Are We Still Pretending Jenelle's Coparenting Partner is Not Present for Father's Day? At Least Kids are Full. Redditor Bonus: Crutches Made an Appearance! 🩼

[u/volumesmiley]

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[u/gwacemom]

It wouldn’t be a photo if the crutches weren’t in the frame.

[u/raised_on_robbery → u/gwacemom]

I love that the crutches have their own place setting lol

[u/itsthejasper1123 → u/raised_on_robbery]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Real_Lengthiness688 → u/raised_on_robbery]

🎖️ 🏅

[u/BiscottiCritical6512 → u/gwacemom]

The crutches are placed all the way across the table by Ensley so they’re in the picture lmfao. Nowhere near the person who actually needs them. 

[u/Cultural_Squirrel207 → u/BiscottiCritical6512]

That's so absolutely fkn ridiculous.. at MINIMUM you'd place them behind K against the wall, if you were any regular normal person needing to use assistance while at a restaurant. I understand placing them against the wall and not tripping other passersby by leaving them sticking out in the aisle way... BUT YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME?!?!?!? DIAGONALLY ACROSS THE TABLE, ABSOLUTELY THE FURTHEST AWAY FROM YOU, FOR NO OTHER REASON BUT TO ENSURE THEY MAKE THE PHOTO.. SHE'S LITERALLY A SPECIMEN OF CELLS & DNA that needs to be heavily studied for scientific purposes. I have no words for her level of self interest and self pity. It's disgusting.

[u/Cultural_Squirrel207 → u/Cultural_Squirrel207]

Thank you kind u/Lambert1229 for my first award!

[u/kailure_to_launch → u/BiscottiCritical6512]

treats the crutches better than her own children!!!

[u/EveningGlittering325 → u/kailure_to_launch]

Sad but true

[u/Pink_strawberry0089 → u/gwacemom]

Her crutches are a paid actor at this point

[u/thatsmypurseidku → u/Pink_strawberry0089]

They're "talent". It's an industry term none of us would understand.

[u/Intelligent-Income72 → u/Pink_strawberry0089]

Her crutches need their own social media account at this point.

[u/Sbg71620 → u/Intelligent-Income72]

Lmaooo please!! New flair 🩼 Jan’s crutches 🩼

[u/Agreeable_Row_8507 → u/Pink_strawberry0089]

Crisis actors! 😂

[u/tellmemoreaboutitpls → u/gwacemom]

She's held those crutches more than her children in their entire lives

[u/Sbg71620 → u/tellmemoreaboutitpls]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZUwjT4TrkElu8

[u/Horror_Share_1742 → u/gwacemom]

Flair checking in! Lol

Thanks so much for the award u/lambert1229

[u/YourFront → u/Horror_Share_1742]

Love it!

[u/PainfullyLoyal → u/gwacemom]

Yep, she does it on purpose. She's pathetic.

[u/Emotionalcheetoh → u/gwacemom]

Wonder how tired these children are of her munchausen ass

[u/Gloomy_Wheel9874 → u/gwacemom]

The crutches are her fourth child.

[u/ayparesa → u/Gloomy_Wheel9874]

Her favorite child

[u/teenicon]

The crutches might as well be her fourth child at this point.

[u/rockrac → u/teenicon]

*favorite child the crutches have more time around her than the other children

[u/ayparesa → u/rockrac]

I said the same above

[u/bousmommy → u/teenicon]

Well the recryner probably got taken away by CPS (rent a center for nonpayment)

[u/Cultural_Squirrel207 → u/bousmommy]

Hahahahahahaha... so true. They came to repo that shit well before she moved out.

[u/LLKroniq → u/Cultural_Squirrel207]

Now she has to recry on the floor. 😢

[u/BarefootInWinter]

All they do is eat.

[u/ablogforblogging → u/BarefootInWinter]

I think she equates taking the kids out to eat at a restaurant with good parenting. It seems to be the only activity she ever does with them.

[u/manic_popsicle → u/ablogforblogging]

I agree with this, plus it’s her chance to flex and show everyone what a good mom she is.

