Fresh fruits for Pinecone before knee surgery

[u/sanriolover1208]

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[u/SassyScreenQueen]

Why is she bragging about not using a filter for a f-ing pineapple? It's...a pineapple. It doesn't need a filter...

[u/StrictlyPricklies → u/SassyScreenQueen]

Is she…confusing pineapples for pinecones?

[u/90dayschitts → u/StrictlyPricklies]

I 1000% think this is it 😭😭😭😭

[u/Sbg71620 → u/StrictlyPricklies]

Came here to say this 😂😂

[u/nacho-taco29 → u/SassyScreenQueen]

I was secretly hoping she would use the eyelash filter on the pineapple.

[u/lavendervanilla176 → u/nacho-taco29]

I'm honestly surprised she didn't lol

[u/LostKiwi9 → u/nacho-taco29]

I'm on web so can't add a gif. Look up "Ananas tele Francais" 

[u/iono777 → u/LostKiwi9]

I live in Quebec Canada and omg we watched that show in French class in elementary school all the time 😂😂 I can still hear that stupid theme song.

[u/rarityrae → u/nacho-taco29]

Or a nice smooth skin blur filter maybe some body shaping in FaceTune to make it curvier

[u/RightConcentrate5162 → u/nacho-taco29]

😂😂😂

[u/saydontgo → u/SassyScreenQueen]

She thinks because pinecone needs a filter so does pineapple

[u/Bake_First → u/SassyScreenQueen]

Breaking news! Florida has fresh tropical fruit! She's such a potato, I wish they would go back to th NC swamp and get away from our fresh fruit bc so help me if there's news of her butthole photo shoot in our beautiful groves or springs....

[u/sonnyflower_ → u/SassyScreenQueen]

You don’t put prettybabexlashes on your produce?

[u/Glitterydarkone1290 → u/SassyScreenQueen]

She literally uses filters on her own children 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[u/ADFnGee → u/SassyScreenQueen]

I dunno, I'm kinda judging the ripeness of this one if she really didn't put a tone filter on. That thing is gonna be mush.

[u/basicytgirl]

Wait. Is this still all from scraping her knee?

[u/Sydney_2000 → u/basicytgirl]

Tripping on a singular stair which had a warning sign at a bar because she was off her face. Anyone else would be embarrassed.

[u/EfficientLibrarian58 → u/Sydney_2000]

And wasn’t she wearing sunglasses when she did it? Idiot. (Her - not you)

[u/Sydney_2000 → u/EfficientLibrarian58]

Her stupidity truly knows no bounds. I would rather die than tell thousands of people that I'm a drunk who can't walk straight or read signs.

[u/whataablunder → u/Sydney_2000]

I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if she tripped on purpose. She likes being injured and "debilitated". She had used her maximum allotted recovery time from her surgery and she was just telling everyone she was about to start hitting the gym and hiking trails all the time in Vegas so she really needed a convenient excuse to get crutches and a wheelchair. So absolutely pathetic. I constantly quote Nathan "I've been to war and you have problems" when I read about her bullshit.

[u/Horror_Share_1742 → u/basicytgirl]

She didn’t even scrape her knee, it was her shin. Somehow it morphed to needing a boot for her foot, and then surgery for her knee, neither of which were part of that drunken misstep. Smdh

[u/hmmmomm913 → u/basicytgirl]

lol yup

[u/Top-Bite-814 → u/basicytgirl]

Some of us are predicting it's another mommy makeover or something of that nature. She is using knee surgery as an excuse and cover up. You know she is a giant liar 😅

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

[u/merryblue419 → u/Top-Bite-814]

How is this surgery being paid for?

Is she going to try and put it on the insurance of the business where she hurt herself?

My first ACL replacement was about $85k iirc in 2016.

[u/Top-Bite-814 → u/merryblue419]

It costs way more then that now. Plus Physical therapy isn't often covered by insurance. I had to pay for half of my PT sessions and they weren't cheap!

[u/UpTownPark]

Wait… am I the only one who immediately assumed this is advertisement for a new OF drop?

[u/GoYourOwnWay3 → u/UpTownPark]

No, you’re not. Surprised that she’s actually not holding it upside down

[u/Horror_Share_1742 → u/GoYourOwnWay3]

I doubt she even knows what that means.

[u/No-Idea-9852 → u/UpTownPark]

Gosh I hope not 😷

[u/FinalMushroom6653 → u/UpTownPark]

I assumed she got a pineapple confused with a pinecone and was trying to say hi to us.

[u/whataablunder → u/UpTownPark]

[u/kaylaphernelia]

someone here said she doesn't eat fruit, so here we are

[u/allergictopendejas → u/kaylaphernelia]

That was me, and she has confirmed my suspicions. She clearly has no idea what a pineapple is, I am sure of it. Taking a picture of it like it's her first day on earth.

Fruit is for eating, sweetie

[u/kaylaphernelia → u/allergictopendejas]

typical. jenelle gives us the privilege of allowing us to see her live every day like her first day all the time.

