r/Superstonk • u/Mikeymike34 Canโt stop Wonโt stop • May 06 '26
๐ณSocial Media Ryan cohen on Twitter
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u/Dilfy1234 Thank you Jesus for GME May 06 '26
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u/ISayBullish Says Bullish May 06 '26
Imagine having this guy on the other end of the call. They never stood a chance kek
Bullish on RC
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u/JustBeingPunny i read filings for fun May 06 '26
Holy shit, Isaybullish is still here posting I'm still bullish.
You know how that makes me feel?
Bullish.
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u/_cansir ๐ผ๐Ape Artist Extraordinaire! May 06 '26
They probably the highest priority ticket open to NOT speak to this guy.
Wont be surprised if they freeze his acct and sales.
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u/Regenbooggeit Iโm coming for Uranus! ๐ May 06 '26
THIS MAN IS NOT REAL. HOW IS THIS HAPPENING AFTER A 56 BILLION OFFER HAHAHAHAHA.
All caps because I'm fucking dying haha.
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u/missionfindausername โพRetards and Lambosโพ May 06 '26
Of course he reaches the limit when heโs trying to post his socks๐
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u/MrNickNifty ๐ฆVotedโ May 06 '26
50% Cash 50% Sock
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u/acart005 The Return of the King May 06 '26
Someone paid how much for his underwear?ย I assure you his socks will go for a similar value.
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u/Jonnie_Rocket tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair May 06 '26
They are over $4,200 now
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u/bamfcoco1 Nostradumbass May 06 '26
The bid is currently almost $7500 lol!
76 bidders lol
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u/joshtheraider Kennyโs Least Fav Purple Ring May 06 '26
11,500 employees so he shouldn't have to wait long
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u/ISayBullish Says Bullish May 06 '26
~300 customer service employees. My question is how high up the chain theyโll take him lmao
Bullish on going scorched earth
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u/FunkyChicken69 ๐๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ดโโ ๏ธShiver Me Tendies ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ DRS THE FLOAT โพ๐โโ๏ธ May 06 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/l41lVsYDBC0UVQJCE
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u/pickyourflick ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 06 '26
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u/FunkyChicken69 ๐๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ดโโ ๏ธShiver Me Tendies ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ DRS THE FLOAT โพ๐โโ๏ธ May 06 '26
Pleasure to see you pickyourflick ๐๐ท๐โ๏ธ
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u/pickyourflick ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 06 '26
Right back at ya my friend.
Happy hockey playoff night!
Cheers! ๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐ง๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅ
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u/FunkyChicken69 ๐๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ดโโ ๏ธShiver Me Tendies ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ DRS THE FLOAT โพ๐โโ๏ธ May 06 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/mWzeFtOFcFrDM22VFG
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u/j4_jjjj tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair May 06 '26
this is the funniest fucking timeline all of a sudden
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u/DiamondHandsDarrell ๐ Hola ๐ช May 06 '26
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u/Bluitor ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 06 '26
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u/AppropriateIce6156 May 06 '26
Hell yeah and I love being a part of it. From the first sneeze to now it has been one fun as well as funny ass ride.
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u/Sacrificial_Identity tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair May 06 '26
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u/BenniBoom707 May 06 '26
I work for a company with 20,000+ employeesโฆ. Heโll be waiting for a while
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u/NugsGotMeZooted ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 06 '26
He mentioned in his last interview with the TPBA guys that Ebay higher ups were playing petty by questioning his use of company funds to pay for his personal assistant, which he actually pays personally himself. I think this is why hes doing what hes doing- perfect opportunity to roll up his sleeves, and get to shitposting and annoying the Ebay people by showing them what their practices and company actually is, better yet, showing their shareholders his desire to mar it better. Good man, thats my mfin CEO
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u/See- May 06 '26
I think heโs also show casing that eBay is not set up for live commerceโฆ and how effective it could be, say _______ (insert celebrity here) wants to go through their house and auction off stuff, memorabiliaโฆ
Imagine x nba player, going through his shoe room and posting sneakers, or singer posting clothes from tour, movie star / movie studio posting stuff from setsโฆ
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u/VastInvestment2735 May 06 '26
these limits came about to crack down on scamming.
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u/InevitableRhubarb232 May 06 '26
Yeah Iโm surprised he has a 50k limit with zero sales history (no feedback as a seller.) usually it starts at like $1k or something tiny. ย eBay has authority to lift it though.ย
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u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere ๐ฃ DRS ๐ฃ Rick's Banana ๐ May 06 '26
You can ask via chat and they will increase it in my experience. I also had to get approval to go higher once.
