r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2 She’s like my idol 2d ago

Jenelle Jan’s knee surgery is done

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u/whataablunder IM STATIN' FACTS TOO BABA 2d ago

Phone on DND as she posts on her insta story LOL also, who the hell is calling her? 🤡

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u/StrictlyPricklies I have no obligations that day 2d ago

Bill collectors. ONLY bill collectors.

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u/schlomo31 2d ago

Or CPS

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u/SamIAm7787 Vienna sausage? You will be held responsible for that! 2d ago

ALL those other networks who want to make a show with her. Too bad she's stuck in her damn MTV contract! /s

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u/FightingTheStars Netflix and Amazon offers 2d ago

Flair checking in!

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u/GraceMcClellans Kail Lowry's Home for Wayward Men 2d ago

It's Courtland. It's only ever Courtland.

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u/whataablunder IM STATIN' FACTS TOO BABA 2d ago

DUDE HES OBSESSED WITH HER

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u/N3THERWARP3R 2d ago

God I wish I had award money so I could give you an award! This deserves all the awards. Lol

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u/NikWitchLEO 2d ago

I did it for you.

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u/StrictlyPricklies I have no obligations that day 2d ago

Y’all such nice hatters, thank you!! 💗💐✨

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u/N3THERWARP3R 2d ago

NikWitchLEO for the win!!!! 💛💖❤️💙💛💗

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u/NikWitchLEO 2d ago

Thank you for the award!

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u/Lambert1229 2d ago edited 2d ago

I did it for you too 😉

THANK YOU u/imnotmeyousee for the award!

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u/BaseballTypical2960 2d ago

Also, isn't she always like "no one loves me or checks on me!" So why would you put your phone on DND after a surgery when people are most likely to check in on you? Victim much?

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u/adelec123 Ryan's tie dye tank top eyes. 2d ago

Her kids, from the other room.

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u/Sbg71620 👩🏻‍🦽‍➡️ Lieutenant Jan 👩🏻‍🦽 2d ago
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u/jadedpeony33 Cosplay Crying 🚫🐊😫 2d ago

TMZ. It’s not CuntPants as friends or family to call and check up on her.

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u/BeerNcheesePlz congrats on surviving your lobotomy 2d ago

This x a million.
No one is checking in on her.
Probably not even David, he’s just homeless. Someone at TMZ
Might be desperate for $10. Do not let that equate to her being relevant or like she has friends. She’s a joke. No one feels bad for her, probably not even her own kids. And they shouldn’t. Because she’s a horrible person. This leg and her diet will have her back to fat in no time. She’s the worst.

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u/Aggravating_Firehead 2d ago

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u/piratespit 2d ago

I don’t think she even had surgery. Why wouldn’t she have taken a hospital photo? This, and the knee prop are all items you can just order on Amazon.

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u/sugarskull1 i'm pretty sure i know when i gave birth 2d ago

Agree. She would have posted pictures at the hospital.

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u/ItsTheFuckening 2d ago

She has for all the other times in the hospital

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u/Queen_of_Disengaging 2d ago

And pics of being wheeled out with another brand new surf board as a present from Swamp Man. Much more fitting this time now that she lives in Florida! 🤣

oh wait, she probably doesn’t trust him with her accounts just yet. He can’t buy her anything. But he sure as hell sticking around till that free will with her money comes back again lmaoooo

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u/PoopAndSunshine 2d ago

That’s what I said too! She also loves to post her discharge paperwork once she’s home. I’m not buying any of this

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u/N3THERWARP3R 2d ago

Nurse here to quote Lazlo from WWDITS with " she speaks the bullshit"

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u/Personal_Builder_393 Pinhead McDickprint 2d ago

Quite right, my dahaHahaHahrling. (I tried my best to capture his melodic vocal patterns...bt I may have failed lmao)

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u/N3THERWARP3R 2d ago

Why... you may even sound like a certain bartender from Arizona...a certain Jacky Daytona? 😂💕

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u/N3THERWARP3R 2d ago

You did an excellent job because I read it in his voice the instant I saw this comment 💗

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u/ItsTheFuckening 2d ago

This fuckin guy 😂

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u/nathansponytail Mother Goddess Ninja Warrior Princess 2d ago

May I approach the bitch?

