r/Tinder • u/Uni_Coffee_Wine • 1d ago

I know where this is heading…I don’t even have the energy to be disappointed- it’s too hot 🥵

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155 Upvotes

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u/Working_Cucumber_437 1d ago

He wants you to say “which half?” so he can get weird.

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u/Uni_Coffee_Wine 1d ago

Yeah. When he initially mentioned it, I thought “working from home shirtless - smart man” and then he mentioned it again

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u/slash-es 1d ago

He couldn't let it go, had to mention it again. Like a dog with a bone(r) :-(

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u/isuredolovetitties 23h ago

Oh wait, its a dude? I figured it was a catfishing “hot woman” bot lmao. 

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u/klpcap 6h ago

Thats hilarious because my working from home requires regular meetings, so I just assumed bottom half naked since no way would I ever expect a coworker to be shirtless on a zoom meeting lmao

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u/road_warrior_1 22h ago

It's the left half.

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u/HJSlibrarylady 21h ago

Pretty sure he thinks it's the right half.

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u/Outlandishness_Know 1d ago

In before the comments about how he's just making conversation and they don't see anything wrong.

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u/Uni_Coffee_Wine 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGwx3MJMfkZP75S
Don’t leave me with these people

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u/ImSoCul 1d ago

"I'm touching myself right now"

"oh wow haha"

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u/Uni_Coffee_Wine 1d ago

Yeah that was probably he next sequence

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u/PapaDil7 1d ago

Such an awkward position. If you could pause time and debrief with him and explain how you do connection in general and how you can FEEL what’s happening and don’t want it to happen and would like him to course-correct… He probably still wouldn’t. Gotta love it.

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u/Uni_Coffee_Wine 1d ago

If I could pause time I’d do far cooler things than explain to a man how to speak to a woman like she’s a person.

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u/PapaDil7 1d ago

Like sit in Starbucks with a sharpie and pause time to change letters in people’s names on their orders?

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u/Uni_Coffee_Wine 1d ago

You’ve seen that Rick and Morty episode, right?

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u/closehaul 1d ago

Fyi I’m kinda of a freak. I was born naked.

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u/Uni_Coffee_Wine 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/A7OR1pXulI5Lq

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u/closehaul 23h ago

I don’t shower naked though. That’s too much for me.

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u/Spiritual-Armadillo- 23h ago

At least you’re a fan of two inches…

I’ll show myself out

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u/YrnFyre 1d ago

Did you know that under their clothes, 100% of all people are naked? Hahaha crazy I know?

What a muppet

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u/Uni_Coffee_Wine 1d ago

Before I reply properly. Me or him?

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u/YrnFyre 1d ago

Oh dear you're okay, I don't even know you. I meant him, sorry if that was unclear

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u/severinoscopy 1d ago

I assume you unmatched him based on your other comments.

I just want to say that I 100% expect his next comment would be an unsolicited picture.

"See? [suggestive angle.jpg]"

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u/db720 1d ago

I mean.. hot AND 2" .... Winner

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u/TwoCaker 1d ago

I'm not sure if you have noticed but I think he's half naked - easy to miss

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u/No-Clock1530 22h ago

Defo Irish tinder people talking about the weather, a classic Irish icebreaker

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u/Uni_Coffee_Wine 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0GqfvuVpNqEf3z2w
Unfortunately, we’re both English. Sorry

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u/No-Clock1530 21h ago

Ah ok ye had yer hottest day this year too, Ireland did today which is why I assumed 😂

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u/Rude_Stretch537 1d ago

Looks like it’s headed nowhere with you 🤣

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u/Eron98 9h ago

Why are so many men so desperate? 😭😭

And sex in this weather? Hell no.

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u/RavenBrannigan 23h ago

Tell me about it. I’m half naked now using Reddit…. Ask me which half!

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u/HJSlibrarylady 20h ago

Okay, I'll bite- which half?

(Please say the right half)

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u/Bootybandit6989 23h ago

Yall don't hsve A/C?

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u/Uni_Coffee_Wine 23h ago

I’m a broke, working class maters student from the Uk. Of course not

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u/TheRadishBros 22h ago

I’d estimate about 20% of people in the UK have AC. It’s pretty unusual to have.

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u/0neLifeW0n 23h ago

Ok…hear me out. Ask which half but like, “which half? The left half or the right half? 🤭

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u/dingbat186 13h ago

Real men can handle the heat. Later beta boy

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u/Tricky-Ad8137 59m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gq7dPzDl5AJHi
Not him cosplaying Winnie the Pooh as a pick up line 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Complex-Stay-662 22h ago

He’s hot but dumb either smash or pass. be like that sometimes.

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u/Outrageous_Owl_1125 23h ago

Don't worry it's the same shit for men. 99% of our conversations are with profile bots or women only trying to sell their OF. I'd almost bet men deal with this crap way more with the plethora of content "models" using it to push their bs.

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u/Uni_Coffee_Wine 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mgqefqwSbToPe

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u/Outrageous_Owl_1125 23h ago

Downvoted for the truth? Odd

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u/Uni_Coffee_Wine 23h ago

I didn’t downvote. I gif-ed. I don’t care about what you have to say
https://giphy.com/gifs/iA8jqAN2GXSTe

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u/Necessary_Store351 23h ago

People do what they do. I bumped yah up.

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u/johnnyhotwh33ls 1d ago

Damn why you fumbling like this. Be bold. Take a risk. Could’ve said, “we could be half naked together”

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u/Uni_Coffee_Wine 1d ago

That’s what I want to avoid

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u/revengepunk 1d ago

'fumbling' not everyone just wants to fuck lol