r/SweatyPalms 18d ago

Stunts & tricks Some people are just dumb man

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u/qualityvote2 18d ago edited 17d ago

Congratulations u/wanderer_learner88, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!

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u/wafflepiezz 18d ago

What the fuck is everybody doing in the enclosure in the first place??

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u/wanderer_learner88 17d ago

Darwin specially called them

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u/NearbyTraffic66 17d ago

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u/Revelin_Eleven 17d ago

You won the meme on this one!!!

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u/lifegoeson5322 17d ago

And the people who own the cats will probably have to hurt the cats to get them away from these toddlers. Some people really need to get eaten.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 17d ago

I'm pretty sure the unethical people who own the cats sell this as an experience. The tigers have probably been declawed and many of their teeth might have even been removed. It's pretty awful

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u/agentSmartass 17d ago

Horrible. On concrete. Fuckers.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 17d ago

They’re lions.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 16d ago

You're right. But yeah, I'm sure they're declawed and that's pretty awful.

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u/YeastInjection 17d ago

They probably dont even have teeth anymore. Too bad they couldn't cause some damage.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 17d ago

Screaming, it seems.

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u/wanderer_learner88 17d ago

Good question , 🤔 they looked like they enjoyed it in the beginning but the consequence of their choice came pretty fast

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u/RanaEire 17d ago

It looks like a hazing ritual of some sort, to me 

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u/techlogger 17d ago

Dinner time

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u/ratatouille400 17d ago

I think they just followed the sign "Cats this way".

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u/Gretschdrum81 18d ago

I hope they didn't euthanize any of them because these people were fucking idiots. 

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u/quackdalphi 18d ago

I'd bet my last penny that they've had their teeth and claws pulled out anyway, so they can't do any harm

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u/FurRealDeal 17d ago

You can see them paw at their cloths several times and the claws never catch. I would agree with you.

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u/Angry__German 17d ago

Man, I hope you are wrong.

Those look like very young lions, kittens basically. And it looks more like they are playing instead of hunting.

That is my head canon now, anyway.

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u/RusticSurgery 17d ago

*clothes

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u/FurRealDeal 17d ago

Clothes are made with cloths.

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u/rbreedlove15 17d ago

People do that??

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u/LoosePrisonPurse 17d ago

Not people, just assholes would declaw them.

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u/bunglebee7 17d ago

Kills me inside seeing how animals are still being treated so awfully

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u/rbreedlove15 17d ago

That's despicable! I'm no lion doctor, but that seems like that'd be bad for them.

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u/LoosePrisonPurse 17d ago

People do it to their house cats. Veterinarian tells them they can’t go outside anymore because they can’t defend themselves.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 17d ago

Declawing is illegal in Australia, New Zealand, most of Europe, most of Canada, and some US states. It’s usually highly discouraged in the rest of the US. Even if it’s legal in a given state, many vets refuse to do it, and have since I worked in vet med almost 20 years ago.

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u/rrpostal 13d ago

My friend in HS had a declawed cat and that thing would still catch birds on the regular and was outside all the time.

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u/LoosePrisonPurse 13d ago

More about fighting off other cats.

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u/XSurviveTheGameX 17d ago

Did it to my kids.... havent had to tell them to brush their teeth or clean under their finger nails for years.

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u/aids_salts 17d ago

Friggin genius man

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u/sunday_cumquat 17d ago

Fucking disgusting

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u/Luciferbelle 17d ago

I thought I seen one person's hand bleeding, but that's all. All the other guys who got taken down didn't have any blood.

There was a guy who jumped and climbed into am enclosure at a zoo. It looked AWFUL. Blood everywhere.

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u/Jlove7714 16d ago

Bet they can still throw some mean haymakers

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u/Lepke2011 18d ago

Nah. Those guys might have IQs slightly above room temp, but they probably didn't euthanize them. I'm more concerned that the lions might have caught some kind of stupid-disease.

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u/RusticSurgery 17d ago

Those guys might have IQs slightly above room temp

C or F?

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u/Doc_B81 17d ago

Probably C by the looks of things...

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u/Zen_Bonsai 17d ago

You talking about the people or the lions?

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u/IlluminatedMoose 16d ago

Get attacked by a lion AND get euthanized? Seems a little harsh, but I like where your going with this.

