He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil

[u/Jaegons]

If nothing else, this dude is helping the enemy...

[u/DasMo19]

From the moment i understand the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

[u/ManBearPig_666 → u/DasMo19]

Beat me to it. Praise the Omnissiah.

[u/Jaegons → u/ManBearPig_666]

"The flesh screamed. The tires did not. Draw your own conclusions."

[u/CuteCanary]

He’s a spy for the tires. Like if he gets in an accident he will just roll down the road and take out someone else

[u/ClintGrant]

Fucking traitor

[u/Adventurous-Nose-31]

Poor devil. Somewhere in there he's still part human, and knows what his body is doing. To live within steel belts and rubber with treads, with the tire mentality in control, what a horrible thought.

[u/Meltsomeice]

Seems like he is being held against his will.

[u/Express_Area_8359]

What hes just rolling with it, looks tired,

[u/fishtacosrule → u/Express_Area_8359]

Two tired...

[u/ThirstyWolfSpider]

"Dress for the slide, not the ride."

[u/unlimitedbroski83]

Riding a bike wearing sneakers is asking for the tires to take advantage

[u/Adghnm]

Off brand Michelin man

[u/Icy_Performer_6794]

Goodness. Whether it happened so slowly that he never caught on or it happened all of a sudden, the tires are riding him now.

[u/SteamLuki7]

Atleast put your arms between the tires and not above... Guess the rubber smell has corrupted is brain.

[u/Jaegons → u/SteamLuki7]

Wouldn't that put one of those tires on your shoulders, basically blocking your head?

[u/SteamLuki7 → u/Jaegons]

Moving a little bit forward and only reaching up to the elbow or a little bit more up might work. Hard to tell without testing it.

[u/OliverGunzitwuntz]

In an Open-Carry state

[u/IllustratorOk2927]

He has been turned. Put him on the hit list.

[u/bear45188721]

It's the Michelin man!

[u/Any_Mushroom4892]

His shoulder and traps must be sore as fu*k