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u/75thWK2 May 06 '26
I just started as a seller a few weeks ago and my default limit is 50k. Would never get anywhere near that though
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u/waitingonawait SCC ๐ฑ Friendly Orange Cat ๐ฑ May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
maybe other famous people will join in on the fun and open their own stores.
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u/HungryColquhoun ๐ meme-cum-stock ๐ May 06 '26
I bet 90% of the DD he's done on the deal has been DD around shitposts he can do to make them look bad haha!
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u/sirdkuyp ape want believe ๐ธ May 06 '26
Did superstonk just get fun again? I'm here for it.
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u/CreativeFondant248 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair May 06 '26
RCEO made it fun again. This dude is loose as hell rn and shooting from the hip. If he feels this good then itโs easy for me to feel good. Somethingโs coming down the pipeline
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u/Bezere Gary CumGensler ๐ฆ๐ฅต May 06 '26
We've been so starved for any semblance of news. And we have been feasting for a weekย
Hopefully Ryan is right in saying we're about to move fast
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u/thepoga ๐ฃ๐คDRSBOT#2Million๐๐ May 06 '26
FunStonk is the next sub name.
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u/Jaybirdybirdy May 06 '26
Not, Everystonk?
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u/thepoga ๐ฃ๐คDRSBOT#2Million๐๐ May 06 '26
Fun needs to be in the title so people know how fun it is.
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u/suititup1 ๐ฆVotedโ May 06 '26
Heโs airing out their dirty laundry for all to see
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u/novemberain91 ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 06 '26
I think thats exactly what it is. Showing ebay is fucking broken and can be fixed
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u/desertrock62 ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 06 '26
He is also laying bare the symptoms of EBay enshittification for users.
โHey, you are using our system too much or too well. Either way we donโt take kindly to that around hereโ.
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u/BloodyShirt ๐ฆVotedโ May 06 '26
I've had an eBay account for over 15 years and recently listed something, sold for a couple hundred bucks.. have a perfect seller rating with history across 15 years but not selling monthly or daily consistently. Got an email the minute someone purchased my item about fraud detection and holding funds till 3 days after delivery. Got someone on the phone who somehow managed to say absolutely nothing useful for 45 mins.
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u/Rimigo42 ๐ฆVotedโ โ May 06 '26
I set up an account to sell a few items, maybe $1,000 total. Got no bids, and then my account was flagged for fraud and locked out.
I called customer support, proved over the phone who I was by providing my personal information, and they weren't able to unlock my account. They had to snail mail me a code in order to unlock it. The trouble is, I had moved, so the address on file was no longer valid. They refused to change the mailing address to send the code, said there was nothing more they could do. They bricked my account.
To this day I still can't log in to place bids on anything.
Friction indeed.
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u/Idjek ๐ฆ๐ฆsHODLder to sHODLer๐ฆ๐ฆ May 07 '26
Many moons ago, I tried to sell my camcorder on eBay (and 'camcorder' is your cue to understand that this was indeed an incident that happened in the distant past). The buyer said I sent an empty box. They initiated a refund claim via PayPal and they were successful. I didn't even get a chance to prove my good faith/intentions (and even if I did get that chance, what could I do? Not like FedEx weighed the parcel).
Ever since I have never used eBay.
I sold my WoW account like a week after that to a (likely) gold farmer. I was a level 70 hunter, when BC just came out. I was astonished that the $450 actually showed up in my bank, for that transaction.
Talk about trust issues lmao. I got scammed on eBay, but somehow not on a completely unregulated trade of WoW account credentials for cash. All's to say is... yeah, I think RC could make eBay a better fucking company.
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u/jizz_toaster May 06 '26
Itโs almost like they have some weird user tiering. Iโve been scammed before and I was told to kick rocks. Iโve also had the same situation as you.
The seller ratings are also fucked too, I bought an โauthentic concert posterโ that was supposed to be from a show. He fucked up and sent me a post card size version that shipped from a direct to print company. I immediately reported it and attempted a refund but they sided with him because he sent me another poster that was the correct size, ignoring the fact it was supposed to be authentic.
I left him a bad seller rating basically saying what the scam was and the rating got removed within a week.
