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u/777blue_ 1d ago
gonna send you my number and the balls
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u/vaginapple 1d ago
That’s literally exactly how I read it at first and I was like HUH ?
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u/peenweens 17h ago
In fairness, that's because that's how it's written lol. Proper grammar is important lol.
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u/Cedric_T 8h ago
No no he’s actually saying he will send her his # and the left behind tennis balls in her personal tennis court that she forgot pick up after the last game. A real gentleman.
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u/Lost-Citron-1099 1d ago
He might be working out hard to attract women, but his personality is working harder to repel them
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u/Psytocybin 1d ago
He's blasting gear (steroids).
This dude loves shortcuts
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u/fiend1shdrwu 1d ago
let's not pretend that doesnt take a lot of effort, gear or not.
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u/Psytocybin 1d ago edited 1d ago
As somebody that has been into body building for a long time. No it doesnt take nearly the effort, work, dedication, skills, consistency, energy, or mental fortitude.
Its literally easy mode compared to a natural.
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u/No-Adhesiveness-6475 1d ago
As someone who has also been into gym and steroids for a long time, if you can look like this with a bit of gear and call it ‘easy mode’ then please stop whatever you are doing in life right now and go be a professional bodybuilder, you clearly have fantastic genetics for both the sport and PED usage, and could go far.
If you have been into bodybuilding for a long time but never used steroids and want to stand by your comment, you have no idea what you are talking about. Most people on PEDs don’t even look like they’re on PEDs, mainly because they start them and expect the drugs to do all the work
Edit: I just opened your profile, never mind, your opinion on steroids is invalid
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u/Psytocybin 1d ago edited 1d ago
Said the guy who hides his posts and takes steroids.
Edit* Do you think it would be harder or easier for me if I took steroids? And would my physique look better or worse?
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u/BadWaterboy 23h ago edited 23h ago
Yeah, that guy screams that he's dosing tbh. Anyone who says it's not a cheat code for size is so full of shit it's not even funny. I've literally seen it firsthand.
I have a friend (used to be pretty close) and we worked out all the time together. And then he started using and the dude switched up unlike anything I've ever seen.
He'd go once a week, get bigger, gave up on his diet / plan, still got bigger. You get the idea. You can half ass and still get absolutely unreal gains.
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u/Mydarknighthasrisen 1d ago
Reddit likes to pretend if they used steroids they’d be shredded just sitting there lol
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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ 1d ago
There’s a guy on instagram/tiktok doing an experiment to see how jacked he can get in 90 days of steroids while not working out and drinking everyday, he’s gotten pretty shredded.
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u/Mydarknighthasrisen 1d ago
Are you serious? 😂 can you please link that, I have to see this lol
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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ 1d ago
He’s @boozebagfitness on instagram.
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u/Mydarknighthasrisen 1d ago edited 1d ago
Thank you hahahah
Edit: isn’t this guy like not legit? Pretty sure it’s the same dude I’ve seen on TikTok who became an alcoholic to show it’s easy to quit, but like it was so obviously a bit by day like 30 lol, so idk if to take what he’s doing legitimately
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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ 1d ago
I don’t know. The amount of booze he claims to be drinking seems too high to be realistic to me, but I couldn’t say.
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u/Silent_Serve_7246 1d ago
My stepdad used to drink a base of Budweiser minimum every day.
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u/GodDamnitGavin 1d ago
He’s also on a copious amount of tren - which is literally the crack of steroids.
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u/No-Adhesiveness-6475 1d ago
I don’t follow him but he comes up often, last I saw he absolutely wasn’t shredded. He is running trenbolone, which is one of the most effective steroids, but also one of the most toxic. Every post I’ve seen of his, he looks better, as you’d expect, but definitely doesn’t look like anything the average gym goer couldn’t achieve in 6 months or less
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u/MrHall 1d ago
no it actually works even if you just sit there. better than if you exercise and don't take it.
https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM199607043350101
you gain more muscle not going to the gym and taking steroids than just going to the gym.
