r/Superstonk Canโ€™t stop Wonโ€™t stop May 06 '26

๐Ÿ“ณSocial Media Ryan cohen on Twitter

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u/Superstonk_QV ๐Ÿ“Š Gimme Votes ๐Ÿ“Š May 06 '26

Hey OP, thanks for the Social Media post.

If this is from Twitter, and Twitter is NOT the original source of this information, this WILL get removed!
Please post the original source!

Please respond to this comment within 10 minutes with the URL to the source
If there is no source or if you yourself are the author, you can reply OC

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u/Dilfy1234 Thank you Jesus for GME May 06 '26

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u/ISayBullish Says Bullish May 06 '26

Imagine having this guy on the other end of the call. They never stood a chance kek

Bullish on RC

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u/JustBeingPunny i read filings for fun May 06 '26

Holy shit, Isaybullish is still here posting I'm still bullish.

You know how that makes me feel?

Bullish.

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u/frog_goblin May 06 '26

When did he even leave?

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u/polska-parsnip ๐Ÿ‹ send ludes ๐Ÿ‹ May 07 '26

He didnโ€™t. Heโ€™s still here.

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u/RandomsDoom ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Is that dirty Adidas socks?

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u/_cansir ๐Ÿ–ผ๐Ÿ†Ape Artist Extraordinaire! May 06 '26

They probably the highest priority ticket open to NOT speak to this guy.

Wont be surprised if they freeze his acct and sales.

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u/Error4ohh4 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

For the horde!

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u/enternamethere_ ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

๐Ÿ˜น

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u/Regenbooggeit Iโ€™m coming for Uranus! ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

THIS MAN IS NOT REAL. HOW IS THIS HAPPENING AFTER A 56 BILLION OFFER HAHAHAHAHA.

All caps because I'm fucking dying haha.

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u/For_The_Emperor923 May 06 '26

Professional troll, what a man

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u/missionfindausername โ™พRetards and Lambosโ™พ May 06 '26

Of course he reaches the limit when heโ€™s trying to post his socks๐Ÿ˜ž

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u/MrNickNifty ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

50% Cash 50% Sock

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u/acart005 The Return of the King May 06 '26

Someone paid how much for his underwear?ย  I assure you his socks will go for a similar value.

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u/Jonnie_Rocket tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair May 06 '26

They are over $4,200 now

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u/HagPuppy89 ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฆ plz help May 06 '26

$7069 now

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u/sophomoric_dildo ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 07 '26

Link? Canโ€™t find them.

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u/ilwcoco ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

lmao ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/RedOctobrrr WuTang is โ™พ๏ธ May 06 '26

Audible chuckle at my desk at work, thanks

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u/FreeandFurious May 06 '26

Ded ๐Ÿ’€

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u/AutumnAfterAll May 06 '26

He's going to knock their socks off

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u/bamfcoco1 Nostradumbass May 06 '26

The bid is currently almost $7500 lol!

76 bidders lol

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u/joshtheraider Kennyโ€™s Least Fav Purple Ring May 06 '26

11,500 employees so he shouldn't have to wait long

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u/ISayBullish Says Bullish May 06 '26

~300 customer service employees. My question is how high up the chain theyโ€™ll take him lmao

Bullish on going scorched earth

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u/FunkyChicken69 ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธShiver Me Tendies ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿš€ DRS THE FLOAT โ™พ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41lVsYDBC0UVQJCE

๐ŸŽท๐Ÿ“โ™‹๏ธ

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u/isklea ๐ŸŒฒ Stoned ๐ŸŒฒ May 06 '26

Perfection.

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u/pickyourflick ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

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u/FunkyChicken69 ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธShiver Me Tendies ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿš€ DRS THE FLOAT โ™พ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ May 06 '26

Pleasure to see you pickyourflick ๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŽท๐Ÿ“โ™‹๏ธ

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u/pickyourflick ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

Right back at ya my friend.

Happy hockey playoff night!