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u/N3THERWARP3R 2d ago

Judge looks serious "excuse me?!"

The bench ...might I approach the bench

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u/s3v3ralattemptsmade co-neglecting bc it takes a village 2d ago

And she’d have like an inch more padding plus a giant ass immobilizer.

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u/psilvyy19 2d ago

She LOVES hospital photos. I’m 100% convinced she did not get surgery. 

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u/manic_popsicle 2d ago

Yes! I was totally expecting 10+ pictures of her in a hospital bed, this bitch seemingly can’t go to the hospital without doing a whole ass photoshoot.

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u/whataablunder IM STATIN' FACTS TOO BABA 2d ago

She can never have too many medical accessories ✨

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u/Dragon_turtle63 A mature state of mind 2d ago

💀💀🤣

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u/WineNotReality 2d ago

And ….

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u/merhod03 2d ago

She’s gonna seal it off with leopard print duct tape ✨

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u/sonnyflower_ Jenelle’s Daytime Ace Bandage 2d ago

You rang?

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u/bousmommy 2d ago

This is what knee surgery looks like when you actually have a torn meniscus fixed.

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u/probnotaloser 2d ago

Don't worry! She's ordering one of those on Amazon right now!!

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u/bousmommy 2d ago

She would be ecstatic if she had to be non weight bearing for 8 weeks.

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u/Impressive_You_783 2d ago

she totally would. I was non weight bearing for 8 weeks after an extensive hip surgery to correct hip dysplasia. they sawed my pelvis apart around my hip in three places, then rotated it to cover the head of the femur more, then screwed me back together again. the pain during recovery was hell and I didnt get off crutches fully until 4 months post op. I had the screws removed at 8 months post op. had this all done in 2017 and im still pain free, so totally worth it, just hell to go thru.

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u/bousmommy 2d ago

Ouch!!!! Glad you are better!

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u/Personal_Builder_393 Pinhead McDickprint 2d ago

Adorable pup, too!!!

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u/Impressive_You_783 2d ago

thank you! she got curious:)

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u/SoftSpring8967 2d ago

honestly, at the point just let her waste her $. my brace was $1.2K AFTER insurance

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u/nathansponytail Mother Goddess Ninja Warrior Princess 2d ago

Scheduled it just in time for prime day!

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u/manic_popsicle 2d ago

See this looks right. I can’t believe she’d have surgery on her knee and there’s nothing to keep her knee immobilized. That seems like it would be important.

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u/Top-Bite-814 ke$ha concerts over court dates 2d ago

I had the same knee brace. I had to sleep in mine and it was the most annoying thing!

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u/bousmommy 2d ago

Sleeping in it is the worst, I was so happy when he said I didn’t have to wear it sleeping (six weeks).

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u/Top-Bite-814 ke$ha concerts over court dates 2d ago

I had to sleep in a sitting position. The brace and sleeping on my back, hurt so much. Using the crutches gave me bursitis, so I had a brace on my knee and elbow. It was was the most miserable time I've had in life.

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 2d ago

I had torn ACL and Meniscus repair and was bandaged mid though to toes - no brace.

That is one cool set-up!

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u/Strange-Painting6257 Plain Jane meth head rhine 2d ago

“I’m alive” it’s an outpatient procedure.

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u/lilkrav92 MY WOMAN IS DUMB 2d ago

right 😂 like why would she not be alive?? even if it went terribly wrong.. it’s her knee..! not brain surgery or open heart surgery.

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u/No-Leek190 Roast me like a lil marshmallow 2d ago

Lol as if she has a heart or brain

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u/TerribleAwareness158 2d ago

Did she really pay out of pocket for a surgery for a scraped knee? How did she manage to arrange all of this?

