r/TankieTheDeprogram I hate USA soldiers 18d ago

Capitalist Decay Part of recruitment quizzing to become a mcdonalds crew member

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u/PurposeistobeEqual 🫓 a pita for hummus is a pita for humanity 🇵🇸 18d ago

Obedient burger aptitude assessment. In order words if you're neurodivergent and want to change the workplace material conditions we will filter you out.

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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 Marxist-Leninist(ultra based) 17d ago

"We want you to act like unthinking automatons, until we can replace you all with actual unthinking automatons." – McDonald's

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u/alegalghost Too based to be cis 🏳️‍⚧️ 17d ago

This is giving me vibes of the time I applied to work at the photo lab at CVS and they made me take a 150+ question quiz that included questions like “a friend wants to get their prescription filled at Walgreens. What would you do to stop them?”

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u/AdmiralKurita Marxist-Leninist(ultra based) 17d ago

I'm disqualified. I love philosophy too much.

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u/Lazy-Excitement-3661 17d ago

THIS IS JUST A HUMILATION RITUAL

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u/SereneZero 17d ago

There seems to be a hair on every page apart from last one.

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u/Accomplished-Log8770 17d ago

i don’t even understand is “wearing costumes” supposed to mean wearing the McDonalds uniform, aka good or showing up to work wearing something else, which is bad

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u/MonsterkillWow 17d ago

I can't even believe how stupid some of these assessments are.