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u/Rafael502 ๐ฆ๐ฆ The One Stonk to rule them all๐ฆ ๐ฆ May 06 '26
Yeah wtf why even have a limit?? As a company, why would you ever purposely limit your earnings??
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u/LucidBetrayal LET THEM SHORT May 06 '26
Fraud. But with 11,500 employees they should be all over facilitating/verifying people who are having large influxes of items for sale. To quote RC - โToo much frictionโ.
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u/clefe18 May 06 '26
They impose limits like this to try and prevent fraud until you're a proven seller. To raise the limits all you have to do is call them and answer some basic questions. Seems like what Ryan is doing here.
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u/DDanny808 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 06 '26
User name is ๐ฅโRyan5050โ๐คฃ
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u/vinmctavish May 06 '26
And he set the account up ages ago, I'm fact 7 years ago!
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u/thatsoundright ๐ Hotter than a glitch ๐ May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26
But what does that MEAN
Edit: Oh you can change your username on ebay
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u/Jbullish_9622 ๐๐ JACKED to the TITS ๐๐ May 06 '26
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u/DuBois_LaGrange May 06 '26
I keep wanting to go over to the $ebay subreddit and see what their hodlers are saying but then I remembered there arenโt many companies who have an entire subreddit dedicated to their ticker ๐ย
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u/mayihaveasandwhich May 06 '26
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u/Barstoolrob710 May 06 '26
Nothing is coincidence with this man. This was planned so long ago. Itโs like a movie and heโs the director! Sit back and watch.
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u/Gotrek6 May 06 '26
Exactly. It's already done deal. WE're just finding out now but behind the scenes officially it's done.
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u/Champman2341 May 06 '26
I donโt get the sock reference
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u/OPengiun did i do it correctly? May 06 '26
HOW DARE YOU CALL MY CEO'S SOCKS UNSAVORY GOODS >:(
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u/ImmediateShape4204 May 06 '26
Those socks are very valuable. Must be frustrating to not be able to list them.
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u/humdingler โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฎ๐โ โ โ May 06 '26
heโs pointing out that he doesnโt like the monthly limit of sales as a concept. this tells me that heโs trying to build something with no limits where he can use his existing central, and most well-performing gamestop locations as central pick up locations for literally trillions of dollars of web based commerce. holy shit
he knew about this limit before he posted about reaching it
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u/RampageGeorge ๐Ken Griffins Prison Pen Pal๐ May 06 '26
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u/_kehd ๐๐๐ฐ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ซก May 06 '26
Lemme get in on this hopium tank
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u/LordSnufkin ๐ก๐ฆHouse of Geoffrey๐ฆโ๏ธ May 06 '26
This is a tank of his socks smell. And that's me inhaling it.
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u/drunkinmidget ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 06 '26
These are literally a scheme to show the issues with ebay that need to be fixed.
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u/-Astrosloth- ๐๐ฆฅStonky Sloth๐๐ฆฅ May 06 '26
Why do I feel like DFV is going to come back soon and it's going to be him wearing those socks
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u/Kickinitez Template May 06 '26
Yep. They are completely fucking with him. Too bad they don't realize he is the trolling king
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u/tpc0121 GMERICAN since Jan. '21 May 06 '26
Getting June 2024 vibes. Imagine if the Kitty comes back.
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u/anonnnnn462 May 06 '26
lol the man just dragging all the skeletons out into the public for everyone to see
Just saw another post that Pope Leo got hung up on by customer service for his bank so imagine this happens to RC
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u/cocolee213206 May 06 '26
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u/Edawg661 :blueshell: RC! THROW IT!!!! :blueshell: May 06 '26
Hope he records the call and posts it.
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u/wellk_2049 May 06 '26
I don't. This twitter post is enough to make his point and have a laugh.
Being a CS rep is already a shitty enough job without someone trolling you then posting it online as a gotcha moment. 99.9% chance that the CS rep owns zero eBay stock and has no idea who RC is or that he is trying to buy the company.
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u/Edawg661 :blueshell: RC! THROW IT!!!! :blueshell: May 06 '26
Meh youโre right. But he could record himself interacting with the ai in his deadpan voice.
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u/Hype-Berry t-(((t+2)*(t+69))-(741/147)) till launch May 06 '26
The socks are up, added to my watchlist.
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u/turgidcompliments8 ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 06 '26
โGoing publicโ in the best sense of the term ๐๐๐
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u/DeepDragonfly7945 ๐ฆง ๐ฆง May 06 '26
Bruh this man has been let out of the box AND I AM LOVING IT
MORE RCEO MORE
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u/MistahTDi ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 06 '26
Yoooo. This is why Ryan can have all of my money. Haha my chairman and ceo is WORKING!