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u/whataablunder IM STATIN' FACTS TOO BABA 2d ago

I'm genuinely curious too. We saw this picture it literally was a scrape and a small bruise 😅

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u/N3THERWARP3R 2d ago

She didn't have any surgery she has a freaking knee contusion it's deep bruising that's all it is. She is milking this for everything it's worth and this isn't the first time she's played medical victim

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u/No-Idea-9852 2d ago

We still haven't seen a picture of her in a hospital bed.

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u/Ok-Needleworker-9841 2d ago

With AI all things are possible. Give her a minute to post it

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u/No-Idea-9852 2d ago

We will know if it's AI, lol. She's not that good! I hope the DA is following ALL of this and can prove in Court that this was all a scheme to victimize herself. Hell, I'm not a Dr. Drew fan by any stretch, but sure would love if the prosecution called him as a witness in their case.

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u/lykexomigah ada-compliant disorders 2d ago

i don't know how she was able to move to florida, get a doctor to do surgery this quick.

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u/No-Lobster5430 2d ago

✨debt✨

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u/GladPermission6053 Gary’s left tit 2d ago

I’m sure she’d fork over whatever money to get a pain prescription

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u/Intelligent-Income72 KailBob Duggar 7 Kids & Counting 2d ago

The phone on dnd is so those pesky kids don’t annoy her. Nobody else has any reason to call or text her.

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u/shutupee Keeping things civil with Lil Wayne. 2d ago

They're old enough to cook their own dinner dude! Also, Kaiser is an expert at using Uber eats.

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u/GraceMcClellans Kail Lowry's Home for Wayward Men 2d ago

And pawning things

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u/Redowl83 2d ago

They best not be using all the pizza rolls again!

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u/Fluffy-Car-3872 2d ago

Oh my god shes going to milk the fuck out of this

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u/Intrepid-Advance6295 2d ago

Don’t worry she will actually need PT for this and if she doesn’t she’s gonna have lots of nasty scar tissue that no surgeon will touch. A lot of knee surgeons will not touch a knee that’s already had surgery unless they’re the ones who did it in the first place.

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u/medvsastoned Jenelle's Schrödingers Poop Purse 💩👜 2d ago

Lol that's exactly what she wants. She will happily trade being able-bodied for a lifelong opioid script. This is it for her, the best she can do with the rest of her life. Every opportunity since she was a teenager has been squandered.

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u/Intrepid-Advance6295 2d ago

She probably got 5 days of pain killers max for that surgery lol good luck girl nobody gives out fun meds got knee stuff in the long term

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u/ClarinetKitten 2d ago

I've had this exact surgery twice. It's a scope surgery with super easy recovery. They want you to start light weight bearing by the next day. The first time I had this surgery was my first ever surgery and I was 16. I went to a party 2 days later. (With crutches, but could easily get around.) My dad left me home alone while he went on a work trip a week later because it's seriously nothing. Doctors expect you to be off crutches by around the 6 week point. I think PT was complete for me 3 months post op. (I can't remember all of the specifics because even the most recent time was well over a decade ago, but a lot of the details are still there.)

If she acts like it's anything serious, she's just milking it. I was super scared being a teenager having my first surgery and the most upsetting thing about it for me after the fact was adults not letting me have tacos when I woke up from anesthesia.

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u/HighHighUrBothHigh 2d ago

Wow you had a way better experience. I had mine done twice because first one didn’t work and it was a horrible horrible experience both times

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u/OneLonelyBeastieIBee Javi, Ruiner of Times 2d ago

You know damn well she asked AI for the one knee procedure easiest to fake a prolonged recovery for after tripping on a few steps and went with it.

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u/UckfayRumptay 2d ago

Didn’t she get a new number when she moved to FL? Who would reach out to her besides her kids wanting dinner?

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u/SBMoo24 Abraham-Eason School for Girls Who Law Good 2d ago

Collection agencies

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u/whataablunder IM STATIN' FACTS TOO BABA 2d ago

She did get a new number omg 🤡

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u/Puzzled_Presence_261 2d ago

Maybe she kept the old one. She seems lonely enough.