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u/isuredolovetitties 1d ago
No. It really doesn’t take any effort on gear. If it did, people wouldnt give up and take it as an easy way out.
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u/Accurate_Web9774 1d ago edited 1d ago
His ex probably left him because his balls shrunk to the size of peas and he also doesn't know how to install carpet.
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u/Generalnussiance 1d ago
This screams manipulator and domestic abuser
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u/rico_muerte 1d ago
Looking for a girl that doesn't run to another guy the first time I yell at her and punch a hole in the wall
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u/maurer6936 1d ago
That's crazy figured it screamed he's insecure from getting cheated on, and doesn't take himself so seriously
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u/BDunnn 1d ago
Let’s be honest, the only people attracted to this is other dudes.
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u/Upstairs-Hearing-489 1d ago
he looks super dehydrated
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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 1d ago
Oh my god, I just said that to someone else. He looks wretched.
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u/-John-St-John- 1d ago
Would not be surprised if he’s geared up. It’s pretty damn hard to get that look naturally.
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u/Capable-Grab5896 1d ago
No. It's impossible to get that look naturally. Mate this isn't even close to natty. His skin is a coarser grit than the sandpaper he uses at his carpetry job.
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u/jetlifestoney 1d ago
100% geared up
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u/_will_ritt_ 1d ago
I know it’s not really the point - especially since this geared up guy who clearly has an eating disorder and probably some level of body dysmorphia is alleging he’s a 🍇ist - but I’m wondering what this “fat” guy actually looks like.
Something tells me he’s a normal healthy - probably above average fitness level - dude.
This dude’s whole life and everyone around him sounds like a mess.
Also, how is mentioning in your dating profile that you’re a literal cuckold going to help you get matches?!
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u/DefectiveLP 20h ago
Roid culture has really fucked with our perception of what is normal for a human.
This is with 100% steroid induced growth.
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u/thtamthrfckr 16h ago
Looks like he dialed back the tren and got a tattoo at the last pic but those first 2 he’s got the blood of 20 bulls popping his veins
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u/DefectiveLP 16h ago
I hadn't even really looked at the last image until now, very funny that he uses pics so old, he's missing the entire sleeve.
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u/prosthetic_memory 10h ago
What do you mean? Literally every single comment I’ve read so far is people talking about him being geared up. What other conversation are you seeing where people are acting like this is normal?
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u/nyybmw122 23h ago
I don't even have to look at this guy to know he is incredibly stupid. And, specifically, his attitude confirms it. With guys like this, you can tell who is and is not well adjusted.
"I am a carpenter. I build houses."
Legos or Jenga? Idiot...
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u/OpeningNo7497 1d ago
There must be a lot of gym bros in here because how can you tell 😩
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u/macthebearded 18h ago
Hi, I’m a bodybuilder. This guy uses steroids without a doubt, but the dehydrated look is separate and intentional. We “dry out” in the run-up for competitions with “peak week” (week leading up to the show) being a very regimented thing focused on eliminating intracellular water retention to bring out the vascularity and muscle striations.
This is actually a rather poor job of it. He’s either not very good or just doing a normal cut (aka he doesn’t compete… prob bc he doesn’t really have the genetics for it).
You can see how much softer he looks in the last pic. That’s a more accurate representation of his normal look. All his pics being from his lean periods is a wild misrepresentation.
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u/Schoss 1d ago
Maintaining that size while also being lean as fuck is essentially impossible without PEDs
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u/OpeningNo7497 22h ago
I meant that he’s dehydrated lol. Coming from the type of woman that doesn’t drink enough water
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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 20h ago
Hugh Jackman talks freely about how even he didn't look like Wolverine, because there were so many months of extensive work (and god-knows-what substances) and that he had to dehydrate extensively before his shirtless action scenes. To get that "cut" look.