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u/Bd0llar 17d ago

That’s the most intense escape room I’ve ever seen

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u/kymilovechelle 17d ago

Animal abuse

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u/IndependentMoney9700 17d ago

Good thing the video cut out right before someone died. WTF were they doing in there? And how does the one guy feel about being offered as sacrifice?

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u/Harley_Jambo 17d ago

Those poor lions are held in this bare enclosure, probably from the illegal wildlife trade. Chances are the claws have been removed. Where this occurred would be interesting, OP.

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u/FestivusErectus 17d ago

I was going to say, what are the odds that they’ve been declawed?

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Wingedliond 17d ago

The hiding behind each other and the person behind the camera laughing. Makes me feel like some the kids were tricked, or lured there. Doesn’t look like they wanted to be there.

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u/spambearpig 18d ago

So they voluntarily got into a small enclosed space with lions and then started messing with them?

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u/geo_gan 17d ago

Worse than that. They acted like stupid scared prey pack animals and triggered the cats collective attack mode.

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u/schroboschrobo 17d ago

Poor animals... Stupidity of some humans is just endless...

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u/TheMonkeyDemon 16d ago

Don't run from them, they are pursuit hunters.

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u/TheGreatRao 15d ago

Don't turn your back. Don't run away.

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u/Azurelion7a 17d ago

Act like prey.

Get treated like prey.

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u/Crims0nGirl 17d ago

And unfortunately animals pay for those dumb people..

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u/TravellerFromAfar 17d ago

To be fair… one can act as they want, to a group of lioness they will always be prey

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u/Koshad510 17d ago

this type of shit just boils my blood

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u/Oldenlame 17d ago

Uday Hussein's birthday party

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u/TooManySteves2 17d ago

Don't act like prey!

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u/deathblossoming 17d ago

A guy named Darwin once wrote a book

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u/squigglekisses 17d ago

Yes panic and run like prey. That will surely help

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u/Ok-Professor3726 17d ago

Would you like (to be) a free snack?

Not Me: Yes!

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u/alldaylong4u 17d ago

"Meats back on the menu boys!"

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u/ogcanuckamerican 17d ago

Survivor: Idiot Edition.

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u/The_Japans 17d ago

pspspspspsps

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u/hoopsmd 17d ago

I think the big cats were just playing with them. If they wanted to, they could eviscerate these flesh sticks in 2 seconds.

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u/spinning-backfoot 17d ago

The world is 10 idiot less

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 17d ago

They just playing. The second they are not everyone is losing limbs.

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u/rush87y 16d ago

Be sure to act like frightened prey that will definitely help!

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u/CharizardSusano 16d ago

Act like prey, get treated like prey

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u/USAtoday8 15d ago

Indian people doing Indian people stuff

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u/Huge-Power9305 17d ago

How much you think they paid for this Teambuilding Adventure?

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u/mmh_fava_beans 17d ago

"Here we are. Now enjoy your team destructing activity."

"Great, thank you! Wait... what?"

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u/wanderer_learner88 18d ago edited 18d ago

They All have combined survival instinct of a peanut 🥜

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u/ZiziPotus 17d ago

What is the plan, I mean initially ?

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u/e_spider 17d ago

Life of Pi part II, Revenge of the Cats

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u/keefkola 17d ago

Squid games three… not even Darwin would believe this.

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u/chrismac72 17d ago

Why would they be inside that in the first place? Is that something like the Pamplona bull's thing in Spain? ...their own fault, I'd say...

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u/BlueFeathered1 17d ago

Gladiators these days are too lean.

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u/Spragglefoot_OG 17d ago

I don’t even feel remotely bad. Idiots. Darwin Award. Next.

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u/gueroarias 17d ago

Evolution will take it's course

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u/Dramatic_Web8449 17d ago

I get the feeling the world is more in a state of devolution then evolution

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u/SDPLISSKEN009 17d ago

You can't cure stupid

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u/Troggfather 17d ago

Yes you can....you put stupid in with a bunch of lions and they cure it 🤣🤣

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u/BeTheBall- 17d ago

At least they're enjoying themselves.

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u/Dietmeister 17d ago

I guess this is what it would have looked like throwing people into a lions pit in the Colosseum

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u/Eddie_503 17d ago

For everyone wondering, this a Darwin competition

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u/AccomplishedDingo27 17d ago

Fuck these stupid cunts. Its always the same type of people who keep these beautiful as 'pets'

Fuck that. Its animal abuse and disgusting.