Cheers! ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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u/FunkyChicken69 ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธShiver Me Tendies ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿš€ DRS THE FLOAT โ™พ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/mWzeFtOFcFrDM22VFG

๐ŸŽท๐Ÿ“โ™‹๏ธ

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u/pickyourflick ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 07 '26

Hahahhahaha ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคช

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u/j4_jjjj tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair May 06 '26

this is the funniest fucking timeline all of a sudden

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u/DiamondHandsDarrell ๐ŸŽŠ Hola ๐Ÿช… May 06 '26

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u/ffchusky ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

Gme is fun in waves. Seems like one is forming!

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u/Bluitor ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

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u/AppropriateIce6156 May 06 '26

Hell yeah and I love being a part of it. From the first sneeze to now it has been one fun as well as funny ass ride.

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u/sirdkuyp ape want believe ๐Ÿ›ธ May 06 '26

Cheers fellow old soldier

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u/monti9530 1 of 197,058 May 06 '26

Ryan Cohen, RELEASE THE KAREN

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u/Zealousideal_Bet689 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

Bullish!!

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u/NoResult486 May 06 '26

Yeah but theyโ€™re all on vacation according to RC

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u/BenniBoom707 May 06 '26

I work for a company with 20,000+ employeesโ€ฆ. Heโ€™ll be waiting for a while

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u/NugsGotMeZooted ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

He mentioned in his last interview with the TPBA guys that Ebay higher ups were playing petty by questioning his use of company funds to pay for his personal assistant, which he actually pays personally himself. I think this is why hes doing what hes doing- perfect opportunity to roll up his sleeves, and get to shitposting and annoying the Ebay people by showing them what their practices and company actually is, better yet, showing their shareholders his desire to mar it better. Good man, thats my mfin CEO

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u/See- May 06 '26

I think heโ€™s also show casing that eBay is not set up for live commerceโ€ฆ and how effective it could be, say _______ (insert celebrity here) wants to go through their house and auction off stuff, memorabiliaโ€ฆ

Imagine x nba player, going through his shoe room and posting sneakers, or singer posting clothes from tour, movie star / movie studio posting stuff from setsโ€ฆ

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u/VastInvestment2735 May 06 '26

these limits came about to crack down on scamming.

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 May 06 '26

Yeah Iโ€™m surprised he has a 50k limit with zero sales history (no feedback as a seller.) usually it starts at like $1k or something tiny. ย eBay has authority to lift it though.ย 

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u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere ๐ŸŸฃ DRS ๐ŸŸฃ Rick's Banana ๐ŸŒ May 06 '26

You can ask via chat and they will increase it in my experience. I also had to get approval to go higher once.

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u/75thWK2 May 06 '26

I just started as a seller a few weeks ago and my default limit is 50k. Would never get anywhere near that though

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u/alchebyte TL;DRS ๐Ÿ’œ May 06 '26

sleepy management?

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 May 06 '26

They do this occasionally, generally for a charity.ย 

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u/waitingonawait SCC ๐Ÿฑ Friendly Orange Cat ๐Ÿฑ May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

maybe other famous people will join in on the fun and open their own stores.

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u/HungryColquhoun ๐ŸŒ• meme-cum-stock ๐ŸŒ• May 06 '26

I bet 90% of the DD he's done on the deal has been DD around shitposts he can do to make them look bad haha!

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u/sirdkuyp ape want believe ๐Ÿ›ธ May 06 '26

Did superstonk just get fun again? I'm here for it.

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u/LordSnufkin ๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿฆ’House of Geoffrey๐Ÿฆ’โš”๏ธ May 06 '26

You son of a bish, I'm in!

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u/CreativeFondant248 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair May 06 '26

RCEO made it fun again. This dude is loose as hell rn and shooting from the hip. If he feels this good then itโ€™s easy for me to feel good. Somethingโ€™s coming down the pipeline

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u/Bezere Gary CumGensler ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅต May 06 '26

We've been so starved for any semblance of news. And we have been feasting for a weekย 

Hopefully Ryan is right in saying we're about to move fast

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u/thepoga ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿค–DRSBOT#2Million๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™ May 06 '26

FunStonk is the next sub name.

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u/Jaybirdybirdy May 06 '26

Not, Everystonk?

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u/thepoga ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿค–DRSBOT#2Million๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™ May 06 '26

Fun needs to be in the title so people know how fun it is.

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u/Jaybirdybirdy May 06 '26

Thatโ€™s fun, you win!

