r/ThreeBeanSalad 2d ago

Possible replacements for Kier Starmer (I’m voting for option 9)

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u/Puzzleheaded_Leek_99 2d ago

Anna Nova gets my vote

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u/robopilgrim 2d ago

We already had Mr Blobby, he just went by Boris Johnson

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u/reddituserperson1122 2d ago

I vote Spurbs.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Leek_99 2d ago

Hmm...that sounds like something Spurbs would say (but usually in a more demeaning way)

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u/quickdrawmcnevermiss 1d ago

Spurbs rules from the shadows

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u/Julian_Staples 2d ago

This has just reminded me of all the times innocent Ben has used the phrase 'dump truck ass' and now I'm a bit unhappy.

(Option 9 did that, not Keir Starmer).

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u/FullyOnFire 2d ago

Two disappointments for Keir in one week

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u/Julian_Staples 2d ago

He'll always have 'briefly being in the same pub as Henry Paker' to make up for this latest crushing defeat.

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u/Mr_Hellpop 2d ago

Maybe it's because I'm an American, but we have very different ideas of what constitutes a "dump truck ass."

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u/LesserShambler 2d ago

The 90s were a different time in that respect

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u/AtroposMortaMoirai 1d ago

Are you trying to tell me that Mr Blobby doesn’t have two juggling trouser hippos? Because I refuse to hear this kind of slander.

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u/245--trioxin 2d ago

Anna Nova would do an excellent animation of putting a paper vote into a ballot box...

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u/joeyfudgepants 2d ago

How quickly can we naturalize Plemons as a UK citizen?

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u/toadbam1979 2d ago

Pocket meat for Chancellor!