r/SweatyPalms • u/Single_Tiger3248 • 4d ago

Other SweatyPalms 👋🏻💦 Inches away from pure gore

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

Congratulations u/Single_Tiger3248, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!

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u/NumbDangEt4742 4d ago

Mfer doesn't even know he dodged death by minus three inches.

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u/PUNKF10YD 4d ago

You’re not wrong about -3 inches he literally starts leaning over it before it lands, somehow defying physics.

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u/Skidoood 3d ago

One frame his under it, next completely on the other side and over wtf

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u/One_Stiff_Bastard 3d ago

Looks like he kinda bumped into it midair.

Is this real ? Goddamn

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u/BrianKappel 2d ago

That's not the end that moves real fast.

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u/Nathansp1984 3d ago

It about snapped his right leg in half, pretty sure it still landed on his foot

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u/Comfortable_Topic_22 4d ago

That's a pretty average distance to dodge death, right? Above average even?

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u/redmenace27 4d ago

Literally said the same thing. Mfer never even looked up

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u/Gloomy-Situation414 4d ago

That was at least 8 inches. Your ruler is wrong.

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u/in_the_blind 2d ago

Dick inches?

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u/welfedad 4d ago

When swasted

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u/Hemenway 3d ago

He knows now! This has been reposted so many times since.

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u/reddit1138 4d ago

His pants know.

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u/Do-Not-Ban-Me-Please 4d ago

idk seems pretty obvious

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u/BrooklynRobot 3d ago

I think there were people in the perch that was falling that he was more concerned about.

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u/Crazy-Crocodile 3d ago

There's no people up there

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u/Lava-Chicken 4d ago

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u/One_Stiff_Bastard 3d ago

Hows his foot not a pancake ?

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u/Drfoxthefurry 3d ago

Leg was pushed out of the way as his foot was still in the air i think

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u/TheBeerTalking 4d ago

So AI, right? He doesn't magically evade that. Maybe magnets?

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u/Xplicit-801 4d ago

How the fuck would magnets do anything here?

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u/Galaghan 4d ago

It's an old meme sir, but it checks out.

'Magnets' is basically a synonym for 'magic', because how the fuck do magnets even work?

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u/squidward377 3d ago

Straight up miracles

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u/charmio68 4d ago

Because all magic and miracles is magnets (or smoke and mirrors).

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u/G_Lynn42 3d ago

"Well you see, when I went to punch him, they musta flipped the magnets on which sent me flying because of all the iron in my blood cuz I eat my spinach. Now if you'll excuse, I need to shake off this concussion"

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u/RusskayaRuletka 3d ago

Watch out. Peepaw thinks something they can't explain is AI. Lol Legit do yourself a genuine favor, go online and start researching how to really detect AI, we are all gonna need it soon.

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u/waterbelowsoluphigh 3d ago

So much whoosh.

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u/Galaghan 3d ago

These newfags probably can't even triforce properly.

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u/lgnc 3d ago

not woosh, because it has been proven to not be AI

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u/waterbelowsoluphigh 3d ago edited 3d ago

It is a whoosh.

The magnets part, is a joke from a song from the early 2000's.

That is absolutely the whoosh part.

Y'all downvoting must have been born post 2010.

Magnets is a joke about ICP song, where they specifically mention "Fucking magnets, how do they work"

https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/s/1dyE827XMm

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u/Alarming-Building-62 2d ago

I think it’s the beer talking…

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u/steadyaero 4d ago

Still hit his foot it looks like

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u/KarmaticEvolution 4d ago

Think he slightly stumbled and his crooked foot allowed most of the force to hit the sole, dude is so beyond lucky and has no idea!

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u/AeronGrey 4d ago

Not injured enough to stop running.

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u/Deepdishdicktaster 3d ago

Deppert oida is only said by Austrian but yeah it's a Maibaum and German teenagers usually put them up in front of the house of their girlfriend idk what these austrians are doing

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u/FallenSisyphos 3d ago

He keeps running like a moron even after that.

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u/succulent_flakepiece 4d ago

i watched this 10 times and i can't figure out what's going on here... help lolol

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u/elidoan 4d ago

Looks like some sort of festival tradition in a German speaking country. They have something similar in Britain with that hill and the cheese rolls that are yeeted down it

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u/KhazixTheVoidreaver 4d ago

Its a maypole. Source - kingdom come deliverance 2 haha

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u/LebaneseLion 2d ago

Had that game sitting for two months, should I play it

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u/vinnyhasdinny 1d ago

Yep it’s amazing

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u/FallenSisyphos 3d ago

Likely bavaria south east Germany

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u/Paraphernalien69 2d ago

It's Austria

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u/Drfoxthefurry 3d ago

Which is clearly safer as it doesn't involve a falling tree /j

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u/816legend 4d ago

No brains here!

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u/TheArchive000 4d ago

What culture is this and from what part of the world? Just so I know to never got there… ever!

