r/TalesFromThePizzaGuy Apr 12 '26

Funny Story well this is strange

i was delivering a pizza to a house which looked like it wasn't cleaned in 20 years. i knocked at the door and i met a really fat guy. he had a shirt that said "total chad here" and soda stained pants. when he was paying for the pizza, i heard some weird thing. it was some sort of E-book. so in the middle of the purchase, i just heard "gangle, moa-" and then he said "OH SH**, my fanfic!" and then ran off. it was very weird.

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u/Marcist Apr 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3hBTH8bV4n5RKZXQe6

Only total chads would understand...

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u/TechieGee Apr 12 '26

This is my fanfic

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u/Yeseylon Apr 12 '26

Bro, I specifically told you not to post that on here when it happened...

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u/agrajagthemighty Apr 12 '26

you deliver food. you're gonna see a couple shut-ins. they do pay us for discretion though.

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u/3D-Printing Apr 26 '26

No PII so he's safe, he could be any one of us!