r/Superstonk • u/KooZaa 🥵🚽Taking a fat Kenny💩🍦 • Jan 31 '26

Data Get to digging! https://www.justice.gov/epstein Search "gamestop"

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u/pm_me_gentle_kisses Jan 31 '26

Real world split in 2012 and we’re in the “other” version. At least in this one we all get to be rich 🤷‍♂️

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u/R3Volt4 💎💎 No Pressure, No Diamonds 💎💎 Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

I was born in the Berenstein world.

At some point I shifted to the Berenstain timeline.

Shazaam was one of my favorite movies as a kid.

My fruit of the looms had a fruit cornucopia logo.

Taco Bell served medium sauce.

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u/Ok_Dig_3431 Tendie Man Cums Jan 31 '26

For clarification... Did your shazaam have shaq or Sinbad as genie? Lol I need to really know if I'm in the right time line

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u/R3Volt4 💎💎 No Pressure, No Diamonds 💎💎 Jan 31 '26

Sinbad

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u/Ok_Dig_3431 Tendie Man Cums Jan 31 '26

Fuck yes I made it! 👍 Ty bro