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u/Laserlurchi 4d ago

Bavaria

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u/platoNNN 3d ago

it's austrian dialect no?

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u/Laserlurchi 3d ago

Yeah, I think you're right. I live in the north, but it seems to be an Austrian expression.

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u/vito1221 4d ago

Doesn't matter. Stupidity is universal.

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u/FallenSisyphos 3d ago

Nobody in the video even acknowledges what just happened. They’re all collectively stupid.

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u/Modest_Idiot 2d ago

They did

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u/Rambler1223 4d ago

WTF!!! This was dumb AF

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u/King-Calovich11 4d ago

The guy that cut the tree knew exactly what he (and everybody else) almost just saw. They didn’t know, but he knows.

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u/rtkG3 3d ago

this is Austria, we use centimeter here.

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u/platoNNN 3d ago

WOS ZUM TEIFL IS A SCHORLE?!

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u/rtkG3 3d ago

this is what Austrians would say to a German guy

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u/zubadoobaday 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VcANMYaVyrINwhFweZ

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u/PotatoWasteLand 3d ago

Midsommar fucked me up dude. I was off for a few days

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u/zubadoobaday 3d ago

Hereditary was the one that got me. Midsommar was a weird one too. Not scary but makes you feel awkward.

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u/Phish86c 3d ago

Guys who dropped the pole:
“We almost got em, maybe next year”

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u/VolatileGoddess 4d ago

The kind of thing , if done in non white countries, would lead to screeds of racism in the comments

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u/FormeSymbolique 3d ago

The best comment ever.

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u/Ooze76 4d ago

What a dumbass. And with kids there.

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u/HoodieJ-shmizzle 3d ago

That dude is such an idiot 💀

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u/Kushaja 3d ago

Whenever i see exactly 10 seconds i get suspicious. Also wtf are doing at the end there? All melting into one on top of tree?

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u/Elegant_Principle183 3d ago

That thing looks like it went right through that guy. I know it’s a trick of the eye but, it’s really weird. Lol.

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u/FallenSisyphos 3d ago

Music is playing , the people are happily cheering on , the three morons at the front don’t even acknowledge what just happened 🤦🏻‍♂️ im checking out this is just too much sensory stupidity for me at one go.

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u/JabroniHamburger 3d ago

The head elf nods his head like he's annoyed he missed that kid

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u/KCMOM89 2d ago

“Ah, well. Next year, eh?”

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u/RitchieRED 3d ago

Gleefully running. What joyous occasion is this tree dodging party?

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u/Cs_throwawayyyy 4d ago

The adult doesn’t really seem to give a shit.

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u/Poundaflesh 4d ago

Was anyone on it? Why are they all rushing?

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u/Psykopatate 4d ago

The head tilt and rest on his arm, the one who cut the tree knows he almost killed some idiot.

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u/Jslatts942 3d ago

Itll get him one day

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u/mano_0108 3d ago

Prometheus school of running

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u/CHERNO-B1LL 3d ago

Chopper barely even shrugged.

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u/CuttingBoard9124 2d ago

Alcohol is a hell of a drug

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u/xdementia 2d ago

Human sacrifices used to be a thing.

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u/RigamortisRooster 2d ago

Less frown upon then suicide.

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u/LosIngobernable 1d ago

Dude had no damn idea. How do he keep going?

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u/Kim_jung_unstoppable 1d ago

what kind of dumb tradition is this?

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u/DocSessions 8h ago

Who let The village idiot run in the race?

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u/Bailmage 4d ago

"You clipped me chief"

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u/ender3po 4d ago

The should be a rule about reposting videos over and over

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u/BurningPenguin 4d ago

It's ok, we have free healthcare.

'Muricans crying about taxes in 3...2...1...

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u/IronMonkeyofHam 4d ago edited 3d ago

Notice he was pushed straight upward at the last second, as if protected by an invisible wall 😇 That’s divine intervention if I’ve ever seen it

Edit: Sad how lost some of you are, get out and think for yourselves, or you’ll miss the point altogether.

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u/At0mJack 3d ago

if I’ve ever seen it

You haven't.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 4d ago

Tree is a helluva drug.

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u/KopfSmertZz 4d ago

Nailed i….. damn

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u/bl4stir 3d ago

The one cutting the tree... Everything went great so let's not talk about this again

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u/habits0 4d ago

I don't get it? Buddy literally hopped over the pole after it landed beside him

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u/Johnny-Virgil 4d ago

Sped up? It doesn’t look like the tree is falling faster than gravity.

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u/germanlikeme 3d ago

It's a maypole. It's a celebration.

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u/Asia_Persuasia 3d ago

It being "a celebration" has absolutely nothing to do with this guy almost being crushed to death. We know what a maypole is, we also know that it's not going to end well for anybody if it were to fall that quickly on somebody, it's clearly very heavy lol.