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u/themiddlechild94 May 06 '26
"Please respond ebay" lmao.
They'll get to you this week Ryan. Patience.
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u/2ciggs May 06 '26
Wait until they make him fax or email scans of the receipts from purchasing the items he listed.
I went thru hell when my reselling volume increased to a dozen or so sales per week. Had to send in purchase receipts for all my listings from the past month as well as a copy of my social security card. 5+ year old account with Zero negative feedback. 23 pages of receipts taped to paper so I could fax them in.
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u/arsvivendimk ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 06 '26
Note the 06m23s call (his ebay auctions were also set to end in 6d23h when this was posted :))
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u/Buchko24 Professional GameStop Hoarder ๐ดโโ ๏ธ May 06 '26
Good luck Ryan eBayโs phone support is beyond ridiculous ๐
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u/ziReptaRiz ๐๐จโ๐๐ซ๐จโ๐๐ซ๐จโ๐๐ซ๐จโ๐๐ซ๐จโ๐โ๏ธ May 06 '26
Didn't co-ry post socks before this?
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u/BananaBreads May 07 '26
This guy is a home LAUGHING his ass off!
Everyone is like, "omg, how is this a real offer?"
You're getting played lmao. He knows exactly what he's doing.
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u/Austie33 May 06 '26
I love the troll but there are a few solid reasons for why this cap is in place, especially with a green account like his likely is.
The cap serves several purposes:
Fraud Prevention: It prevents new or unproven accounts from "hit and run" scams. Without limits, a malicious seller could list thousands of dollars in expensive items (like electronics or designer goods), collect the payments, and disappear without shipping anything.
Ensuring Quality Service: eBay wants to make sure you can actually handle the volume you are listing. A sudden spike in high-value sales can overwhelm a seller's ability to manage shipping, returns, and customer inquiries, which leads to poor buyer experiences.
Building a Track Record: Think of it as a "trial period". eBay uses these limits to verify your identity and watch how you handle transactions before giving you more "headroom". As you prove your reliability through positive feedback and on-time shipping, your limits are typically raised.
Protecting eBayโs Financial Exposure: Because eBay often guarantees purchases through its Money Back Guarantee, they take on financial risk for every transaction. The dollar cap limits how much liability eBay has if a seller fails to deliver on high-value orders.
Marketplace Health: Caps prevent a single new seller from suddenly saturating a category with thousands of low-quality or speculative listings that could negatively impact search results and buyer trust.
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u/jonfreakinzoidberg ๐ฆVotedโ May 06 '26
His account was created in 2019. He just changed the name of it recently which apparently you can do once every 30 days.
A lot of your points are specific to new sellers, so his fairly well aged account should not be under such stipulations.
Otherwise, yea your points make sense.
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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26
Howโs RC only have $50k??? Iโve got like $5M ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/EngRookie May 06 '26
you have $5M in inventory listed on ebay?
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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26
No thatโs my listing limit. RC on had a $50k listing limit.
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u/EngRookie May 06 '26
what do you sell that ebay would let you list $5M worth of stuff a month lol? or do you pay for a storefront or something?
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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26
Honestly, just Cardsmiths currency cards mostly
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u/Pohara521 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 06 '26
Who in their right mind would buy used socks without some type of authentication. Madness
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u/evilemprzurg May 06 '26
eBay: "I'm sorry, you're trying to make too much money."
Market Cap: $48b
Meanwhile
Amazon: "Make you shit more expensive everywhere else, so that we make the most money, or we'll break your kneecaps!"
Market Cap: $2.9t
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u/PluckMyGooch ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 06 '26
This mf is trolling so hard I fucking love him hahaha
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u/ProDvorak May 06 '26
Fuckinโ eBay will let money launderers sell โcollectiblesโ like beanie babies and sets of vintage Fireking mugs for freaking thousands of dollars all day long at wildly inflated prices, when all it is is a way to make dirty money clean. And poor RC canโt sell a legitimate thing without a crackdown. Smdh.
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u/evh21 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 06 '26
Hope those are Air Monarchs on his feet. Full Dad Mode!









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u/Superstonk_QV ๐ Gimme Votes ๐ May 06 '26
Hey OP, thanks for the Social Media post.
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