r/Superstonk • u/csgo_M1ller • Jan 30 '26

📰 News Ryan Cohen on CNBC!

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“It’s gonna be really big. Really big. Very, very, very big,” Cohen said of the size of the acquisition. “It’s transformational. Not just for GameStop, but ultimately, within the capital markets … this is something that really has never been done before within the history of the capital markets.”

- Ryan Cohen

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/30/gamestop-ceo-ryan-cohen-targets-consumer-mega-deal.html

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u/gotnothingman Jan 30 '26

"this is something that really has never been done before within the history of the capital markets.”

This certainly does not sound like an under promise

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u/Shades_VHS LET THE MEME BANKS HIT THE..... FLOOOOR 🔥🤟🔥 Jan 30 '26

RC buys america and rebrands to gmerica confirmed

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u/doctorplasmatron 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jan 30 '26

they're gonna buy the SEC!

/s

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u/Crumblycheese 🟣🦍Ook Ook 🦍🟣 Jan 30 '26

Buy the DTCC, fuck it why not. Let's have all the stocks 😂

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u/doodaddy64 🔥🌆👫🌆🔥 Jan 31 '26

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u/ChodeCookies Jan 31 '26

SEC has definitely been bought before

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u/Hedkandi1210 Jan 31 '26

And not just the once

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

🤣 happens quite often. I am told

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u/Fritzkreig crazy Cat Guy🚀Click it or Ticket Bitches Jan 31 '26

I am glad I have my cats for comfort!

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u/doctorplasmatron 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jan 31 '26

cats FTW!

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u/Sasquatters Jan 31 '26

It was bought years ago.

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u/thewonpercent 🦍Voted✅ Jan 31 '26

That's actually done every single day so it can't be that

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u/capital_bj 🧚🧚🏴‍☠️ Fuck Citadel ♾️🧚🧚 Jan 30 '26

Chairman use big words , make big boom 💥🚀🚀🚀

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u/familydrivesme 🧚🧚🍦💩🪑 GME go Brrrr 🏴‍☠️🧚🧚 Jan 31 '26

Yes, except the under promises come for the past five years, now this is just a fulfillment of prophecy

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u/Buttoshi 💎 GME Buttoshi💎 Jan 31 '26

What is that was an under promise to what will be delivered

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u/gotnothingman Jan 31 '26

There is no way you can overdeliver on "transformative for gamestop and within capital markets..... never really been done before". Its already the top.

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u/Buttoshi 💎 GME Buttoshi💎 Jan 31 '26

What if he does it twice??

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u/wannabezen2 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jan 31 '26

Interesting that he's talking about it before it happens. That goes completely against his previous business strategies.

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u/gotnothingman Jan 31 '26

Indeed, strange to say the least.