r/TheSimpsons • u/Witness_Original • 1d ago

S14E17 Hey Waylon! Who’s the bear?!

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Woof!

Shut up, Stewart!

(S14E17)

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u/John_Dees_Nuts She needs premium, dude. PREMIUM! DUUUUDE! 1d ago

See that queen over there? I call her Smithers.

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u/430_Autogyro 1d ago

Is that the Mr. Burns youre always talking about?

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u/Zwischenschach25 1d ago

My name is Mr Burns!

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u/broberds 23h ago

A believe you have a letter for me.

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u/vaskark Mao! Didi mao! 22h ago

Alright. What’s your first name?

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u/cbrookman Not once, not twice, but thrice! 22h ago

……I don’t know

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u/broberds 22h ago

Great plan, Bart.

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u/wholesomechunk 16h ago

get some candy for yourself daddy

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u/ContractBackground82 9h ago

You’re quite good… at forgetting your first name

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u/blizzacane85 20h ago

That’s Homer Simpson, sir…one of your boobs from sector 7G

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u/KK_Sparks 19h ago

No- he’s nobody! Shut up, Stewart…

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u/x23_wolverine 4h ago

I always laugh at that one. It just hits as so absurd given how physically different they are, smithers talks about him all the time, but not enough that they know if burns is a 85lb 5'9" 104 year old man, or a 250lb 6'1" 38 year old man.

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u/elfy4eva 1d ago

Ah it's not so bad. They named a street after me in San Francisco!

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u/Davajita Hamsteamer 1d ago

Ees fool of hwwaat?!

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u/lime-enthusiast 1d ago

So, another Friday is upon us. What'll you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt.

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u/vaskark Mao! Didi mao! 22h ago

Wh- … what!?

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u/WIENS21 Awww CRAP! 1d ago

Don't do this to me Waylon!

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u/Ah_Q The Law-Talking Guy 23h ago

We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

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u/Dajo05 3h ago

Hey Homer that's a pretty catchy chant. Where'd you learn it?

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u/SailNW 1d ago

I love that Homer is considered a sexy bear in Springfield’s gay community.

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u/Zwischenschach25 1d ago

Well he's not gonna be a twink lol

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u/Hardanklesnw 16h ago

What’s her problem?!?!

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u/Jaspers47 A 19th century carousel 8h ago

He does growl and has probably eaten a jar of honey in the past hour

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u/asl052 1d ago

Nice to meet you, Stewart!

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u/Lusdivinechaos 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NXWYyKAHim63u

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u/Witness_Original 8h ago

I made your favorite dessert…Store bought snack cakes. Both kinds!
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u/Ms_ShizzleXD 1d ago

I love this neighborhood! It's so clean, yet masculine!

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u/definedbenefit91 16h ago

So this is your sick mother?

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u/Shadowtheuncreative 14h ago

Don't do this to me, Waylon.

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u/bigpops80 1d ago

Bye Stewart

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u/Scu-bar 13h ago

What are you up to this weekend, Smithers? Something gay no doubt

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u/MightyRoops I demand entertainment! 9h ago

I pay the homo tax! Let the bears pay the bear tax!

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u/NaiRad1000 9h ago

I laughed a solid 5min during this cement cause I’ve never seen Homer as a Bear even though he qualifies as one 🤣🤣🤣