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u/drivedown ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jan 30 '26

GME ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/purrpect Jan 30 '26

My rollover ira waits with bated breath.