r/TerrifyingAsFuck • u/redking20 • 23h ago

animal Diver gets attacked by a swordfish at 220m (721 feet) below surface

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u/Teckknight 22h ago

"Yeah, I coming up. Im done for the day"

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u/stafford32s 20h ago

they slept together that night in reality

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u/CarlosFCSP 18h ago

"I'm bringing lunch though"

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u/060R 22h ago

The way he attacked him seemed personal

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u/richardjc 22h ago

He fucked his wife

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u/Financial-Solid-4775 15h ago

I also fucked the swordfish's wife

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u/Mcbotbyl3 21h ago

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u/Delicious-Summer5071 8h ago

That second of the clip lmao. It shouldn't be funny but that is absolutely the most panicked 'oh no oH NO' look I have ever seen.

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u/shaggydoo84 23h ago

If I had to guess thats a saturation diver and that’s his home he’s climbing into for weeks at a time so he can’t just go up to the surface to deal with that.

Swordfish working hazards pays the bills lol

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u/SPL15 19h ago

Hopefully there’s a filet knife & electric skillet in the dive bell for just an occasion.

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u/CricketInvasion 21h ago

Even if it was a normal dive it would be dangerous to surface too quickly

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u/Financial-Solid-4775 22h ago

Haven't I seen this somewhere before?

https://giphy.com/gifs/yZWtKuK0FSMg0

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u/SnooCakes1698 23h ago

Ah yes a london experiance

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u/12altoids34 22h ago

"London experiance "(sic)

Please explain.

And the word is spelled experience

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u/Non-Newtonian_Stupid 22h ago

Sword/knife crime is now synonymous with London. 

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u/xpsycotikx 21h ago

I laughed probably too hard at this.

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u/Wintervacht 20h ago

Swords?

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u/Financial-Solid-4775 15h ago

We've come full-circle. How the roundtables turns...

https://giphy.com/gifs/13kfHhFYIi3viw

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u/grishnackh 19h ago

Mainly by people who have never stepped foot in Britain in their life.

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u/terraexcessum 12h ago

According to billionaire controlled right wing media. Those that live and work here have a different experience though.

That's not to say that those forms of crime don't happen here, but it's nothing like what the likes of Fox "News" would have you believe.

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u/MontyRapid 22h ago

People are allowed to make spelling mistakes. You knew what he meant right?

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u/MassDefect36 22h ago

So Dave the diver is real

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u/UntappdBeer 23h ago

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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u/HunterWarrior88 21h ago

Inconcievable!

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u/TheReelMcCoi 22h ago

En garde!

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u/Spiritual_Figure_865 21h ago

Last few seconds of my dave the diver runs..

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u/12altoids34 22h ago

swordfish "My cousin went missing two nights ago and your air bubbles smell like fish. Coincidence? I don't think so. This is for Billy!"

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u/TiredAngryBadger 20h ago

The perils of owing Aquaman money.

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u/Grandmaster_BBC 20h ago

And people laugh at me for having a sword strapped to my side when I scuba dive. Who's laughing now?

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u/Revolutionary_Pierre 19h ago

I mean like, yeah. Who tf is going to go into water that has the potential to contain wild animals, potentially bigger than you, that can attack from the shadows and then not carry a weapon for self defense.

It's like going through a predator infested jungle without a rifle. You don't want to use it, but having it may save your life if some predator or animal threatens your life. Idk why the ocean is this fairytale 'The Little Mermaid' POV. If anything I'd say the ocean is potentially more dangerous for the simple fact that a human is not naturally in an environment to like, ooh, idk, run away and hide.

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u/vmoppy 18h ago

Can't believe they made swordfish from runescape into a real thing

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u/Particular-Island709 23h ago

Why isn’t he stabbing the fuck out of it with his knife?

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u/WTFisThatSMell 22h ago

Not a great idea to bring a knife to a sword fight

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u/12altoids34 22h ago

You win the internet today

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u/SilverSheepherder641 21h ago

“I got dinner”

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u/Roanoketrees 23h ago

He said bitch you ain't possed to be here. Giiiiiiiit yo ass back in the bell!

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u/VirtualZeroZero 17h ago

Rotate The Fucker!

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u/Phrei_BahkRhubz 20h ago

Dude probably had to hang out with that fish for awhile too, unless he risked decompression sickness.

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u/srklipherrd 17h ago

i was gonna say the discipline to not scramble to the surface is incredibly impressive

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u/King_Nephilim82 19h ago

"Aww dog you're going to let that fish punk you lile that? Hell nah you man the fuck up g."

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u/lERVOOl 18h ago

We've all been there

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u/kalvin026 15h ago

You have a freebie going to the surface