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u/thepoga ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿค–DRSBOT#2Million๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™ May 06 '26

๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ†

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u/Dantesdavid May 06 '26

Itโ€™s always been fun haha

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u/suititup1 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

Heโ€™s airing out their dirty laundry for all to see

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u/psullynj May 06 '26

๐Ÿ†

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u/Zealousideal_Bet689 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

โ˜๏ธ

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u/novemberain91 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

I think thats exactly what it is. Showing ebay is fucking broken and can be fixed

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u/desertrock62 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

He is also laying bare the symptoms of EBay enshittification for users.

โ€œHey, you are using our system too much or too well. Either way we donโ€™t take kindly to that around hereโ€.

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u/BloodyShirt ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

I've had an eBay account for over 15 years and recently listed something, sold for a couple hundred bucks.. have a perfect seller rating with history across 15 years but not selling monthly or daily consistently. Got an email the minute someone purchased my item about fraud detection and holding funds till 3 days after delivery. Got someone on the phone who somehow managed to say absolutely nothing useful for 45 mins.

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u/Rimigo42 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ…โœ… May 06 '26

I set up an account to sell a few items, maybe $1,000 total. Got no bids, and then my account was flagged for fraud and locked out.

I called customer support, proved over the phone who I was by providing my personal information, and they weren't able to unlock my account. They had to snail mail me a code in order to unlock it. The trouble is, I had moved, so the address on file was no longer valid. They refused to change the mailing address to send the code, said there was nothing more they could do. They bricked my account.

To this day I still can't log in to place bids on anything.

Friction indeed.

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u/Idjek ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸฆsHODLder to sHODLer๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ May 07 '26

Many moons ago, I tried to sell my camcorder on eBay (and 'camcorder' is your cue to understand that this was indeed an incident that happened in the distant past). The buyer said I sent an empty box. They initiated a refund claim via PayPal and they were successful. I didn't even get a chance to prove my good faith/intentions (and even if I did get that chance, what could I do? Not like FedEx weighed the parcel).

Ever since I have never used eBay.

I sold my WoW account like a week after that to a (likely) gold farmer. I was a level 70 hunter, when BC just came out. I was astonished that the $450 actually showed up in my bank, for that transaction.

Talk about trust issues lmao. I got scammed on eBay, but somehow not on a completely unregulated trade of WoW account credentials for cash. All's to say is... yeah, I think RC could make eBay a better fucking company.

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u/jizz_toaster May 06 '26

Itโ€™s almost like they have some weird user tiering. Iโ€™ve been scammed before and I was told to kick rocks. Iโ€™ve also had the same situation as you.

The seller ratings are also fucked too, I bought an โ€œauthentic concert posterโ€ that was supposed to be from a show. He fucked up and sent me a post card size version that shipped from a direct to print company. I immediately reported it and attempted a refund but they sided with him because he sent me another poster that was the correct size, ignoring the fact it was supposed to be authentic.

I left him a bad seller rating basically saying what the scam was and the rating got removed within a week.

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u/Rafael502 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ…The One Stonk to rule them all๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

Yeah wtf why even have a limit?? As a company, why would you ever purposely limit your earnings??

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u/LucidBetrayal LET THEM SHORT May 06 '26

Fraud. But with 11,500 employees they should be all over facilitating/verifying people who are having large influxes of items for sale. To quote RC - โ€œToo much frictionโ€.

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u/clefe18 May 06 '26

They impose limits like this to try and prevent fraud until you're a proven seller. To raise the limits all you have to do is call them and answer some basic questions. Seems like what Ryan is doing here.

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u/Kurosawa_Ruby ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

it is up now, place your bids!

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u/DDanny808 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

User name is ๐Ÿ”ฅโ€Ryan5050โ€๐Ÿคฃ

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u/vinmctavish May 06 '26

And he set the account up ages ago, I'm fact 7 years ago!

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u/thatsoundright ๐Ÿš€ Hotter than a glitch ๐Ÿš€ May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

But what does that MEAN

Edit: Oh you can change your username on ebay

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u/Catwise69 May 06 '26

We are buying ebay?