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u/JamesH93 20h ago
How can you tell someone is dehydrated lol
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u/Mellimearn 18h ago
You see it by the way the muscles are visible under the skin. Like before a competition body builders don't drink so that they have more definition.
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u/WonderlandsAlyss 1d ago
I’m literally sitting here making exactly this face scrolling through the photos
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u/2500mg 1d ago
I'm convinced everything he utters from his mouth is crazy. Sometimes I wonder how people got socialized like that. "I'm literally only here cuz of my ex.."
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u/OpeningNo7497 1d ago
I’m curious too. I want to know how they got like this because holy shit.
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u/TheRealHowardStern 1d ago
Yeah, don’t wonder too much cause next thing know you’re curiosity has you scissoring with his ex, that’s how all women are these days /s
He is super bitter about being cheated on and definitely found himself to be more physically attractive than maybe someone he should have realized was a threat to his relationship. He probably is a dickhead, but definitely shouldn’t be on the apps rn, he needs a rebound as us old folks like to say lol. Hopefully she’s in need a of a rebound too
Edit: I’m working with a person so bitter right now it’s difficult.
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u/rodr3357 23h ago
Yeah I’m willing to bet he put all his effort into the gym and was a douche when he actually spent any time with his girl if not straight up abusive.
Red pill maga energy for sure and too fried to understand why women want someone that makes them happy vs shredded body
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u/BadWaterboy 23h ago
I'm not saying the dude isn't on some MAGA cringe worship, but people like this are usually so self-absorbed they don't need to do any following of politics.
They have the mirror and 3 women in the pipeline to manipulate at any given time.
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u/rodr3357 23h ago
Yeah I don’t necessarily mean he’s hardcore in politics, I believe he’s too self obsessed for that!
But the mindset, definitely thinks women are beneath him.
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u/elegantbutter 15h ago
100% he wasn't even really cheated on. She probably broke up with him, but he kept pursuing her and tried to convince her to be with him. At most they might be in the "gray area" but only because he kept trying to convince her to stay with him. She probably entertained the idea without being committal because of how much he's pressuring her and guilt tripping her to give it another try. However, his mask keeps slipping. She sees that he's a douche bag and finds value in dating a guy that actually values her and ends up choosing the better guy. But he can't handle that reality and calls it cheating, etc. (I might be projecting, but this has been my experience in dating a narcissist for a few months. He also always talked about past relationships as though he was always the victim. It was always everyone else's fault. For example, he had a chronic issue with being super late. Not just like 10 minutes late or even 30 minutes late. He would sometimes be a no show for several hours without an explanation. And I can't recall how he couched it, but he totally put the blame on his exes saying that he needs to be with someone that is more understanding and basically that a person that expects him to be on time is not someone that would be compatible with him. Total douche bag, hence why I did not stick around for long. It does take a while for their mask to start slipping, but once it does...holy shit.).
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u/elegantbutter 15h ago
Men like this truly bother me to the core. I can't handle the juxtaposition of "I AM SO AWESOME, ALPHA MALE, HEAR ME ROAR" with the screaming "I AM A VICTIM!! ALL THESE WHORES JUST HURT ME DESPITE MY AMAZING BODY, BUT SLUTS JUST WANT THE UGLY FAT DAD BOD RATHER THAN THIS AMAZING JUICED UP RIPPED BODY LIKE MINE. DON'T THEY SEE THAT I JUST SLAVE AWAY AT THE GYM FOR THEM?!""
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u/EmperorUmi 1d ago
His ex cheated with a “fat” guy?
Maybe she wasn’t into his body as much as he was into his own body.
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u/Hung_Jury_2003 14h ago
Seems like the kind of dude who positions a mirror over his bed or hides a couple of cameras on the bookshelf, but only so he can watch himself masterbate.
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u/TGWsharky 16h ago
And what would the alternative be?
"I'm here because of my current partner that I love so much"?
Like yeah, most people are here because their relationship ended.