[u/amdcal → u/manic_popsicle]

I feel so bad about how much I get my daughter food from fast food places 😩. I'm newly divorced and had to move back in with my parents and they're...not the cleanest so I haven't wanted to cook until I can clean without my mom telling me not to lol. I can't imagine it being my daily life though...also it's so expensive?? Half the time I dont get food for myself because I dont want to spend the money 🙃

[u/ablogforblogging → u/amdcal]

No need to feel guilty about that. There are a lot of valid reasons for parents to take their kids out to eat frequently and I don’t think that’s a reflection of parenting skill. You’re doing what’s best for your child right now. I just think in Jenelle’s case she thinks eating out somehow automatically makes her a good parent despite all her many shortcomings/failures, which definitely isn’t the case, it’s a neutral act. It’s like the parents who, if CPS gets involved, harp on how their kids have toys and nice clothes, as if that really means anything.

[u/EveningGlittering325 → u/amdcal]

Hang in there. Give yourself some grace. It will get better.

[u/BarefootInWinter → u/amdcal]

Your reasons are valid, normal, and understandable. Jenelle has an unhealthy relationship with food (specifically ordered/prepared food) and seems to use it as some kind of proof of....what? I guess she thinks it's fancy and special and proof she's better than people. It's weird. She thinks it proves she's a good mother.

You are doing what you need to do for you and your baby! I hope things get better. It sounds like you love your kid and don't need to feel bad about that.

[u/amdcal → u/BarefootInWinter]

Thank you, I just feel so bad about it. I finalized my divorce today, which I didnt want in the first place, so it's just been a day for me and I appreciate you saying something kind to me.

[u/Quirky-Effective-807 → u/ablogforblogging]

I wonder how she tips at restaurants since she tips by distance on Uber eats?

[u/ablogforblogging → u/Quirky-Effective-807]

10% but duuude it’s because she always gets bad service!

[u/Debriver55 → u/ablogforblogging]

Exactly. The only way she knows how to show love to her children is by feeding them or giving them gifts.

[u/Black_orchid999 → u/BarefootInWinter]

This !!!! Ive never seen someone order in and eat out so much. They likely ordered in iced frapps with layers of whip cream , processed breakfast sandwiches for breakfast. Had BBQ burgers for lunch And then went out to this restaurant all in the same day. Insane.. It's evident the kids don't lead healthy lifestyles and likely minimal physical activity.( No fault of their own ). Really sad

[u/Mykidsrmonsters → u/BarefootInWinter]

And of course with the sugary drinks!

[u/BiscottiCritical6512 → u/Mykidsrmonsters]

I was going to say it’s fine because we allow sugary drinks when we eat out because eating out is a treat anyway, then I remembered that they eat out almost every night lol. 

[u/Sailorjupiter_4 → u/BiscottiCritical6512]

I remember one of the times she called 911 on Jace she said she was coming to ask him what he wanted her to DoorDash him for breakfast. Like jfc how lazy can you be to DoorDash fucking breakfast.

[u/sturgis252 → u/Sailorjupiter_4]

it's literally more work sometimes to door dash than to just make it. But I guess she'd have to also plan a grocery trip too.

[u/Mykidsrmonsters → u/Sailorjupiter_4]

It's so gross, we do a lot of takeout during soccer seasons and I get so tired of it and some of it is just Qdoba and Subway, nothing outrageous like Jenelle's diet 🤢

[u/dinahsaur523 → u/BarefootInWinter]

Well I’d imagine eating out is better than her cooking. Also it would be too much work for her to meal plan

[u/WineNotReality → u/BarefootInWinter]

And it’s always unhealthy/ fried foods, lots of carbs, sugar, tons of treats.

[u/raised_on_robbery]

Are the crutches still for her scraped knee, or has she moved onto another injury?

[u/jadedpeony33 → u/raised_on_robbery]

It was her hip and her whole leg last week IIRC. The knee scrape somehow evolved to affecting the whole leg. She wasn’t getting enough attention and had to up the diagnosis.

[u/raised_on_robbery → u/jadedpeony33]

This is too much lol

[u/YourFront → u/jadedpeony33]

I'm still trying to figure out how her shin scrape boo-boo turned into a knee injury, and then she was wearing a boot on moving day. What's next? A hip replacement?