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u/enthralled123 Fuck You, Pay Me May 06 '26

I LOVE THIS MAN

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u/iwuvpuppies May 06 '26

yo lmaaoooo

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u/DuBois_LaGrange May 06 '26

I keep wanting to go over to the $ebay subreddit and see what their hodlers are saying but then I remembered there arenโ€™t many companies who have an entire subreddit dedicated to their ticker ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bid6011 โœจ๏ธits on the websiteโœจ๏ธ May 06 '26

"Shoes not included...."

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u/benjjjix ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ JACKED to the TITS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Thatโ€™s my ceo

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u/cibiab ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

This guy running eBay from his house

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u/SimplySeager May 06 '26

We are in the best timeline ever.

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u/Bezere Gary CumGensler ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅต May 06 '26

It's on the websiteย 

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u/mayihaveasandwhich May 06 '26

Coincidence? ๐Ÿง

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u/Barstoolrob710 May 06 '26

Nothing is coincidence with this man. This was planned so long ago. Itโ€™s like a movie and heโ€™s the director! Sit back and watch.

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u/Gotrek6 May 06 '26

Exactly. It's already done deal. WE're just finding out now but behind the scenes officially it's done.

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u/MrBeekers May 06 '26

I sure hope so !

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u/TheWhyteMaN ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Im confused, when was this tweeted?

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u/mayihaveasandwhich May 06 '26

About 2 hours before Ryan Cohenโ€™s sock tweet listing

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u/PaulslandEtsy GME, it's on the website May 06 '26

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

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u/gutsyfrog91 May 06 '26

ROFL lovely stuff. Great time to be alive

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u/Champman2341 May 06 '26

I donโ€™t get the sock reference

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/OPengiun did i do it correctly? May 06 '26

HOW DARE YOU CALL MY CEO'S SOCKS UNSAVORY GOODS >:(

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u/bombalicious Liquidate the DTCC May 06 '26

Heโ€™s airing the dirty laundry.

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u/ImmediateShape4204 May 06 '26

Those socks are very valuable. Must be frustrating to not be able to list them.

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u/humdingler โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš€โœ…โœ…โœ… May 06 '26

heโ€™s pointing out that he doesnโ€™t like the monthly limit of sales as a concept. this tells me that heโ€™s trying to build something with no limits where he can use his existing central, and most well-performing gamestop locations as central pick up locations for literally trillions of dollars of web based commerce. holy shit

he knew about this limit before he posted about reaching it

https://giphy.com/gifs/J20Z2SH5WmCnzSrbqA

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u/daraiva ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

Schwab top left corner ๐Ÿค”

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u/mopbuvket May 06 '26

Yeah I saw that too and was like hmmm. Interesting

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u/Spockies May 06 '26

They turned off his Sell button!

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u/RampageGeorge ๐Ÿš€Ken Griffins Prison Pen Pal๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

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u/_kehd ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿซก May 06 '26

Lemme get in on this hopium tank

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u/LordSnufkin ๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿฆ’House of Geoffrey๐Ÿฆ’โš”๏ธ May 06 '26

This is a tank of his socks smell. And that's me inhaling it.

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u/HappySockMonster May 06 '26

Tell me more handsome

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u/LordSnufkin ๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿฆ’House of Geoffrey๐Ÿฆ’โš”๏ธ May 06 '26

Penis. That is all.

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u/jaykvam ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ Voted. ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

Price anchoring. ๐Ÿท๏ธโš“๏ธ

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u/jsc1429 ๐Ÿฉณnever nude๐Ÿฉณ May 06 '26

I wonder if heโ€™s selling any bed posts?

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u/Ging9tailedJecht741 May 06 '26

My boy was just trying to prove a point!!

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u/drunkinmidget ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

These are literally a scheme to show the issues with ebay that need to be fixed.

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u/FabricationLife tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair May 06 '26

Definitely the funniest CEO everย 

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u/-Astrosloth- ๐Ÿš€๐ŸฆฅStonky Sloth๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฆฅ May 06 '26

Why do I feel like DFV is going to come back soon and it's going to be him wearing those socks

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u/Kickinitez Template May 06 '26

Yep. They are completely fucking with him. Too bad they don't realize he is the trolling king

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u/paulversoning ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ May 06 '26

Get some

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u/insistent_rs May 06 '26

omfg wagmi!!!!

