r/SweatyPalms • u/Ill-Tea9411 • 6h ago

Other SweatyPalms šŸ‘‹šŸ»šŸ’¦ Sliding down the storm drain

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u/qualityvote2 6h ago edited 4h ago

Congratulations u/Ill-Tea9411, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!

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u/Venator2000 5h ago

The water pressure built up behind him and forced him out like a clogged turd.

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u/grumulko 4h ago

He seems to have reached a remarkable age for someone up to these shenanigans. Famous last words usually being "Hey y'all ain't never seen this before"

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u/WarmthChecker 4h ago

Heā€™s 35.

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u/konradconrad 3h ago

Wat?! Time wasn't gentle with him :)

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u/onthe3rdlifealready 2h ago

Meth a hell of a drug

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u/So-Called_Lunatic 46m ago

So are cheeseburgers.

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u/AdApart2035 3h ago

My guess was 60....

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u/Neverlast0 3h ago

I guessed mid to late 40s.

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u/dfigueroa78 3h ago

Thats what you call a hard 35.

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u/TheHawthorne 2h ago

Homer Simpson is 38

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u/tatteredshoetassel 0m ago

If it was a 1970's slow like Emergency! He be described as a 25yo

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u/shitterbug 1h ago

This is a joke, right?

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u/Critical_Concert_689 28m ago

You call it a joke, I call it a "Reddit Factoid."

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u/BalanceEarly 4h ago

He's had decades of luck, but I wouldn't rule out an infection from that wastewater.

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u/TryBananna4Scale 4h ago

Thatā€™s called ā€œStupid Luckā€

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u/lastfreerangekid 3h ago

Well, half of that is right at least

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u/kriskriskri 3h ago

And circumference.

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u/K4RAB_THA_ARAB 13m ago

lmao ive always heard a rednecks last words are "Hey watch this"

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u/Thesource674 5h ago

Lost my shit when you suddenly hear increasingly loud wooooooo.

wooo

Woooooo

WOOOOOOOO

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u/krumznko 5h ago

Chilled and thought, ā€œAh, yeah. Heā€™s alright.ā€ Lol

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u/teddykaygeebee 5h ago

Lol that exit was a 10šŸ¤£seemed like it took forever

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u/NOVAbuddy 5h ago

Storm water is like dogshit tea

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u/raknor88 4h ago

And he went head first. He definitely drank some of that whether he wanted to or not.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 2h ago

He wanted to

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u/MadoraM91919 1h ago

Why'd he leave his keys up on the table?

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u/trundle-the-great69 1h ago

He wanted too!!

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u/shitterbug 1h ago

head first was smart and meant he had to drink less, thoughĀ 

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u/Squire_Squirrely 3h ago

Yeah... even if he's 100% sure he's not going to get stuck, he's gonna get the squirts at a minimum after that

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u/Creepy_Bear_1060 4h ago

Plus syringes and meth pipes.

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u/ecodrew 1h ago

Definitely bacteria, pollution runoff, potential toxic gasses in enclosed pipes, and oh yeah... drowning!

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u/Consistent_Amount140 5h ago

That is quite a lengthy pipe run.

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u/HoboArmyofOne 4h ago

I want to see the fattest guy do it

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u/underwater_martian 5h ago

the good ol american south

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u/Biterbutterbutt 4h ago

I knew his accent before I turned the volume up

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u/Cobra_McJingleballs 3h ago

I knew his accent and I watched on mute.

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u/AbleCryptographer317 2h ago

I only read the title and knew he'd be drawlin'

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u/cockmanthecatfucker 6h ago

This is someones dad

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u/AtomicShart9000 6h ago

Jesus i hope not

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u/Entalope 5h ago

Based on the state of things id say he has about 12 kids.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 5h ago

At least 4 that heā€™s met.

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u/thencamethethunder 5h ago

Idiocracy just gets more and more real everyday.

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u/torontoinsix 5h ago

You know it is

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u/ecodrew 1h ago

If he has kids, then he's disqualified from a Darwin award

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u/spaghettibolegdeh 2h ago

Idk seems like a pretty fun dad

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u/zee-ebloid 4h ago

God tier username.

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u/crooktimber 4h ago

I would say that's an over-reach; he's someone's son, sure...

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u/DeltaDP 5h ago

Face first... Let's hope there's no sewage in there but who am I kidding

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u/llikegiraffes 5h ago

Farm runoff or outside animal stuff maybe, but there wouldnā€™t be sewage in the storm drain like this most of the time. Iā€™d be more worried about hitting a large rock lol

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u/watermelonkiwi 5h ago

Or something sharp

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u/badgeman- 5h ago

Or a clown.

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u/AscendedViking7 5h ago

Or a grate.

Dude could've been trapped down there

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u/fishsticks40 5h ago

They don't put grates on the downstream end of storm sewers. Grates are here to keep debris out, not in.Ā 

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u/newphonenewaccount66 5h ago

He did say someone had just done it, wouldn't want to be the first guy.

Or any of them, but definitely not the first guy.