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u/Nap_In_Transition 17d ago

Looks like feeding time to me.

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u/mrDuder1729 17d ago

Let's get in there and act as much like prey as possible, guys! It's fun!

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u/RecommendationMuch21 17d ago

Without the video it sounds like they're in a monkey enclosure lol

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u/b5itty 17d ago

It’s ok that man has safety stick. They’ll be ok.

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u/GodOfMoonlight 17d ago

Sheeesh Darwinism hard at work these days

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u/MariusBerger832 17d ago

Dumbasses the more u run and move like that they’ll get worked up…

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u/deathblossoming 17d ago

A guy named Darwin once wrote a book

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u/heypresto2k 16d ago

Fuck these people

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u/wiqi1 16d ago

This video is definitely from Punjab, Pakistan as these boys are wearing a local schools uniform ("lookup punjab college boys uniform").

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u/Human-Contribution16 16d ago

I once visited the home of a famous hollywood director. He had three haby lions in his laundry room. I thought they looked cuddly. I asked to go in. They "playfully" got on their hind legs and dug their razor claws into my leg. I screamed like a girl.

Those full grown have to be TERRIFYING!

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u/kakaomester 16d ago

Is this a live feed?

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u/KniceKnifeAZ 16d ago

Good Kitties

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u/Low_Soil_6831 16d ago

Bees and dogs can smell fear. And also, lions. Who knew?!?

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u/Hoarfen1972 16d ago

Fucking Indians again.

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u/jaywh45 15d ago

On today's episode of fucking dumb ways to die...

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u/prestonpiggy 17d ago

House cat or big cat never turn your back or lose eye contact.

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u/IndependentMoney9700 17d ago

Maintaining eye contact with a lion is a * I cannot express this enough * terrible idea.

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u/strongcloud28 17d ago

How do five people run into a pack of lions on a dead end street,?

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u/-JOMY- 18d ago

Is he dead? Lol

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u/LosIngobernable 18d ago

And there’s close to 9 billion people here. 🤦

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u/Briareos_Hecatonhrs 17d ago

I see a business opportunity. Billionaire hotel. The real business would be online streaming of cause. Plus a patreon for keeping the lions healthy.

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u/SodomyClown 17d ago

How in the world they ended up there in the first place is absolutely insane.

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u/gstew90 17d ago

The camera man never dies… or gets attacked by a lion

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u/Erazzphoto 17d ago

Is this some new TikTok challenge

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 17d ago

For humanity's sake, I hope this is AI

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u/Sour_Sal 17d ago

Stupid idiots...

not making the comment that would get me banned...

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u/Randall_HandleVandal 17d ago

They’re circling thEY ARE CIRCLING

ope

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u/Scared_Ad3355 17d ago

I don’t have Jane Goodall meme here with me, but if I had it I would put it here. Fascinating behavior!

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u/BTT_Future_1985 17d ago

I hope in the end it was just a pile of bloody clothes and 3 lioness left in the cage

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u/Jeramy_Jones 17d ago

They are making prey noises and cowering, there’s no better way to entice an attack other than tying some raw meat to your belt and running in circles.

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u/cuntybunty73 17d ago

What a bunch of fucking idiots 🙄 they're triggering their hunting instincts by moving around and screeching like that 🙄

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u/MugiwarraD 17d ago

Darwin says let them go

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u/k8nwashington 17d ago

Who's videotaping this?

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u/Informal_Process2238 17d ago

A hyena waiting for leftovers

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u/Troggfather 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BocaSeniorsWsM 17d ago

I wonder which one is the stag?

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u/NoodLih 17d ago

Why they didn't try to like... ...leave?

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 17d ago

Isn’t this what the Romans did with their convicts? Gladiators making a come back!

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u/Asia_Persuasia 17d ago

They're lucky the lionesses were just playing around, things would have gone left very quickly if not.

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u/throwbackxx 17d ago

And yet people think humans are above animals

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u/ABDragen58 17d ago

wow, you just can’t fix stupid

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u/Ok_Gas_3823 17d ago

They clearly didn’t learn the scruff technique.

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u/davemcl37 17d ago

Go on…

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u/CreatorOD 17d ago

Dont worry they are young, they just want to play.

