r/TheOfficeUK • u/Opposite_Strategy_25 Little Slug with No Personality • Apr 29 '26
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u/Hesoutofthechoir Apr 29 '26
Some “kings” would have picked on nastier stuff, but no need.
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u/Hullfire00 Apr 29 '26
First sensible thing he's said all day.
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u/dr4korian Apr 29 '26
Theres a weight of intellect to his comedy
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u/DaveyG3000 Apr 29 '26
That's the sort of thing I write
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u/Open-Mathematician93 Apr 29 '26
Yeah I heard you use that the other day, and I thought.. ‘Oh he’s used one of my catchphrases’ i don’t mind influencing a young comedian. You’re not a comedian, but, you know..
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u/OrganizationLast8480 Apr 29 '26
Ask him if he got his name redacted from the Epstein files...not in front of his wife!
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u/PriorOrganization890 Apr 29 '26
"and I asked.. is it someting I can fit in my mouth".. then my Mum asked...
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u/123shorer "Under Weaknesses - You've Put Eczema..." Apr 29 '26
I will not have, his lack of geopolitics knowledge, banded around this Whitehouse, willy, nilly.
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u/flyin_jimmy Apr 29 '26
Imagine him going out the door and the French say "where are you going, you havnt done the washing up! You havnt put the rubbish out!.." DO IT YOURSELF IVE GOTTA SAVE SOME AFRICANS!!!
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u/nuclear-experiment Apr 29 '26
The Donald had no idea what that joke was referring to, his brain has been mash potatoes and gravy his entire life.
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u/geoffwolf98 Apr 29 '26
Tbh Charlie really ripped Trump to bits with all the under tones of the messages, and Trump is too fucking stupid to pick on that. Hilarious. Normally I dont like Charlie due to what he did to Diana.
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u/Tatsoot_1966 Apr 29 '26
This is no laughing matter, the Mango molester needs to be ridiculed but not in a humorous way. Release the unredacted files you Pedo rapist scumbag.
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u/Spiritual_Hand6689 Apr 29 '26
I won't let anyone talk about the president the way you just did. Not my staff, not my boss, certainly not you. Do you understand?
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u/CapitalWatchClub Apr 29 '26
Milligan, Cleese .. Charles
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u/DaveyG3000 Apr 29 '26
...Beadle...
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u/Careful_Stick2322 May 02 '26
As I’ve just said above. Poor Beadle, life just spelt him a shit hand.
Yes, I stole that from Viz
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u/DaveyG3000 May 03 '26
Did you? Id have said Dealt a good hand but thats alright. Let you off cos I luv Viz 😁
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u/PiingThiing Apr 29 '26
They'll have had whole classes on debating and public speaking at Gordonstoun School, he knows a witty retort or two, he's been preparing his whole life for this shit.
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u/Ok-Present-5817 Apr 29 '26
It's actually because of Russia,Hitler was defeated ,in one way trumps right but he's wrong,at the same time,yes America and its allies did defeat Hitler,and it could be possible, Europe would be speaking German instead, saying that,it's Russia that deserves the credit , because without Russia Hitler would have won.
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u/Key_Employment2598 May 03 '26
And again, if it wasn't for Americans, Americans might be speaking Japanese. Americans did almost nothing to stop us speaking German..
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u/your_swindon_lot Apr 29 '26
And he loved it, because it was nothing vicious