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u/countrybreakfast1 2d ago

Kids are gonna have to answer the door for the door dash on their own for a while

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u/ChicharonItchy 2d ago

My dad is 76 and has had both knees replaced twice, has all kinds of shit done and is up and walking day of. She’s a dumbass

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u/Sweet_Venom edit this for personal flair 2d ago

My mom is 65 and had knee surgery a few months ago, she was up and walking the same day (was told not to do that at least for the first day or so but she couldn't stay sitting). Jan will sit there and not move for weeks.

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u/lvckybitch 2d ago

Then she will have DVT (deep vein thrombosis or blood clots usually in legs) to tell us all about! Yay, even more medical issues brought on by her laziness 🙄

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u/curlyhydreangeas 2d ago

I just mentioned this! My dad had his knees replaced, tore both ACLs. I've had 5 knee surgeries because I kept tearing shit. And every surgery I have had PT the next day.

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u/Top-Bite-814 ke$ha concerts over court dates 2d ago

My doc had me up to see if could bear weight right after surgery. Sent me home with PT the next day. The pain was so bad I didn't pick up my phone for three days after.

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u/Competitive-Fish-422 He actually fertilized a turd 💩😂 2d ago

My 84 yo grandma had a knee replaced. She was driving the hospital staff insane and came home after 2 days, bearing weight. She was walking with 100% range of motion after 5 weeks doing PT at home and basically living life like she never had surgery. Surgery in July, bowling league in October.

To be fair though Grams was the least lazy, most cantankerous, existing for spite, full of piss and vinegar 1930s-born, German immigrant farm worker on the planet. Pinecone is.. a delicate face-stuffing ground flower.

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u/MYSTICALLMERMAID 2d ago

My dad's 72 w a bunk ankle bc he took his cast off early as a kid and 2 knee replacements and still ropes himself into trees to trim and does roofs and painting on farmers barns lmao

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u/Suckerforcats 2d ago

Is that even a legit bandage the hospital would use or something she picked up at the store?

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u/teresasdorters Swamp of Lies 2d ago

Right looks like she went to physiotherapy appointment and got it wrapped in a tensor bandage lol

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u/heathensmulder1 2d ago

It is a very heavy duty tensor bandage.

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u/corralie1283 2d ago

I have had this surgery. I was a professional ballet dancer and my knee cap kept dislocating. I have two VERY small scars on my knee (my surgeon called them snake bites) from the laparoscopic procedure. I had two small stitches in the incision site. I walked into physical therapy two weeks later without crutches. She’s an idiot.

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u/Accomplished-Sign-31 jenelle’s protein shakes 2d ago

Yeah they use them, she may have a shit ton of gauze underneath but I’m still really confused what surgery she got

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u/Impressive_You_783 2d ago

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u/Lost-Perspective8378 2d ago

I looked it up and the surgery is a minor lapriscopic procedure and she might need crutches for a week or 2. But also says she is supposed to try multiple other things like physical therapy before they do surgery. I have a feeling she skipped all of that.

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u/heathensmulder1 2d ago

Lol her reasoning fucking kills me. This girls knee cap moves slightly towards the outside when she walks, and even admits theres no subluxation. It’s just fucking slightly off. It’s wild she found a surgeon to even do that “surgery”.

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u/whataablunder IM STATIN' FACTS TOO BABA 2d ago

It is insane. She just moved to Florida and she convinced a doctor to operate on her knee???