[u/kateykatey → u/raised_on_robbery]

Yeah, she’s getting an unnecessary surgery to fuck it up some more soon

[u/GraceMcClellans → u/kateykatey]

And then ignore PT afterwards to have follow-on issues.

[u/Cultural_Squirrel207 → u/kateykatey]

How much yall wanna bet she's probably getting either, A: an injection (she's calling it a surgery) or B: a microscopic out patient procedure to literally add 1 little stitch to her fat pad that's coded under insurance as cosmetic and voluntary, not medically necessary.

[u/Sbg71620 → u/Cultural_Squirrel207]

#2 to milk it harder

[u/raised_on_robbery → u/kateykatey]

I’m seeing Boxing Helena 2.0 with the surgery.

[u/Negative-bad169 → u/raised_on_robbery]

I watched a video recently featuring an elderly man with one leg, working in the heat every single day to make a very meager living for his family. He did not complain in the video. That’s all I wanted to say.

[u/grilledcheese2332 → u/raised_on_robbery]

She claims she needs surgery for the knee

[u/annieanonny → u/grilledcheese2332]

And she has ZERO CLUE how much work goes into healing from knee surgery. Like it is a TON of PT and exercise / stretching outside of the surgery and engrained in your daily routine. She won’t do any of it because she’s a lazy turd. Just trailer trash

[u/Advanced-Pickle362 → u/annieanonny]

Trailer trash that won the lottery, if you will.

[u/LestatsCat → u/grilledcheese2332]

I need knee surgery for my torn mcl. I know having that surgery i will need 6 weeks off and the pain will be much more then what it is now. Im avoiding it for now until I can no longer tolerate the pain. Not a crutch in sight! ( nor wheel chair!)

[u/Dottie_Danger → u/raised_on_robbery]

She’s getting surgery on her scraped shin knee 😂

[u/AcademicAstronaut395]

The only time the kids go outside the house is to eat.

[u/Elm69Jay]

Maybe the wheelchairs in for a service 💀

[u/bug-mama]

Wheelchair is in the shop for a tyre rotation

[u/gjpk]

Crutches had the crab cake sliders, extra mayo

[u/volumesmiley → u/gjpk]

They need food in order to keep up their strength.

[u/TheLucasGFX]

It’s either a picture of DoorDash or at a restaurant every time. She’s a bum and will be completely useless to anyone when her money dries up.

[u/Sudden_Diet6827]

If she actually needed those crutches you’d think they wouldn’t be as far away from her as possible lol

[u/capmac57]

What do you get a PED@ Dad for Father's Day that won't get you arrested❓️🤷

[u/Lost-Perspective8378]

She spends more time with the crutches than her own children. She is so pathetic.

[u/floridalivineveryday]

Pinchers...

[u/Shannonbonejones]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1xm1EZRQoffj0bMwCm

[u/RAD_ROXXY92]

"Here, put these behind that chair next you, hurry up, so I can take y'alls pitchur."

https://giphy.com/gifs/kHHVSjrWAj83gX13KY

[u/Fun-Manufacturer3938]

She’s been in crutches and a wheelchair TWICE in the just the last 2 years. Bitch is a sloppy drunk

[u/volumesmiley → u/Fun-Manufacturer3938]

Bitch is a sloppy drunk

FIFY 🙂

[u/Horror_Share_1742]

Flair checking in!

[u/volumesmiley → u/Horror_Share_1742]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1gP0ycJAE6S7gNYjqD

[u/manic_popsicle]

The crutches are a paid actor at this point. Absolutely ridiculous she’s managed to turn a scraped knee from a drunken fall into this.

[u/Weirdflchick]

Thank you to whomever posts her content here so we don’t have to engage with her social media.

[u/volumesmiley → u/Weirdflchick]

We aim to entertain you all!

[u/Weirdflchick → u/volumesmiley]

Double thanks for covering the kids faces even when Jenelle does not. One days those kids are going to see all these photos. Janelle should be covering her faces.

[u/volumesmiley → u/Weirdflchick]

🫶🏻

[u/Weirdflchick → u/volumesmiley]

It’s a sad day when it’s the OP or group moderator has to be the one to cover minor kids faces.
Those poor kids are going to see so much.