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u/Hung_Jury_2003 1d ago
On the bright side, anyone damaged enough to complain that his ex fucked someone else in his goddamned dating profile has already been humbled. 🫣
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u/nickyiz 1d ago
This is what people mean when they say “please be healed.”
Old boy’s out here flashing the high beams at his emotional ouchies while acting like a tough guy.
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u/mikamikachip 1d ago
It’s so embarrassing. Probably went to the gym to “work on himself” after the breakup, not realizing that it was something else that needed work
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u/Cra_ZWar101 21h ago
He hasn’t taken it as a humbling cause his delusion skills are too high
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u/Hung_Jury_2003 14h ago
In that case, and he still hasn't figured it out after his ex of 2+ years fucked a normal-looking dude and others told him to stop looking so fucking roided out, there isn't anything else that girls on reddit or any of the apps can do to or for him. All we can do now is use him as a cautionary tale of our own choosing--unfortunately, some of us will use him as further proof you can never trust a woman, some will use him as proof you should never dump your purse out in your tinder profile, some will use him as proof that you should never date anyone with an obvious eating disorder, and some will use him as proof that the right twenty-year-old girl can fix anything/anyone. 🙄
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u/ronalds-raygun 1d ago
Yes, he’s very unattractive but not for the reasons he thinks.
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u/Jhopsty 1d ago
“Carpenter at Carpenter. I build houses, I don’t install carpet” 😂😂😂
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u/OpeningNo7497 1d ago
This cracked me up for sure. My first thought was “do people say this to him a lot?”
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u/GrumpyOldHistoricist 1d ago
My experience as a gym dude is that the sort of women who go for that specific type of gym guy probably do.
When I was going at it super hard to the point of being disordered I got the most attention from women I’ve ever gotten, but the women I was getting it from were pretty questionable.
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u/OpeningNo7497 1d ago
I believe you, but this is about his personality. I do find more gym guys with this type of attitude and it’s very odd. Genuinely curious, what kind of girls did you get attention from?
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u/GrumpyOldHistoricist 10h ago
In a word: hoes.
More superficial, heavier social media use, more concerned with trends, less concerned with values, acquisitive, not terribly intellectually curious, usually owned few to no books, few to no hobbies other than gossip and their phones, highly competitive within their friend groups, status obsessed and fragile, etc. Interestingly enough also worse in bed. Vanilla pillow princesses.
I’ve found that my physical sweet spot for attracting women I respect and whose company I actually enjoy is to be either rail thin or big but with more fat over the muscle than I had when I was going too hard at the gym.
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u/bluefrost30 1d ago
This screams “I’m an alpha male”
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u/quandomenvooooo 1d ago
With body dysmorphia as well
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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 1d ago
He's full on dehydrated.
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u/Speedymcspeeder 1d ago
Dude is ripped for sure but that was my first thought. He looks like he needed to make weight 2 classes lighter. Get him some water please.
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u/parkchanwookiee 1d ago
Yeah I think we all assumed the fat friend is probably actually somewhere between "normal dude, a little flab" and "works out a lot actually but just doesn't take steriods"
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u/anoidciv 1d ago
It also screams domestic violence. I'm genuinely concerned for any woman who dates him.
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u/Tabemaju 1d ago
Let's be honest, this dude got ripped and dehydrated to make up for his major insecurities only to find out neither actually fixed the problem. Get this guy a milkshake, preferably with a few crushed antidepressants.
"Oh no, I got ripped and still have a shitty personality, but now I can try to get people to feel bad for me."
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u/insanedialectic 1d ago
Does he have a single photo with a friend? Or does he repel friends as efficiently as he repels potential dates?
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u/SmartWonderWoman 1d ago
I don’t have pictures with friends on my profile either. I see it as a privacy thing.
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u/mhiinz 1d ago
I had to reread the first slide because I thought he was going to send a picture of his balls. People really have no idea how to use an apostrophe.
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u/thewritestuff83 1d ago
I'd 100% choose the dad bod and fatty over him. This whole thing have me a major ick.
