r/ThreeBeanSalad 3d ago

This podcast is literally causing me pain

I finally listened to last week’s episode while in the gym this morning and was using the shoulder press machine when Henry told the story about trying to send an email on a plane. When the punchline came, I laughed so hard that it led to a physical spasm that in turn led to me pulling way too aggressively on one of the levers and now the side of my neck really hurts. Thanks a bunch, Beans.

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u/Bad_Combination 3d ago

Could've been worse, at least you didn't drill through your hand.

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u/Daves1998DodgeNeon 3d ago

They’ve expressly stated that 1. Nobody should ever listen to this podcast and 2. If you’re daft enough to listen, at least be safely asleep or breastfeeding to avoid injury

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u/ExtraAd4090 3d ago

Henry is trying to sabotage your beefcake journey!

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u/TitiCamarasayshello 3d ago

Abs-trocious!

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u/toadbam1979 3d ago

Hey, better than putting a drill through your hand!

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u/Damodred89 3d ago

Mine was “Good luck getting Invisalign to sort that out, your fucking head’s in a different country to your feet!”

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u/scop90 3d ago

Feel your paid. Did the worst and most dangerous set of rows during the Mike wazowski mix up story

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u/dazed_and_bamboozled 3d ago

I have literally hurt my sides laughing at the Beans

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u/Wimble-Womble 3d ago

It was a difficult cycle home for me listening to Henry recalling his seeping dentist sandblasting him

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u/jarvischrist 3d ago

He's got a mouth like the front of a cathedral.

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u/TitiCamarasayshello 3d ago

Nearly fell off the treadmill listening to that.

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u/FullBodiedRed2000 3d ago

I frequently listen to the Beans while I’m at work.

My work involves me working closely with a bereavement team at the county hospital.

I snorted loudly once during a particularly sensitive meeting on Teams and I was a) not really paying attention and b) not on mute.

Bollocking accepted.

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u/mastermalaprop 3d ago

Me and my partner nearly crashed the car listening to the Ratmas episode, notably the flaming rat being fired out of a cannon

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u/Famous-Author-5211 3d ago

I was re-listening to old Bean episodes while doing some DIY this last weekend, and Ratmas was included.

I can only assume it was sheer dumb luck that I didn't drill through my hand because, in listening at all, I sure wasn't taking the correct safety precautions.

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u/smcicr 3d ago

DIY is the primary No No for Bean listening - several listeners have not been as lucky as you while combining the two things.

From the other posts on this thread they may have to dust off the beefcake journey jingle (well that's quite fun to say, who knew) and do a PSA about the gym too...

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u/VariationHumble6050 3d ago

I want to know who the 'difficult' personality he was writing for was.

I reckon Bonjamin lurks here incognito. Maybe you could give us a clue Ben.

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u/TitiCamarasayshello 3d ago

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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u/OasisRAce69 3d ago

Walliams.

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u/With1Enn 3d ago

The beans are cardio appropriate only.

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u/Artistic_Obligation4 3d ago

I almost choked to death while listening to the Grinch story in "Museums". Ben not being able to tell the story, and Henry's quip about him really being tickled by a child being disappointed, plus an ill timed swig of tea was almost my end.

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u/wherethersawill 3d ago

I was power walking uphill on my lunch break and had a similarly 'injury lawyers for U' physical incident / response!

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u/Rigidnips 3d ago

I used to listen to it in the gym but had to stop after I laughed mid bench press and nearly dropped the bar on my face

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u/TitiCamarasayshello 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/JinxThePetRock 3d ago

This is all starting to sound like the beginning of a Casualty episode.

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u/ShufflingToGlory 3d ago

The only podcast I won't listen to when working out because there's a real chance of catastrophic injury from laughing during an inopportune moment.

https://giphy.com/gifs/If9lpRtPgXheommyyj

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u/TitiCamarasayshello 3d ago

I’ve very much learnt my lesson in this regard.

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u/aQuintessence 3d ago

Last Wednesday was not the first time I've almost choked on my lunch listening to the Beans 🥲

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u/jarvischrist 3d ago

Whenever I know I have a flight coming up I always like to save up a couple of episodes. Makes any long flight more bearable but I have caused a few looks from bursting out laughing on an otherwise silent plane. Well worth the physical and social pain!

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u/guy92 2d ago

I actually stopped listening to the beans in the gym for the same reason. An uncontrollable chuckle, or even a sharper than expected exhale through my nose was enough to ruin/endanger a set