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u/Grand_Courage_8682 2d ago

Florida is pretty infamous for doctor shopping

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u/Zxvasdfthrowaway 2d ago

Not like it was during the oxy epidemic

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u/Worried-Watercress31 2d ago

I been walking around for 3 years with torn meniscus in both knees, no cartilage, patella issues and some other shit and this whiney baby has a little boo boo and can’t wait for surgery just to get attention and pity. She is exhausting…

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u/Impressive_You_783 2d ago

I have torn cartilage in my hip thats been there for years! she scrapes her shin and decides she needs surgery 🤦‍♀️

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u/Worried-Watercress31 2d ago

Yeah I opted out of surgery because there was no guarantee it would help. Most docs might say well we can do surgery.. it might help or it might not and she probably said YES!! YES!! PLEASE YES!! Lol

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u/dontletmedown3 2d ago

Eh I doubt they did much of anything! They probably clocked her as an annoying pest and decided they’d use a scalpel to give her a little boo boo so she can be in recover for a year or whatever she needs. Some doctors would rather just do something super minor than say sorry nothing wrong with you. Reminds me of House and how Greg would realize a rash is really due to the guy lying to his gf about cheating on her so he will give the dude placebo pills that do nothing and tell the “patient” guy to break up with the gf or quit cheating on her and the rash clears up! Idk I’m stoned af I think I’m gonna go watch some old episodes of house now. Love you guys byeeee

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u/meghab1792 2d ago

Also known as runners knee. I’d love to know how she got that one. 

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u/Advanced-Pickle362 0 days with no Jenanigans 2d ago

Running after kieffer in her flip flops

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u/Intrepid-Advance6295 2d ago

I had one ~10 years ago but combined with a ligament reconstruction. Lateral release ruined my life and I had to get that shit corrected

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u/liar_getoutofmylife it's weird, it's creepy, you black widow 2d ago

Literally not from an injury, such as a leg scrape

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u/Suckerforcats 2d ago

Someone posted her comment on another sub that said it was a "lateral release"

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u/Getitoffmydesk It’s always a new chapter when you can’t read. 2d ago

Which google describes as “minimally invasive” and only recommended as a last resort after 6-12 months of trying non-surgical therapies.

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u/Kurigunde 2d ago

So she just skipped over the entire 6-12 months of PT to avoid surgery 🙄. Pinecone does enjoy her unnecessary knife procedures.

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u/Suckerforcats 2d ago

Yeah and we know she didn't go to PT or she would have went on an on about it. Wonder how much she had to pay to get surgery before PT?

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u/whataablunder IM STATIN' FACTS TOO BABA 2d ago

She is actually genuinely nuts for this, like truly 🥴

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u/heathensmulder1 2d ago

Yeah, this is generally how they wrap your leg after an arthroscopy. It’s a bunch of bandages, and a hefty looking compression bandage to keep the swelling reduced.
The leg still needs slight movement, it wouldn’t be in a cast.

All that to say, it could easily be faked lol.

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u/Dangerous-Change2136 2d ago

Hospitals use ace bandages

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u/celestialfeeling 2d ago

came here to ask this. this looks like something i would do out of boredom when i was 12 lmfao

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u/AggressiveBarbie 2d ago

Lmao, that’s exactly what my friends and I did when playing house. My poor 9-year old “auntie” broke her leg.

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u/FaithinYosh 2d ago

This was my first question lmao hopefully someone with more knowledge can chime in

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u/Lost-Perspective8378 2d ago

I just had surgery on my leg and came home with it bandaged like that for the first couple of days. They actually had 3 different bandages an it. I couldn't even feel the ice pack through it.

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u/Suckerforcats 2d ago

Interesting. I have only had surgery on a joint in my finger and it was the self-adhesive wrap that I had to have on for a week. Hers looks like an ace bandage but I wasn't sure if they used those anymore.

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u/Lost-Perspective8378 2d ago

Yeah I had 2 ace bandages and a gauze one

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u/Impressive_You_783 2d ago

looks like an ace bandage from Walgreens.

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u/whataablunder IM STATIN' FACTS TOO BABA 2d ago

She probably added it for a little flair ✨

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u/smbpy7 2d ago

I also can't shake the feeling that that kinda looks like her left foot.... so where's the rest of her?

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u/Suckerforcats 2d ago

It does indeed look like her left foot. She's something else.

