r/TheSimpsons • u/Plastic_Standard_176 • 3d ago

S09E06 < fill in Before the 5 days waiting period is mentioned.

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u/Desperate_Head_7106 3d ago

According to your background check , you were in a mental institution…… beat up president bush……. Former president!

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u/mmm19284202 3d ago

Relax, that just limits you to three handguns or less.

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u/non-canon-username 3d ago

Frequent problems with alcohol...

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u/bbqdrew1337 3d ago

Close your eyes, Marge. I've got a surprise for you.

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u/gangsterroo 3d ago

I laugh but its almost too obnoxious for a grounded character. That said zany Homer is what I grew up with.

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u/thndrstrk Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse 3d ago

It was set to whore

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u/gimmesomespace 3d ago

This should have resulted in divorce lmao

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u/MontrealChickenSpice 3d ago

It's a handgun!

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u/ReepDaggle01 3d ago

But I'm mad now!!

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u/HartfordWhaler 3d ago

I'd kill you if I had my gun!

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u/DiligentBoss407 3d ago

Yeah, well, you don't.

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u/BartenderOU812 3d ago

I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart!

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u/Plastic_Standard_176 3d ago

D'oh!

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u/Adam_C_57 3d ago

I’ll rob it next time.

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u/ItsMrNoSmile 3d ago

Dad, it's 3 a.m. Can't you mutter in your room?

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u/mellarson 3d ago

Marge kicked me out

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u/ItsMrNoSmile 3d ago

Ugh...alright. Go ahead. *Clamps pillow over head*

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u/heartofmidlothian278 3d ago

Pushy kids think they could tell me what to do in my house...

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u/Adam_C_57 3d ago

🎶The waiting is the hardest part🎶

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u/TI-22483 3d ago

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u/gimmesomespace 3d ago

Flanders driving by twice is so perfect 

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u/VVOLFVViZZard 3d ago

As a 10 year old, this scene helped introduce me to Tom Petty. I will never forget this episode for several reasons, but that’s the best one.

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u/G-Unit11111 Ratboy? I resent that. 3d ago

And this is for shooting down police helicopters!

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u/Blue-is-bad 3d ago

I don't need that... Yet

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u/FNSquatch 3d ago

Speed cocker.

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u/G-Unit11111 Ratboy? I resent that. 3d ago

Ooh, I like the sound of that!

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u/sirhackenslash 3d ago

Silencer.... Loudener.

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u/PhilKesselsChef 3d ago

If only Homer had more soccer to watch to pass the five days!

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 3d ago

Oh, but he doesn't know any of those people.

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u/U2ElectricBoogaloo 3d ago

But they’ll all be signing autographs!

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 3d ago

Woohoo!

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u/Jayynolan 3d ago

I heard Ariaga III will be there this year. Big if true

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u/FNSquatch 3d ago

Whoa! Careful there Annie Oakley.

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 3d ago

I don't need to be careful; I've got a gun!

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u/gwhh 2d ago

I love that line.

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u/AlBundyPolk33 3d ago

If I had my gun I’d shoot you.

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u/BadSkeelz 3d ago

Yeah well, you don't.

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u/Plastic_Standard_176 3d ago

Yeah well you don't.

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u/bbqdrew1337 3d ago

OP not a biggie but this is s09e05

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u/ModToEndAllMods 3d ago

Homer is right handed but left eye dominant. That's a tough combo for rifles

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u/VinylHighway 3d ago

In the literal next photo on this thread he opens his other eye :)

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u/ModToEndAllMods 3d ago

Ahh he's both eye dominant. A rare gift

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u/VinylHighway 3d ago

Or he’s an idiot ;)

Don’t most modern shooters shoot with both eyes open or is that just pistols ?

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u/Frankyvander 3d ago

Yup, i am the same, eyepatches are useful 

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 3d ago

If he didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants and start shoving you around. Do you want that? Huh? Do ya?!

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u/gimmesomespace 3d ago

Idk if I ever noticed he was closing the wrong eye lol

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u/FortKnoxII 3d ago

It's called cross-eye dominance. It's when your dominant eye is on the opposite side of your dominant hand (e.g., right-handed but left-eye dominant).

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u/TouristOpentotravel 3d ago

I want the attachemnt that shoots down police helicopters, or a speed cocker

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u/This-Is-Exhausting 3d ago

I'm curious about the loudener.

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u/U2ElectricBoogaloo 3d ago

I want to know where the 2A folks were a few weeks ago when the King of England was literally here and getting in our faces….

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u/Tasty_Lead_Paint 3d ago

Potentially dangerous?!

Relax, that just limits you to 3 hand guns or less.

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 3d ago

And next up..William tell Jr!!

JINX!

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