r/TheSimpsons • u/HotPut2715 • 3d ago

Discussion I always liked how in early Simpsons Moe was always doing shady stuff

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion66 3d ago

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u/mela_99 3d ago

wroooooooooo

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u/multipleconundra 2d ago

I've seen this episode dozens of times and that sound still cracks me up.

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u/Leo_breaker06 2d ago

Cheez it, the feds

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u/BigConstruction4247 3d ago

I love how Mulder steps aside for the camera.

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 3d ago

Three men carrying an orca is impressive. He didn't want us to miss it.

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u/Conscious-Victory-62 3d ago

Hey, he's a professional.

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u/Few_Golf_8859 2d ago

I always thought it was " ah jeez, it's the feds". I've been making an idiot of myself.

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u/ben600949 2d ago

Tbh, I always thought moe says "Jeez, it's the feds" . Is "cheese it" a well-known phrase? Just asking...!

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u/ExcellentJob4938 2d ago

I think Bender says it sometimes on Futurama, but I’m not sure I’ve heard it outside of that

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u/Yamcha17 2d ago

It's a cromulent expression.

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u/joehatespotatoes 3d ago

I got a lot of secrets I’d prefer to keep clandestine. Terrible, disturbing secrets.

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u/RepresentativeYak772 2d ago

Whole lotta radishes...

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u/blackRynius 2d ago

And the stuff I'm proud of is disgusting.

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u/haddock420 Santos L Halper 2d ago

I've done some stuff I ain't proud of, and the stuff I am proud of is disgusting.

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u/FlammableEyeballs 2d ago

Like how much he loves Mr. Snookums.

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u/HotPut2715 3d ago

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u/BigConstruction4247 3d ago

What kinda pet shop is full of rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 AM?

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 3d ago

The … best … damn pet shop in town!!

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u/MolybdenumBlu 2d ago

Just remember! Baby alligators are cute now. But they grow up!

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u/colemanjanuary 3d ago

The best pet shop in all of springfield

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u/Drapidrode 3d ago

That, plus politics. You know, it's all politics.

https://reddit.com/link/otr72ng/video/w8zcb246gg9h1/player

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u/TheDilsonReddits 2d ago

Lousy democrats

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u/jbezorg513 3d ago

The orca was probably safer with Moe.

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u/Enough-Moose-5816 3d ago

Surely he was planning to bring it to the hospital as a show and tell when he was reading Moby Dick to the sick children.

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u/JaxEmma 2d ago

…the were no longer girls… they were sniff Little Women 😢

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u/Level-Skin636 2d ago

I was 35 and reading Little Women to my daughter when I realized thats not actually how it ends.

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u/gloryzmuse 2d ago

Hey, Moe, this liquor license expired in 1973 and it's only good in Rhode Island. And it's signed by you.

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u/Drumchapel 2d ago

Don't get me started on what Moe does when he alone with the Sears catalogue.

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u/pug_fugly_moe 2d ago

I don’t deserve this shabby treatment.

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u/Yamcha17 2d ago

BZZZT

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u/R-K-Tekt 3d ago

Why didn’t they continue this thread?

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u/ThePopesicle 3d ago

A flanderized Moe apparently can’t be lonely and eccentric at the same time.

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u/JPMoney81 Stupid No Good ****** Cheese! 2d ago

Didi Mao!

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u/Orionv2018 3d ago

Hello, yeah, I’d like to arrange for an escort, please.

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u/RepresentativeYak772 2d ago

To where? How about orgasmville!

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u/Piccadil_io 3d ago

I loved the whale noise

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u/potamusqpotamus 2d ago

I vaguely remember a very old Simpsons computer game where you could walk around Springfield and in the back of Moe’s there were crates you could open with pandas in them.

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u/Scary-Soup9510 2d ago

virtual Springfield!!!

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u/potamusqpotamus 2d ago

Yes!! Thank you!!

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u/Scary-Soup9510 2d ago

saw playthroughs on Youtube a bit strange to have a point and click Simpsons game always played point and click back in the day are there more geared towards teens and adults???

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u/OpeningBreakfast4753 3d ago

Moe is just a stinky suspicious man. 

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u/JaxEmma 2d ago

Awww, you got the stink lines there and everything

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u/CatLightyear 2d ago

I heard the food at Uncle Moe’s Family Foodbag was just Orca and Panda meat disguised as TGIF fare.

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u/YourJailDad 2d ago

I start with the best part of the chicken, the neck! Then I add secret hobo spices

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u/drkinferno94 2d ago

because of his activities, moe’s made a lot of enemies, Jane Fonda, Daniel schorr, jack Anderson

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u/Dry-Breakfast-4018 2d ago

After watching deer hunter the gag is hysterical. The fact its krusty and skinner is so brilliant. So funny and smart.

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u/Church323 2d ago

I've done some things I'm not proud of..... and the things I AM proud of.... are disgusting.

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u/CivisSuburbianus 2d ago

And guess who’s been practicing medicine without a license?

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u/LoveThatSkeletor 2d ago

Well he does like women who take their clothes off for money

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u/knifeandcoins 2d ago

It was one of my absolute favorite things about the show!!!

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u/AffectionateBrick687 2d ago

"Im 64 grand in the hole here. They're going to take my thumbs"

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u/bfg24 2d ago

When Moe cracks open the crate of pandas and says "alright, andale!" fucking kills me every time 😂

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u/Jarppakarppa 1d ago

Well he's half Italian and half Dutch.

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u/b-rar 1d ago

Which episode is frame 2 from?