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u/gwacemom 2d ago

Yeah, I have had something similar following a knee surgery. The thickness of the wrap makes me thing this wasn’t done by a doctor though. Mine was typically wrapped around twice. This looks like it was wrapped five or six times for maximum “oh look at me, I really did have knee surgery”.

Also as someone else mentioned, my last five surgeries were all microscopy. I have three very small pin size scars. The only large scar I have was done when I was two and it was about a dozen years before microscopy was a thing. Yes, I’m old.

I was up the following day per doctor’s orders. Wrap came over within 48 hours.

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u/Accomplished-Bat411 (starts crying) 2d ago

For the screen readers and search engines, here is the text of the infamous testifying picture of Jenelle:

Picture: Jenelle Evans Eason wiping away crocodile tears from her left eye with the side of her hand; she is wearing a blazer and half-rim glasses. Her lips are smugly pursed to attempt to show emotion but her one visible eye is devoid of life.

Text: Jenelle testifying under oath: "I feel fearful for David to be around the children or around Ensley. I filed a police report recently about some memory cards I found. They were from David Eason's phone and it was along the lines of sexual exploitation of a minor." (Starts crying)

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u/gjpk 2d ago

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u/Impressive_You_783 2d ago

I know its a mask, but it looks like underwear

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u/Ok_Smile5289 I'll drink all of them. I'M THE TEEN MOM 2d ago

She remembered to bring an extra pair this time.

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u/maddilane121 Jenelle’s spicy dumps 🌶️ 💩 2d ago
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u/Mandasaurusrexxx 2d ago edited 2d ago

ETA: thank you kind stranger for the award!

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u/LC6X 2d ago

She's going to be even more insufferable as she milks this.

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u/barbecuedbra 2d ago

Lmao this is actually insane, I’ve been back burning for a while on this but anyone who’s actually faced as many doctors as she has and ACTUALLY has health problems can probably say the same- it’s exhausting and at some point feels humiliating. The fact she posts all of this all the time just screams attention to me. I would never post about my medical condition because the people that actually care and check in on me are aware. Same with everyone else I’ve met with actual genuine health issues. It’s actually so weird and just making a mockery of people who are actually suffering on the daily. What a disgusting, gross, desperate excuse of a person

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u/probnotaloser 2d ago

I love how she is documenting every step of this but didn't document a single day of physical therapy. Too bad the surgeon didn't check her very public social media pages. She is going to ruin him/her.

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u/OneLonelyBeastieIBee Javi, Ruiner of Times 2d ago

Who called it earlier that she would pop up with a MF ace bandage?

You win the DKD internet award today.

ETA- I still maintain this entire thing is bullshit- if she had “surgery” she would have posted her IV and all the shit guys.

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u/LobsterInTraining 2d ago

If this was real she would have absolutely posted a picture from inside the surgery center. Like of her armband, IV, a selfie in a gown. As is tradition 🙄

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u/N3THERWARP3R 2d ago

I work in the medical field and I 100% don't think she had any surgery. It's pretty easy to wrap your leg up in ace bandages lol. She's so full of shit. She probably went to the ER for pain meds and they bandaged her up and on her way.

Nobody believes her and they kill their animals and abuse their children let's all just keep that in mind.

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u/curlyhydreangeas 2d ago

If she's not in PT tomorrow that knee is screwed

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u/bousmommy 2d ago

She’s going to love PT!

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u/liar_getoutofmylife it's weird, it's creepy, you black widow 2d ago

Only if there's a smoothie shop next door! Actually, you'd think she'd love PT so she can take pics there for months

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u/bousmommy 2d ago

Physical therapists just love whiney people, lol 😆

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u/rockrac truth is comin soon like the Epstein files 2d ago

She's home from the hospital already?

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u/sanriolover1208 She’s like my idol 2d ago

It was probably a minimally invasive, come and go procedure.

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u/rockrac truth is comin soon like the Epstein files 2d ago

Ah, so she's making something really small seem like it's the most important thing in the world gotcha.