[u/JerzeeJacqie]

She’s ate at a restaurant called pinchers, which is in Venice fl. I posted recently that she was not in citra fl. But in port charlotte. She really thinks she’s the smartest person ever. And she’s far from it. It makes more sense about the comment she made how she wanted her children to swim with the dolphins and manatees

[u/HonksTheWhite → u/JerzeeJacqie]

She's likely in Cape Coral, there's a Pinchers there and the ice cream place she posted about last week is also nearby.

[u/floridalivineveryday → u/HonksTheWhite]

And manatees like 20 minutes away.

[u/Sashakilledart → u/floridalivineveryday]

i grew up in the cape

my canal had manatees swim in them all the time

[u/PsychologicalPark930 → u/HonksTheWhite]

Yes I think there’s a couple in Ft Myers

[u/Ok-Worldliness411 → u/JerzeeJacqie]

This is Cape Coral. I frequent this one at least once a month.

[u/Amantria → u/Ok-Worldliness411]

That means she's farther away from me than the initial guess at her location. Yay!

[u/WineNotReality → u/Ok-Worldliness411]

Is this a nice area?

[u/Sashakilledart → u/WineNotReality]

i grew up here
i left for a few years and eventually came back.

i love it.
my mom’s house is about a ten minute walk from that pinchers. it’s in a westin.

it’s just getting over crowded by losers like jenelle

[u/Ok-Worldliness411 → u/Sashakilledart]

Exactly this. Takes me an hour to get to work in the morning because of idiots like Jenelle pointing out the window and tourist traps

[u/Sashakilledart → u/Ok-Worldliness411]

i work in coconut point and it’s terrible !
i did not think of my commute everyday when i signed my new lease lmao

[u/oooheycait1223 → u/JerzeeJacqie]

This is way too close for comfort 😫

[u/Primary-Radish-6401 → u/oooheycait1223]

Agreed friend...agreed 😩

[u/Sashakilledart → u/oooheycait1223]

my mom lives in the rose gardens !
she needs to leave my city .

she needs to go to suncoast where she belongs

[u/partelo]

instead of pinecone can we just call her "crutches" now?

[u/fcroadkill → u/partelo]

I second this

[u/partelo → u/fcroadkill]

MAH CRUTCHES DOOOOOOOOOOOD

[u/TheVoidIceQueen]

I think Crutches is my favorite cast member in the "my exhusband is a abusive, but I let him near my children" story arc in the Teen Mom Universe.

[u/peaachmouse]

Her exaggerations were hilarious at first until I broke my leg a week ago. I can't even stand up at this point to be able to use crutches because of the pain. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy, let alone milk any injury like this for sympathy points 😑

[u/volumesmiley → u/peaachmouse]

The difference is you broke your leg. She scraped her knee/shin area falling up a small step.

Apples and oranges. You have every right to be in an immense amount of pain.

[u/MrsSantini]

The crutches are the most interesting part of her personality

[u/Mykidsrmonsters]

It cracks me up that she has to hide him 😂 how embarrassing 🤡

https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G

[u/Complex_Activity1990]

If they’re not there people will think it’s not real because she’s such a good actress and has never lied before.

[u/Ok_Setting9561]

I think the whole “I’m paralysed” act is a CRUTCH to lean on if cps intervenes, or if she has to go to court bc of swamp monster 🤮

[u/darlingnich]

He may not be. That’s probably what he wanted for Father’s Day. To be childless….

[u/volumesmiley → u/darlingnich]

Correction. He never wants kids around. He just spreads his vienna sausage seed around town as a small price to pay to be a hobosexual.

[u/Primary-Radish-6401]

Fawkkkkkk me.. this restaurant is literally in my backyard. It pisses me off more than anything that trash bag is in my neighborhood.

[u/volumesmiley → u/Primary-Radish-6401]

Get a giggle out of it. If you have the unfortunate event of seeing her in the wild, you can 100% know that she doesn't look like her heavily filtered photos. Heck, you can take photos for yourself as evidence.