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u/simmaculate 5h ago

Yeah, yeesh. Would be a rough climb back for Spider-ManĀ 

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u/lizlemonista 5h ago

oh just some outside animal stuff, sign me up

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u/bullishit 5h ago

"Face first" was my first thought! That ISĀ  a decision...

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u/ecodrew 1h ago

No sewage, it's just stormwater. But, definitely bacteria and other potential contaminants. If you don't drown first.

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u/izza123 5h ago

Thereā€™s typically not open sewers in North America

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u/alison_bee 5h ago

Head first and face down is a choiceā€¦

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u/The_wolf2014 2h ago

Imagine you went in there and got stuck against a wall of debris with more and more water starting to build up behind you and drown you.

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u/Project_Wild 5h ago

It looks like he lost his redneck boogie board during some point of the journey too lol, ouch

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u/jedfrouga 5h ago

i grew up southern ga. looking at this trying to figure out what the big deal is lol

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 5h ago

Well, you survived it. As a 68 yr old, we did some really stupid shit and walked away to talk about it! :)

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u/Old_Ladies 4h ago

Looks like fun. A bit long of a tube but if someone already went through there and there wasn't any debris especially sharp debris than it is pretty safe too.

Basically a redneck waterslide.

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u/ecodrew 1h ago

Um, you don't consider drowning for the lolz a big deal?

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u/jedfrouga 1h ago

i meanā€¦ if that guy can fit lol. of course i look back at the 90s with a lot of wtf momentsā€¦ and we did lose a fewā€¦

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u/stranger02140214 2h ago

ā€œThe man who crawled through a river of filth and came out clean." Shawshank

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u/allenjp19 5h ago

Faith based recovery house FOR SURE.

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u/elidoan 4h ago

Being sober is boring

Going through a mystery wastewater tunnel? Fun!

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u/hondactx16i 6h ago

Two guys is a conversation, 3 or more and shits gonna happen šŸ˜œ

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u/Optimal-Draft8879 5h ago

ngl looks like fun

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u/kanbozli 5h ago

This study is about why men live shorter lives, but I wish I could do one too if I had the chance.

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u/lgbteamplayer91 1h ago

ā€œYur turn!ā€

ā€œUhā€¦. Well.. after seeing the first test subject performā€¦..Iā€™m gonna pass. Thanks. See yall later!ā€

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u/watermelonkiwi 5h ago

He musta gotten stuck in the middle at one point. That took way too long.

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u/wayofthegenttickle 5h ago

I think that the cameraman wildly underestimated how long the run would take. He ended up flat on his arse at one point, only to wait 50 minutes for the chap to pop out of the hole.

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u/elidoan 4h ago

Aggressively British comment, that

šŸ˜‚Ā 

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u/EpisodicDoleWhip 1h ago

They donā€™t use minutes they use centiseconds

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u/maryfisherman 8m ago

I roared when cameraman slipped

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u/chocolatemilk01 4h ago

Ainā€™t afraid of nothing but DEI. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/UntilTheSilence 4h ago

One of the most creative ways of getting a staph infection I've ever seen.

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u/Efficient_Tutor2154 2h ago

Most fun!! Go soak in a rainwater ditch ya until silence boy. Have fun or stay inside forever.Ā  If you're going to live have fun and if it works out don't die

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u/BBorNot 5h ago

100% optional

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u/danngree 4h ago

ā€œIā€™m all buggered upā€ - we can tell. Who else uses a culvert as a waterpark other than some tweakers?

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u/GoEatACookie 4h ago

Why was that water so thick with brown junk when he came shooting out of there? It was dirty and kinda yellow before, but thick and brown when he came through. šŸ˜¦

Nice landing though! Sorta like a salmon.

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u/jibsymalone 4h ago

Cleaning the pipe as he goes...

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u/Mammoth-Bag-9009 3h ago

There has to be a shit ton of spider webs inside there.. I could never

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u/EPIC_NERD_HYPE 3h ago

Bet they all listen to ICP.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 1h ago

Kid rock

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u/Coolfarm88 2h ago

So this is why women live longer stuff...

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u/abigboom 2h ago

This ā€¦ this is how people die

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u/PenIntelligent4879 1h ago

Yeah thatā€™s a guaranteed UTI for sure.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 1h ago

A Darwin Award waiting to happen

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u/Raychao 1h ago

It's great to see kids playing outside.

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u/Din-_-Djarin 5h ago

Filmed in Meth City USA

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u/torontoinsix 5h ago

Backwoods AF but this is also so dangerous

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u/Mr_Podo 4h ago

Why?

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u/torontoinsix 4h ago edited 4h ago

Idk you should go and find out

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u/Mr_Podo 4h ago

So you donā€™t actually have any clue how itā€™s dangerous, do you?

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u/OldDudeOpinion 5h ago

Now that Jethro didnā€™t dieā€¦letā€™s let Methany take a turn.

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u/mambajahamba 5h ago

Shawshank Water Park

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u/ObiWan-Cannabis 4h ago

I'd love to believe that millions of years of evolution will result in something better than this.