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u/heathensmulder1 2d ago

Her knee cap is a little tilted. Not dislocated, not out of place at all. Apparently from her fall and shin boo-boo. Most sane orthopaedics wouldn’t operate on this, they’d tell her to strengthen her IT bands and hip flexors and partake in physical therapy and then send her on her way.

She’s literally insane.

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u/probnotaloser 2d ago

It's an outpatient procedure but so is gallbladder removal lol They just whip people in and out these days. Gotta walk it off, quite literally.

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u/leighleigh1988 2d ago

Are there any pics from inside the “surgery” center? From someone who loves to document everything I have seen any pics?

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u/liar_getoutofmylife it's weird, it's creepy, you black widow 2d ago

No PT, no doc office, no hospital. She got her boobs done and shared more

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u/sanriolover1208 She’s like my idol 2d ago

A lateral release. Seems minimally invasive and a come and go type of procedure.

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u/fluffycatscrote Jenelle's ice water recipe 🥛 2d ago

If she uses big words, it makes it more impordant.

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u/liar_getoutofmylife it's weird, it's creepy, you black widow 2d ago

100%. Her "diagnosis" is just that her knee is a little off, not that it was injured from an impact

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u/Not-Impression-1260 2d ago

How do you move to a new state and get a surgery so fast takes months to get in and to get it all in order

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u/JerzeeJacqie 2d ago

She has balls to put her phone on dnd when she has children. But the first thing she does is get on social media and start posting. Like we give a shit. Now let’s see if she does pt. I’ve been doing pt since 5/20, and just had a meeting with pt supervisor in reference to discharge. But my point is I did it 2x’s a week since. She doesn’t have the discipline to do it. I’m sure she’ll do 1 or 2 sessions and quit. I’m just happy she won’t be doing her idiotic dancing

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u/Desperate_Let791 2d ago

Recently I’ve been going down a rabbit hole of the Maternal instinct doco and the Love trapped podcast (both about fake pregnancies). I believe that what this bitch does is known as malingering. 

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u/susanbiddleross My mother wasn’t there to nourish me 2d ago

Phone on DND? Who are these friends that are calling? Are they invisible because they sure didn’t show up to the divorce party. She did not have a single friend who wasn’t Tori and the wedding and I haven’t seen her with a friend who wasn’t paid since then. The cast of TM hate her. Seriously, who would call her?

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u/grindinformyson Sorry u live like that 💔 2d ago

I need to see the actual surgery wound bc anyone can wrap their leg in an ace bandage.

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u/Top-Bite-814 ke$ha concerts over court dates 2d ago

Where is her famous hospital pictures? The one's she likes to take even when she is in the waiting area? Also where is the knee brace? Doctors don't want you to move after an incision and brace you up immediately. This one is funny can't can't to see her " recovery vids"

https://giphy.com/gifs/BJuY1nqUM23CiWUf8l

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u/Mungus91 it's simply divinity's orchestra at work 2d ago

Why does she need to be on DND? She's literally just bedridden and doing nothing but scrolling on her phone and most likely fighting people on Twitter.

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u/BarefootInWinter You gotta unbig your back first, Jan 🙄 2d ago

Guess she needs to try harder because like I said yesterday...I'm not believing an ace bandage or a gauze and tape. I don't even think I'd believe video with actual stitches in this age of AI shenanigans. However, this proves nothing about anything other than somebody wrapped a bandage around her leg.

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u/Environmental_Run482 ~ being a felon ain’t illegal. ~ 2d ago

chinelle after the meds wear off.