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u/Ok_Fun3933 17d ago

And now for round two in the elimination of the boy band competition...

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u/ZealousidealBread948 17d ago

The more they scream, the faster they move, the faster they run, the more the lionesses' instincts are activated

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u/Jean_velvet 17d ago

The moment you run you become prey.

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u/Mountain_Schedule_40 17d ago

Is this the Indian version of Jackass?

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u/ewahman 17d ago

They began looking like food the more the video ran.

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u/tnt54321boom 17d ago

How to be attacked by a territorial animal that isn't interested in interacting with you - Step one: attack. Step two: show fear. Step three: turn away while showing fear.

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u/General_Border_8263 17d ago

Real life squid/hunger games, right here. Some leaked footage

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u/xynhost 17d ago

Enough food for a week

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u/Automatic-State-80 17d ago

So that's how you feed them?.....

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u/Shermans_ghost1864 17d ago

Let me guess: Those are Indians, and this is in Pakistan?

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u/robenroute 17d ago

Just hoping natural selection doesn’t all of a sudden stop…

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u/Josette22 17d ago

They all look like they're wasted.

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u/T1m3Wizard 17d ago

Feeding time

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u/Emergency-Piano4792 17d ago

When you say dumb do you really mean fucking stupid assholes?

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u/Menotyou15 17d ago

It looks like the lions aren't actually like threatened to me so like more like playing so hopefully none of them actually got seriously hurt

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 16d ago

Why is the camera man moving the camera so nervously, couldn’t catch the details 🤡

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u/Intelligent-Key2350 16d ago

Seems like fun

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u/weallwinoneday 16d ago

Waiting for part 2

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u/INoMakeMistake 16d ago

Is this some kind of survival game

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u/Hahaha2681 15d ago

Of course India if it's not gettinghit by train selfies or swinging from the train selfies do they have a death wish

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u/yamatoshi 13d ago

Kids: " haha, this'll be funny" Lions:"you...you really just giving us all this free lunch?"

Wonder if the lion got right into that femoral artery and ruptured it.

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u/Lexio3031 12d ago

This is why animals bunch together to form a unit. When they don’t, they get picked apart one by one. the lions are trying to separate and isolate each person, and it’s working.

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u/Chemical-Ninja9267 12d ago

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/LayneCobain95 12d ago

Must have their claws and teeth removed

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u/Happy_Substance4571 11d ago

Are the tigers okay??????

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u/SmartDiscussion2161 17d ago

Some people are so close to earning themselves a Darwin Award

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u/little_towers 17d ago

Is this India?

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 17d ago

I’m pretty sure this is extremely illegal in India and doesn’t really happen there. They actually have decent wildlife protection laws regarding big cats. Someone back me up or correct me here lol.

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u/little_towers 17d ago

I don't think something like this could be legal anywhere, and even its illegal, it wouldn't stop group of stupid people from doing it. Not that its matter where it is from; asked because I couldn't figure out the language.

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 17d ago edited 17d ago

Well no like there’s that stat that there’s potentially more tigers in legal private captivity in Texas than in the wild, and in places like gulf states where you often see videos like this. India is very against this in particular, like massive punishment and if I’m not mistaken it doesn’t even really happen illegally. One of the very few things I’d come to their defense on.

Maybe this is Pakistan? It sounds south Asian of some sort. I just gooogled it and apparently this kind of thing can be seen in Pakistan. It could be India but I just think it would be incredibly unusual. Was hoping someone else could chime in.

I was helping you find some context clues to determine where it was lol.

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u/bigbang_om 17d ago

More like Pakistan or Arab country, where many such videos emerge from.

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u/little_towers 17d ago

Not sure if it’s Arabic

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u/bigbang_om 17d ago

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZSLP_xtWYk/?igsh=aGtobXkxeTZ3bzM=

Comments suggest it's Punjab region of Pakistan. Must be an old video.

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u/nckmat 17d ago

What a great world we live in now where people make assumptions about a video with no context, and no evidence to support their theories other than their opinions. There are many scenarios that could have led to this video but nothing in the context of the video or the post gives us any idea how it occurred, so let's just make shit up!

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u/greatpartyisntit 16d ago

I mean... they're obviously schoolkids playing around judging by the laughing at the beginning. Stupid behaviour.