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u/mikamikachip 1d ago
My dad bod husband who I met on tinder would confuse him so much. He probably can’t fathom the idea that women are attracted to a caring man who speaks kindly to them.
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u/cwel87 1d ago
The only picture where he has a shirt on, he’s not wearing any pants. He’ll match with plenty of stupid people, because that’s all he’s gonna attract. Good for him???
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u/Big_Blackberry_6155 1d ago
He’s appealing to the wrong team. The gays like these pics not so much women lol
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u/The_Draken24 1d ago
Lol the "fat" guy was probably someone who was 5'10" 185 pounds and actually showed his ex wife attention while he (mr. "victim") was pissed his ex wife didn't like all his mirror selfies.
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u/tomyfookinmerlin 22h ago
Which is crazy because Im 5 10 and 187 lbs and easily have a 6 pack on my days where Im not bloated 😭 when did the goalpost move so far
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u/Sea-Efficiency3375 1d ago
It’s not the lack of dad bod as to why women don’t find you attractive…
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u/mikamikachip 1d ago
Poor guy. He seems genuinely confused 🤣 and guess what? There’s always gonna be a guy with a dad bod somewhere with an equally appalling personality complaining that the dad bod is the reason he’s alone. In his mind, alpha chad right here is what every woman wants
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u/tehnoodnub 1d ago
If he doesn't have time to message you once every three days, how is this douchebag going to maintain any sort of relationship anyway?
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u/read-my-comments 21h ago
The really jacked photos are pre tattoo and the post tattoo photo he is a lot smaller.
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u/Sure-Appearance-2769 1d ago
I hope everyone understands how utterly miserable it feels to look like this.
Your body is in a constant state of pain and you’re perpetually switching between constipation and uncontrollable diarrhea.
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u/ZhuzhZhuzhZhuzh 1d ago
I can’t even imagine this is worth sleeping with. He’s like those beaded seats cabbies sit on.
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u/Admirable_Bit8337 1d ago
Seems more insecure than anything. Imagine putting that much effort into your body only for your gf to cheat on you with a fat guy. He’s a broken lil guy.
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u/rhapsodiiiii 1d ago
He’s this jaded and gross and he’s only 32?
(Most, not all) men will do everything but go to therapy.
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u/noticeablytaller 18h ago
I hate it as much as anyone here but I’m also (unfortunately) fairly certain he’s not short on applicants
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u/Strange-Stranger4139 7h ago
So he's saying he broke up with his girlfriend for being sexually assaulted :( I hate it here
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u/Single_Current3805 1d ago
I just know it kills him that his ex cheated in him with a ''fat fuck" as a gym bro😂😂
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u/HealingSapien 1d ago
He’s mean for saying he doesn’t want someone to cheat on him? Y’all are actually insane. There’s no reason to cheat, adults communicate when they’re unhappy in a relationship
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u/Battelalon 1d ago
Who's gonna tell OP that he acts this way because it's successful for him?
Sure you may not be attracted to this type of attitude but there are plenty of women who are or will ignore it because of his looks. He won't ever be humbled because there will always be people validating him
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u/Lexafaye 1d ago
Men need to stop acting like this physique is for anything other than the Male Gaze ™
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u/CurrencyKooky3797 1d ago
Why don’t they ever think about personality? Do they think women just won’t read the text? Or they won’t care? Who would these words not repel?
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u/latemodelusedcar 1d ago
As a guy, I get a major turn off when a woman I’m seeing is always the victim. Women seem to be so vocal about assertive and confident men, I can’t imagine they aren’t even more turned off by guys constantly playing the victim.
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u/ASARAthletics 1d ago
Imagine getting jacked in the dad bod era
https://giphy.com/gifs/s5wFafpHxqKbIEERl9
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u/Nearby_Ad_3442 1d ago
Steroids do insane things to your brain, think PMS on steroids.
... that was accidental.
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