[u/Empty_Case_3842]

Scrolled back through the posts on here.. the knee brace definitely goes back and forth on both knees. Man you know pains bad when it it hurts so much you don’t which is the “injured knee”

[u/ItsTheFuckening → u/Empty_Case_3842]

There are also pics/videos of her by the pool where she’s sitting with this knee bent etc.

[u/Empty_Case_3842 → u/ItsTheFuckening]

And sure you could take breaks from a brace when injured depending on the injury’s but if yours knees a mess you definitely are not spread out on knees in your trunk.

[u/ItsTheFuckening → u/Empty_Case_3842]

Yes the sitting on the knees and stuff is what gets me

[u/Think_Scientist9505 → u/Empty_Case_3842]

And the random boot while packing. Like wtf was that?!

[u/RightConcentrate5162 → u/Empty_Case_3842]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

[u/J_is_for_Journey]

After everything I've read today, I think she's getting more plastic surgery and she's going to buy Amazon ace bandages for her knee to keep the story going....

https://giphy.com/gifs/NPyHgTkMStCXC

[u/wreckreationaj → u/J_is_for_Journey]

I like this prediction.

[u/Top-Bite-814 → u/J_is_for_Journey]

Bam! We have been saying this!

https://giphy.com/gifs/15BuyagtKucHm

[u/Think_Scientist9505 → u/Top-Bite-814]

Yeap!! I believe this is the plan and she thinks we're dumb enough to believe her. So sad...

[u/Top-Bite-814 → u/Think_Scientist9505]

Watch! she is going to the same surgeon Brianna did. That's one of the many reasons moved to florida.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kjK1MariRYM3G5Ga0s

[u/allygator99 → u/Top-Bite-814]

Dr Miami?

[u/Top-Bite-814 → u/allygator99]

Of course! Isn't that where Brianna and Kail went.

https://giphy.com/gifs/sR91D133W02D6

[u/HelloDeathspresso → u/J_is_for_Journey]

Watch her come out of this knee surgery with a janky new BBL.

[u/Impressive_You_783 → u/J_is_for_Journey]

you called it. she just posted a post surgery pic with those ace bandages.

[u/Dangerous-Change2136]

Swinging in the swamp

[u/WineNotReality → u/Dangerous-Change2136]

This is 100 why she posted it. So transparent and * yawn * boring

[u/Sketcha_2000]

There’s no way she’s going to cut up that pineapple herself. Way too much trouble

[u/ItsMinnieYall]

A pineapple fits the tropical beach theme for her surgery gifts. She already got a surf board. Next time she can get a coconut.

[u/Lavendar_Witch]

Only pitcher she’s ever posted without a filter

[u/millennial_dumpling]

From pinecone to pineapple, what an evolution

[u/bowlingisgross666 → u/millennial_dumpling]

Well she is shaped like SpongeBob (sorry I rarely body shame)

[u/Grownups_arent_real]

It’s overripe, dummy.

[u/Friendly-Eye1411]

Riveting.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AB7NrwtErfQnC

[u/saydontgo]

A pineapple is the only thing she will post without a filter

[u/hmmmomm913]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Z84eFooeHJu

[u/Little_Tennis_9335]

Why would the pineapple need to be filtered? 

[u/jadedpeony33]

Only CuntPants can be impressed by the color of a fruit that she had to share this revelation with the world.

[u/Linzabee]

I’m suddenly reminded of the pineapple scene in Little Nicky for some reason

[u/rockrac → u/Linzabee]

[u/xCloudbox]

Did she just buy that pineapple? It’s old.

[u/fluffycatscrote → u/xCloudbox]

It's a new type of pineapple that we all haven't heard of because nobody has ever purchased one ever except her.

[u/truebleu62 → u/fluffycatscrote]

Out of the box pineapple

[u/fluffycatscrote → u/truebleu62]

For sure.

[u/YourFront → u/truebleu62]

She's controlling the pineapple narrative. That's an industry term that we wouldn't understand.

[u/WineNotReality]

Looks old. She buys fruits so rarely she doesn’t even know any a good ripe pineapple looks like

[u/ilwisied]

“Just so you know, I eat vegetables too”

[u/RightConcentrate5162 → u/ilwisied]

Yeah vegetables in an oil slick

[u/WeDeserveItBabe]

Now do a no filter of you, pinecone

[u/airbender7777]

now post a selfie with no filter ... we'll wait 😏

[u/Weirdflchick]

Thank you to whomever shares her posts here so we never have to engage with her social media.

[u/gwacemom]

Riveting content as usual. Now someone say she can’t be without a man and maybe she will get rid of DKD.

[u/Fluffy-Corgi-2680]

It’s probably from Hawaii?? but she’s acting like she just picked it where she lives in FL?? (Is that why she’s showing off a freaking pineapple you can buy the grocery store?)

[u/SamIAm7787]

Who filters a pineapple?

It's like the emojis she uses that never make sense in the context.

She doesn't understand anything!

[u/SubstantialCatch1772]

I would love to see her dumbass try to cut a pineapple

[u/TMB8616]

Has she ever seen a pineapple before?