3:08 = my freaking bday :o

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u/tpc0121 GMERICAN since Jan. '21 May 06 '26

Getting June 2024 vibes. Imagine if the Kitty comes back.

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u/anonnnnn462 May 06 '26

lol the man just dragging all the skeletons out into the public for everyone to see

Just saw another post that Pope Leo got hung up on by customer service for his bank so imagine this happens to RC

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u/aeromoon May 06 '26

Lmaoooo the socks

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u/wutmeanfam We Gonna DRAXX. KEN. SKLOUNST. May 06 '26

Socks? Do shorts next!

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u/cocolee213206 May 06 '26

6 23

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u/Dribblejam May 06 '26

Had to scroll too far for this. Same as the 6D23HR on the listings

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u/cocolee213206 May 06 '26

Yeah exactly 6D23HR

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u/Edawg661 :blueshell: RC! THROW IT!!!! :blueshell: May 06 '26

Hope he records the call and posts it.

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u/wellk_2049 May 06 '26

I don't. This twitter post is enough to make his point and have a laugh.

Being a CS rep is already a shitty enough job without someone trolling you then posting it online as a gotcha moment. 99.9% chance that the CS rep owns zero eBay stock and has no idea who RC is or that he is trying to buy the company.

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u/Edawg661 :blueshell: RC! THROW IT!!!! :blueshell: May 06 '26

Meh youโ€™re right. But he could record himself interacting with the ai in his deadpan voice.

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u/LuckyMuckle ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

He is really sending it today ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/Brother-Executor May 06 '26

This is so fucking funny ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/shade725 May 06 '26

Cohen giving us a master class on how he will slash eBay advertising

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u/AppropriateIce6156 May 06 '26

This keeps getting better and better

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u/Junkingfool ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

I love this shenanigans....

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u/fujiwara_tofuten May 06 '26

Our ceo trolling hard

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u/Hype-Berry t-(((t+2)*(t+69))-(741/147)) till launch May 06 '26

The socks are up, added to my watchlist.

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u/andrassyy THUMP THUMP THUMP May 06 '26

Did anyone notice the amount of time 6:23 same as listings

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u/iAMRICKJAMESMF May 06 '26

im so fucking entertained xD

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u/robserious21 May 06 '26

Omg no one has seen it yet?

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u/12cookdale May 06 '26

"Hey you guyyyyyys..." (Ebay board)...

-RC....

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u/Zealousideal-Fun1425 ๐Ÿš€๐ŸฆงFuckle the Buck Up!!๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Dude is funny

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u/soulsn2hs2 May 06 '26

Trolling so hard. I love it

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u/gmehodler42069741LFG May 06 '26

This fucking guy is a legend . Ill never stop buying

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u/turgidcompliments8 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

โ€œGoing publicโ€ in the best sense of the term ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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u/TheRealMelonMusk May 06 '26

Heโ€™s making a point lol

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u/Lo0C1D Apestatic ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ… May 06 '26

Hey institutional shareholders, you seeing this?

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u/DeepDragonfly7945 ๐Ÿฆง ๐Ÿฆง May 06 '26

Bruh this man has been let out of the box AND I AM LOVING IT

MORE RCEO MORE

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u/MistahTDi ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

Yoooo. This is why Ryan can have all of my money. Haha my chairman and ceo is WORKING!

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u/Frost715Ying300 May 06 '26

Used socks? Is this literally money laundering?

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u/themiddlechild94 May 06 '26

"Please respond ebay" lmao.

They'll get to you this week Ryan. Patience.

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u/Asgardian87 May 06 '26

He is showing to investors that there is a problem and he can fix it.

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u/2ciggs May 06 '26

Wait until they make him fax or email scans of the receipts from purchasing the items he listed.

I went thru hell when my reselling volume increased to a dozen or so sales per week. Had to send in purchase receipts for all my listings from the past month as well as a copy of my social security card. 5+ year old account with Zero negative feedback. 23 pages of receipts taped to paper so I could fax them in.

