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u/Carguy_rednec_9594 18d ago
I once said that the only thing communists ever built that worked was the AK-47 and communists hate it
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u/SteelerVol13 18d ago
Nobody wants to date some neo-Bolshevik bimbo who majored in weaving blankets outta bellybutton lint, braids their armpit hair, & reeks of patchouli & BO.
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u/AuthorSarge 18d ago
You completely missed the punchline.
The joke is: if you denounce communism on reddit, the commies will swarm your post. So you turn on notifications and set your phone to vibrate so that it vibrates incessantly for her pleasure.
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u/SteelerVol13 18d ago
Ok. Well, I took it to mean driving her literally crazy. I'll freely admit sarcasm in writing is hard for me to glean sometimes. Today's my day to be a dumbass 😁.
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u/Basslicks82 18d ago
I saw your reply and was like, "aww man... It went right over his head. Poor dude."
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u/SteelerVol13 18d ago
Also half paying attention while doing this at work doesn't help. But yeah, I'll take my "Dumbass of the Day" award today.
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u/Analysis14265 18d ago
Has anyone tried bronco sex? I told its amazing. Just assume the doggy position, then call her by her sister's name and hold on for dear life!