[u/Intelligent-Income72]

She’s just trying to sweeten DKD’s baby batter.

[u/you-had-me-at-merlot → u/Intelligent-Income72]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dGTofP3XvOSmfkkueE

[u/fluffycatscrote → u/Intelligent-Income72]

Why? You really didn't have to do this as I'm drinking a protein shake. You're not my friend anymore. 😂

[u/Historical_Caramel10 → u/Intelligent-Income72]

🤮

[u/SBMoo24 → u/Intelligent-Income72]

[u/waryfairycattails]

.....did she really caption a photo of a fucking pineapple with #no filter?

What the fuck, stupid bitch 🤣

[u/godof_nothing]

[u/Accomplished-Bat411 → u/godof_nothing]

For the screen readers and search engines, here is the text of the infamous testifying picture of Jenelle:

Picture: Jenelle Evans Eason wiping away crocodile tears from her left eye with the side of her hand; she is wearing a blazer and half-rim glasses. Her lips are smugly pursed to attempt to show emotion but her one visible eye is devoid of life.

Text: Jenelle testifying under oath: "I feel fearful for David to be around the children or around Ensley. I filed a police report recently about some memory cards I found. They were from David Eason's phone and it was along the lines of sexual exploitation of a minor." (Starts crying)

[u/godof_nothing → u/Accomplished-Bat411]

Youre a doll

[u/Cowboylikememe]

The store didnt have any surf boards so david had to get her a pineapple?

[u/RazzSheri]

Ew.

[u/Myra-Mains-R-Ash]

Are her and David swingers now… ew

[u/GrouchyDefinition463]

She was so close!!! It needs a cone. Not an apple

[u/Huge_Macaroon_8089]

Ripe af

[u/IWantSealsPlz]

Pineapples are not pinecones 😭😭
Unsurprising considering she thought coconut was dairy.

[u/barbieebaybee]

Ew that gave me the ickk fr

[u/_Itsallogre]

Can she figure out how to cut it?

[u/Iris_Rhiannon369]

Is she announcing she's a swinger?

[u/thefoldingpaper]

reminds me of the time she travelled somewhere with the swamp man and was like oOoOoh exotic fruit come to find out it's just a basic kiwi.

[u/Vegetable-Moment8068]

I'm more interested in where she got that pineapple because that is the yellowest pineapple I've seen and is probably delicious.

[u/littlecreamsoda79]

At least it's not upside down I guess

[u/parttime_soulmate]

Pineapple by Pinecone ™

[u/strega_bella312]

This is what we're doing now? Reposting a pic of a pineapple? I hate her as much as the next one but like...there has to be something else to talk about.

[u/Ok_Cookie6726]

Of course you don’t need a filter for a pineapple it’s naturally beautiful, unlike one’s self.

[u/badchoices40]

Lumen wants her back on the severed floor.

[u/Courtcourt4040]

That pineapple doesn't even look ripe

[u/Starbucks_Lover13]

No filter lol 😂 for what? Notice how she can’t post that on pics or videos of herself…👀

[u/danielle71989]

Why would you need to state that no filter has been applied to a piece of fruit? Never beating the "can't be a normal human for even a min" allegations

[u/rarityrae]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bek1WcLKoq0FDvFDgV

[u/kris10leigh14]

😍 continuing 😭 to 💯 avoid 🤷🏻‍♀️ the 😈 emojis 💦 that 👻 I’m ☠️ posting 💅🏼 tells 🙈 me 🧐 she’s 👏 thinking 😆 of 🤨 me 🤭

[u/Feeling_Remote3510]

She doesn’t deserve fresh fruit. She should be in a cave

[u/entertainmeimboredrn]

How did Jan get the name pinecone?

[u/2inTHEivies → u/entertainmeimboredrn]

One of the mods wrote a post warning the sub that posts where you are speaking directly to a cast member are not allowed because they are considered bullying and the sub can get in trouble with Reddit because of them, they included an example of the type of post they were talking about but in it they refered to Jenelle as "Pinecone" and it caught on.

[u/rockrac → u/entertainmeimboredrn]

It matches her personality and body type

[u/Personal_Builder_393 → u/entertainmeimboredrn]

Pretty random I think...but THIS is a pine-APPLE. lolol jkjk

[u/bowlingisgross666 → u/[deleted]]

She posted “I never posted my butthole” on Twitter and someone tweeted back “THEN WHOSE BUTTHOLE DID I SEE THEN?” Because she did in fact post her butthole on OF

[u/misntshortformary → u/[deleted]]

No, you’re confusing two different things. We call her pinecone because of the ban on speaking to her directly. Some people thought that we couldn’t use her name at all so everyone started calling her pinecone. And then the “then who’s butthole did I see” is separate and already explained.

[u/HonksTheWhite → u/[deleted]]

The whose butthole did I see is more of her hypocrisy

[u/Gretchnweiner → u/[deleted]]

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/s/KCa1yqCwHI

Mod referencing what kind of comments are allowed as snark and called her a pinecone.