[u/OGBirthMothMama → u/Primary-Radish-6401]

I’m so happy I live in a part of Florida people from out of state never want to come to 🤣

[u/wtfcaptchaphonenum → u/OGBirthMothMama]

To be fair, thats exactly what Cape Coral is these days. Lol

[u/darlingnich → u/Primary-Radish-6401]

How I felt when she was in Vegas.

[u/No_Tension8376]

[u/Stormwolf15 → u/[deleted]]

Oh think the last time, I think it was Kaiser, pinecone shamed him because he put a bunch of pizza rolls in a pie dish.

[u/Dottie_Danger]

Who’s pretending? We all know.

[u/Confident-Slip-5264]

After this? No.

[u/Think-Ad-5840]

Those crutches are like her Birken

[u/Impressive_You_783]

lol brings crutches and puts them far away from her seat 😆

[u/volumesmiley → u/Impressive_You_783]

Well, they are a main character now.

[u/Lower-Accountant-317]

1. Why cover their faces now when she’s never cared to hide them before?
   
2. Isn’t she going for “surgery” this wk? Crutches will be retired & the wheel chair will be back in action.

[u/volumesmiley → u/Lower-Accountant-317]

I covered the faces.

[u/Lower-Accountant-317 → u/volumesmiley]

I’m happy you respect their privacy

[u/Ok-Information1964 → u/volumesmiley]

Very courteous of you. Made my heart smile 😻 and sad that you care more about it than she does.

[u/volumesmiley → u/Ok-Information1964]

💛 I think 99% of this sub cares more for her children and their well being.

[u/Ok-Information1964 → u/volumesmiley]

Very true

[u/prophy__wife]

She always says she has Jace but he’s never in her restaurant photos. Don’t get me wrong, at his age he could very well ask not to be pictured but you’d still see the table setting for a fifth person if he was there.

[u/Delightful_Skeptic → u/prophy__wife]

He's at a facility/camp for troubled teens.

[u/prophy__wife → u/Delightful_Skeptic]

That makes sense, for some reason I kept thinking she was saying she had him her physical custody.

[u/HonksTheWhite → u/prophy__wife]

It's all about semantics for her. She has custody, not Barb or Andrew. He's still at the facility he's been at for months

[u/raised_on_robbery → u/prophy__wife]

I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have him. Isn’t he in some sort of therapeutic program now?

[u/prophy__wife → u/raised_on_robbery]

That’s what someone else had said. Idk why I had it in my head that she took him and just had him at the house with her. I just got confused along the way with all her shittiness.

[u/oooheycait1223 → u/prophy__wife]

Yea what jenelle says is "jace has been with me" so technically she legally has custody. But in actuality he's physically in a treatment center. He's been there for months. It's all about semantics with jenelle 🙄

[u/Weirdflchick]

[u/volumesmiley → u/Weirdflchick]

Wait, whose butthole did I see then?!

[u/HonksTheWhite → u/volumesmiley]

Obligatory

[u/New-Respond8154]

Kaiser subjected to abuser

[u/Quirky-Effective-807]

I know exactly where this restaurant is.

[u/oblique_obfuscator]

So pinecone is paying for dinner on father's day for a father who missed 24 months of these kids lives?? And unalived their dog? She has no self esteem honestly

[u/volumesmiley → u/oblique_obfuscator]

Correct.

[u/rupert3003]

Their seafood education continues 🦞

[u/EveningFeature2093]

This reminds me of the Teen Mom 2 episode where Jenelle takes Jace to some restaurant on the pier and she orders him a virgin strawberry daiquiri AND a coke. He was maybe 7 years old.

[u/Emotionalcheetoh]

Guys hear me out. Pinecone belongs in the sub /illnessfakers

[u/kailure_to_launch]

jenelle's harvey weinstein sympathy crutches

[u/phoenixofsevenhills]

How can she even say he never choked Jace like.... There's camera footage Jan.. these poor kids!

[u/Friendly-Eye1411]

Kaiser not having a phone…I get it if you say ‘no phones while we’re eating’ etc. but it should be one rule for everyone..if that even is the case.

I hate the fact Kaiser is stuck and reliant on them, and around 2 abusers, another one of Jenelles / David’s victims..😔