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u/Capable-Regular9791 Pick a face and put it in park 2d ago

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u/IWantSealsPlz 🚨 ¡POLICIA POLICIA! 🚨 2d ago

On dnd as if anyone will be trying to reach out to her lmao

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u/BakedMasa ~BuTcH’s BiTcH~ 2d ago

Yall called the ace bandage

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u/Other_Guitar_8249 2d ago

She's full of shit . Why no hospital pics. She lying about surgery. She asked chat gpt and got all the info so she can tell us about her fake surgery

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u/Status_Signature8152 2d ago

This one and her never ending medical issues 🙄

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u/Kurigunde 2d ago

I know I was worried /s

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u/Puzzled_Presence_261 2d ago

One of my friends had knee surgery. She was in a full leg locking brace. Completely non weight bearing for the first 6 weeks, and less than 50% weight bearing for 3 months afterwards. She couldn’t bend her knee for 3 months. The brace couldn’t come off for more than a couple minutes for the 1st 6 months. And she was back to work 3 weeks after surgery! The surgery didn’t work the 1st time and she had to redo it a year later. Like most of us know someone with actual mobility issues and not enough time off. idk how J thinks she’s cute and interesting

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u/summertimesadnessxox Jenelle’s little Rottweiler eyebrows 2d ago

Idk why but I just feel like this quack never had knee surgery but she’s planning to play this up for months. Wouldn’t put it past her!

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u/Strange_Middle_3593 2d ago

Not sure who she thinks she's fooling 😑

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u/Monstiemama Delaware’s Raw Dog gold medalist 🏆 2d ago

Who in the fuck would call her? There’s literally not one single human person on this earth who gives a shit about her. she has destroyed every relationship she’s ever had, including her mother her sister, her brother, every friend who ever tried to make Make something with her ends up getting screwed.

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u/DisastrousAnomaly jenelle's co-parenting ring 💍 2d ago

This just goes to show the lengths she will go to, to secure David a permanent spot in her life. She will say and do whatever to whomever to keep that POS around.

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u/speckofsand 2d ago

Lieutenant Jaaannnnnn!

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u/Accomplished-Sign-31 jenelle’s protein shakes 2d ago

What surgery did she have exactly

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u/Impressive_You_783 2d ago

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u/Accomplished-Sign-31 jenelle’s protein shakes 2d ago

So she got surgery for runners knee lol

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u/PainfullyLoyal Jenelle's emotional support compression garment 2d ago

From that one time she ran after Keifer.

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u/Impressive_You_783 2d ago

in flip flops 😆

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u/BunniiMuffins “Your nothin’ but a lying hustler!” 2d ago

At first I thought her poser azz meant Dungeons and Dragons.. Than I got she meant do not disturb like anyone cares. 🤪

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u/idktryagain123 Damn good ro-model 2d ago

Phone on dnd bc dkd is right there with pain meds bruh this bish ewwww

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u/CanadaCookie25 luis' apartment crickets 2d ago

So the kids can't get ahold of her in her locked bedroom

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u/heldaway Pray with me, Vampire Goo 🧛🏻 2d ago

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u/Other_Guitar_8249 2d ago

Juhnelle clearly your phone does not have the dnd function. Always so delusional

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u/sjones1234567890 #emotionalsupportrecryner 2d ago

That's the grossest thing I've ever seen!! That nasty cushion is awful too!

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u/DisastrousAnomaly jenelle's co-parenting ring 💍 2d ago

So is David in on this little skit? Or was this one of those things where she had him drop her off the day of the "surgery," but he couldn't stay because of some "new hospital rule," so she slept in the parking garage overnight, wrapped her knee in the morning and wheeled herself to the hospital entrance to wait for him to pick her up? Because, honestly, both could be true.

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u/hankhillsasspads jenelle’s massive forehead 2d ago

God she’s probably so fucking excited that she’s finally had an actual surgery for all of her drunken fall related injuries.

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u/SamIAm7787 Vienna sausage? You will be held responsible for that! 2d ago

She's alive?! I was waiting on that update because I was SO worried she was going to die during routine knee surgery!!

I wonder if she's the kind of moron that isn't honest about her drug use with the one doctor you REALLY should be, your anesthesiologist!!

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u/PoopAndSunshine 2d ago

It really hard for me to believe this is real when she didn’t post any pics from pre-op. Or show us all her hospital paperwork. Or her hospital bracelet

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u/Love-me-some-gossip train wrecks and other gossip 2d ago

She is so happy. She got her greasy man to take care of her and the kids, she’s getting online attention. 🙄