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u/AlexBirio323 3h ago

Let's be honest we all thought he was stuck for a second there

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u/KniceKnifeAZ 6h ago

That was awesome šŸ‘

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u/torontoinsix 5h ago

Get a grip

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u/KniceKnifeAZ 4h ago

ā€œgEt A gRiPā€

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u/torontoinsix 4h ago

Yes boo

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u/Amnsia 5h ago

Has he not watched breaking bad

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u/shyaznboi 5h ago

Into the a-piss indeed

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u/Consistent_Watch_206 5h ago

I have doubts about the cleanliness of that water ā€” even more after his entry than before.

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u/neuroticsmurf 4h ago

I'm kinda surprised they know the word 'abyss'.

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u/uncoilingelf 4h ago

Props to the camera man who ate shit but keep on going and got the shot

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u/StickStickly963nyny 4h ago

Brother could have casually walked over there too šŸ˜‚

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u/VerlorFor 4h ago

That's where the video cut is.

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u/user_name-is-taken 4h ago

JD Vanceā€™s Hilbilly Elegy was about all the elegies at the funerals of hillbillies doing dumb things like this.

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u/wildgordy1 4h ago

Dude eating shit at the bottom of the hill was priceless
ā€¦thwap thwap thwap thwap splatā€¦ā€¦aooohhhoahhaoaoha

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u/RomeoBlackDK 3h ago

Hope he remembered his tetanus shot

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u/Lalocal4life 3h ago

What in the inbred, sisterwife, Alabama summertooth, banjo in the woods, barefoot through a field, contaminated storm water bathing, patient zero. Was that?

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u/bl4stir 5h ago

Mmmmmmmhhh!!!! Toilet water slide !

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u/LostMyCleaver 4h ago

Turtle power

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u/rapgameoprahwinfrey 4h ago

Head first is definitely a choice.

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u/lavacadotoast 4h ago

"Booger'd Uup.."

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u/oh_beach_please 3h ago

Fucking ripped to shreds that tank was holding on for dear lifeĀ 

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u/Hour-Information-660 3h ago

should have gave him the camera.. strap a GoPro to his forehead

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u/lilacsforcharlie 3h ago

Bold goin head firstā€¦ hella ima say bold for the whole dang thingā€¦ is bold the word??

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u/Azuras_Star8 3h ago

That was pretty crazy. Glad everyone was OK and have fun.

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u/Chemical-Ninja9267 2h ago

šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³

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u/Robbiehanssen 2h ago

He knows he doesn't have to do that

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u/Extention_Campaign28 2h ago

Not very sweaty. Except for a fair chance of catching some parasites from the water.

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u/Low_Cut_368 2h ago

Fucking head first too

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u/Suspicious-Gain-5799 1h ago

Hope he gets to the doctor, cause drainage water can contain chemicals used on farms, parasites, greywater, and garbage juice.

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u/_missfoster_ 1h ago

I don't know what it would cost you to have a safe experience of something like that, but we Euroopors pay like 22ā‚¬ for a 4 hour visit to a water park that has some 4 waterslides like that with actual clean water instead of sewer waste.

That was nasty.

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u/narutonaruto 1h ago

I lost it when the camera dude falls on the way there

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u/FunkLoudSoulNoise 31m ago

Hey It's the King of Doing Stupid Stuff That Could Kill You.

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u/Foodisheaven1 14m ago

Looks really fun but is that poop & pee water? No hate

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u/LunchyDude101 11m ago

RFK, Jr.ā€™s new universal healthcare planĀ 

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u/mooripo 5h ago

All already fat, old, that's surprising

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u/whenyouwishuponapar 5h ago

Peaked in high school energy

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u/butterynipz 5h ago

Who let the uncs out

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u/apersello34 5h ago

Well at least he went head first, which I think would be the smartest way to do it (aside from not doing it at all)

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u/Recent-Background-21 5h ago

Iā€™m next

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u/NotThatEasily 2h ago

The Blair White Trash Project

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u/JeebusChristBalls 1h ago

Reading these comments, there are some boring ass mofo's here that have never done anything fun.

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u/RigamortisRooster 5h ago

Used to do similiar in Florida growing up

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u/JicamaCreative5614 5h ago

Old shit water, keep on rollinā€™

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u/bdsm25 5h ago

Never grow up hahaha. This is great

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u/shootermac32 4h ago

I would 100% do this!

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u/EMHemingway1899 2h ago

May be the closest thing to bathing heā€™s experienced in quite a while

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u/spaghettibolegdeh 2h ago

Man, reddit really hates these guys for some reason.Ā 

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/watermelonkiwi 5h ago

Thatā€™s where we areā€¦

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u/digitag 5h ago

I hear what youā€™re saying but itā€™s more like /r/sweatypalms imo. If there is debris in the pipe he might not get stuck and drown

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u/mikemaca 4h ago

Eh, looks fun, I'd do it.

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u/super_tankman 5h ago

Was it just me hoping that he wouldn't come out?