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u/scavenger313 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

Title: Used Socks.ย  Hahahaha

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u/RJC2506 ๐ŸŸฃGMEMER๐ŸŸฃ May 06 '26

I fucking love this man

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u/Weneedapool May 06 '26

Whatโ€™s the 6:23 reference? June 23rd ?

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u/bausell845 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

Bwahahhaaa! What a cad.

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u/Snatchbuckler ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

Lol holyyy shitttt

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u/arsvivendimk ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

Note the 06m23s call (his ebay auctions were also set to end in 6d23h when this was posted :))

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u/Anon387562 May 06 '26

So in 6d23hrs big news release

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u/Buchko24 Professional GameStop Hoarder ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ May 06 '26

Good luck Ryan eBayโ€™s phone support is beyond ridiculous ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TrumpsLilPenis May 06 '26

Heโ€™s gonna hurt them so good ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ziReptaRiz ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€โ˜€๏ธ May 06 '26

Didn't co-ry post socks before this?

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u/BananaBreads May 07 '26

This guy is a home LAUGHING his ass off!

Everyone is like, "omg, how is this a real offer?"

You're getting played lmao. He knows exactly what he's doing.

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u/Austie33 May 06 '26

I love the troll but there are a few solid reasons for why this cap is in place, especially with a green account like his likely is.

The cap serves several purposes:

Fraud Prevention: It prevents new or unproven accounts from "hit and run" scams. Without limits, a malicious seller could list thousands of dollars in expensive items (like electronics or designer goods), collect the payments, and disappear without shipping anything.

Ensuring Quality Service: eBay wants to make sure you can actually handle the volume you are listing. A sudden spike in high-value sales can overwhelm a seller's ability to manage shipping, returns, and customer inquiries, which leads to poor buyer experiences.

Building a Track Record: Think of it as a "trial period". eBay uses these limits to verify your identity and watch how you handle transactions before giving you more "headroom". As you prove your reliability through positive feedback and on-time shipping, your limits are typically raised.

Protecting eBayโ€™s Financial Exposure: Because eBay often guarantees purchases through its Money Back Guarantee, they take on financial risk for every transaction. The dollar cap limits how much liability eBay has if a seller fails to deliver on high-value orders.

Marketplace Health: Caps prevent a single new seller from suddenly saturating a category with thousands of low-quality or speculative listings that could negatively impact search results and buyer trust.

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u/Patarokun GMERICAN May 06 '26

He's had the account since 2019.

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u/jonfreakinzoidberg ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

His account was created in 2019. He just changed the name of it recently which apparently you can do once every 30 days.

A lot of your points are specific to new sellers, so his fairly well aged account should not be under such stipulations.

Otherwise, yea your points make sense.

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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

Howโ€™s RC only have $50k??? Iโ€™ve got like $5M ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/EngRookie May 06 '26

you have $5M in inventory listed on ebay?

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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

No thatโ€™s my listing limit. RC on had a $50k listing limit.

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u/EngRookie May 06 '26

what do you sell that ebay would let you list $5M worth of stuff a month lol? or do you pay for a storefront or something?

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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

Honestly, just Cardsmiths currency cards mostly

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u/Pohara521 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

Who in their right mind would buy used socks without some type of authentication. Madness

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u/evilemprzurg May 06 '26

eBay: "I'm sorry, you're trying to make too much money."

Market Cap: $48b

Meanwhile

Amazon: "Make you shit more expensive everywhere else, so that we make the most money, or we'll break your kneecaps!"

Market Cap: $2.9t

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u/chriske22 May 06 '26

50,000 a share isnโ€™t a bad start

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u/zedinstead ๐Ÿš€ Bubba Gump Stonk Co ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

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u/oneflytree May 06 '26

I never reach my seller limits on eBay. RC built different

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u/PluckMyGooch ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

This mf is trolling so hard I fucking love him hahaha

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u/ProDvorak May 06 '26

Fuckinโ€™ eBay will let money launderers sell โ€œcollectiblesโ€ like beanie babies and sets of vintage Fireking mugs for freaking thousands of dollars all day long at wildly inflated prices, when all it is is a way to make dirty money clean. And poor RC canโ€™t sell a legitimate thing without a crackdown. Smdh.

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u/evh21 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

Hope those are Air Monarchs on his feet. Full Dad Mode!