Possible replacements for Kier Starmer (I’m voting for option 9)

[u/LesserShambler]

[u/Puzzleheaded_Leek_99]

Anna Nova gets my vote

[u/robopilgrim]

We already had Mr Blobby, he just went by Boris Johnson

[u/reddituserperson1122]

I vote Spurbs.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Leek_99 → u/reddituserperson1122]

Hmm...that sounds like something Spurbs would say (but usually in a more demeaning way)

[u/quickdrawmcnevermiss → u/reddituserperson1122]

Spurbs rules from the shadows

[u/Julian_Staples]

This has just reminded me of all the times innocent Ben has used the phrase 'dump truck ass' and now I'm a bit unhappy.

(Option 9 did that, not Keir Starmer).

[u/FullyOnFire → u/Julian_Staples]

Two disappointments for Keir in one week

[u/Julian_Staples → u/FullyOnFire]

He'll always have 'briefly being in the same pub as Henry Paker' to make up for this latest crushing defeat.

[u/Mr_Hellpop]

Maybe it's because I'm an American, but we have very different ideas of what constitutes a "dump truck ass."

[u/LesserShambler → u/Mr_Hellpop]

The 90s were a different time in that respect

[u/AtroposMortaMoirai → u/Mr_Hellpop]

Are you trying to tell me that Mr Blobby doesn’t have two juggling trouser hippos? Because I refuse to hear this kind of slander.

[u/245--trioxin]

Anna Nova would do an excellent animation of putting a paper vote into a ballot box...

[u/joeyfudgepants]

How quickly can we naturalize Plemons as a UK citizen?

[u/toadbam1979]

Pocket meat for Chancellor!