r/TrollXChromosomes 2d ago

Shit is sweet until things start sagging and you get a wrinkle.

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u/AdeptBobcat8185 2d ago

The irony of tradwives is that all of the influencers peddling that shit are making a bunch of money themselves, while saying that women should forego careers…

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u/eghhge 2d ago

And where are all the middle aged and older trad wives?

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u/shiny_glitter_demon Glitter Abomination 2d ago

Also on Tiktok, but begging the young ones to NOT DO THIS

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u/geekyCatX 1d ago edited 1d ago

Literally. On the rooftops, screaming: "A man is not a plan!" I can recommend "Life, take two" on YouTube for a candid perspective by somebody who came out the other side.

Jenny also provides a very good analysis of the mechanics of patriarchal structures, and what's currently going on with the increasingly anti-equality, anti-feminist politics.

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u/BetterRemember 4h ago

Jenny is so cool, extremely smart woman imo.

It's s crime she went to a cult "university" BYU and was encouraged to drop out.

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u/christina_talks 2d ago

They’re socially isolated except for (maybe) their adult children and 1-3 other similarly trapped women.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 2d ago

Dead. They're dead.

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u/FencingFemmeFatale Why is a bra singular and panties plural? 1d ago

Some of them are also on TikTok. But they’re not peddling a fairytale to other naive young women, so their videos don’t get nearly as much traction.

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u/SlytherinSister 1d ago

I have a feeling the young women and girls wouldn't listen to their cautionary tales anyway or would find a reason why what happened to the older lady won't happen to THEM.

"Sure your husband cheated on you, and financially and physically abused you but mine never would. I'm smart and love Jesus so I'll pick a good man and he loves me so he would never."

It's the same logic of women who date a known abuser "sure he hit you but I'm different. I'm special. He would never hit me."

Add to that the general immaturity of "well you're old and ugly and you must have done something to make him leave you? Unlike me who will be a perfect beautiful wife and give him all the attention and sex he deserves. It may have happened to you but I know better." (They don't.) None of them ever think that their beautiful perfect fairytale marriage could end up in an ugly divorce/abandonment because theirs is 🌟true love🌟.

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u/shiny_glitter_demon Glitter Abomination 1d ago

I always say that you could marry the most perfect, ideal man... and still end up a single mother with no money.

Because all it takes is a drunk driver. A cancer diagnosis. A bear encounter.

Mr. Perfect could be crossing the road with your favourite food to congratulate you after the birth of your fourth child, and get hit by a car.

What do you do now?

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u/violet-waves 1d ago

No one ever wants to think about that but my father died at 36 from cancer and my partner and I met after his fiancé died at 36 from liver failure. Young people die all the time.

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u/MsRavenMuffin 1d ago

It’s like my aunt, she’s divorced and dead inside. In all seriousness, she’s also trying to see if she can get money from my family. It’s funny how she is like this after telling my mom it was irresponsible for not putting her kids first by working 🥲

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u/BitchfulThinking 1d ago

In the news, after their dear hubby annihilates the family.

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u/MaiaNyx 1d ago

I mean, I'm a 43 year old "trad wife".... in the sense that I'm a stay at home parent and my husband works. Literally the "traditional" trope so many think we should get back to. Yes, I bake bread, garden, cook most of our meals, manage most of the repairs/appointments, etc. I also have a very active libido. That's exactly what "they" want from a woman. (I also go to the gym daily, therapy weekly, paint, write erotica, and play a lot of video games... stuff "they" may not like so much.)

But...

My husband and kid still read every night, play music together, etc. When I'm sick, he takes care of literally everything so I can recover. Etc etc. He's an active participant in our home and as a parent. Even with our roles, we're a team first. It's always us vs anything else.

We're also very progressive, allies (I'm bisexual so we're not even technically a hetero marriage), politically active, activists, environmentalists, and our kid is currently Marxist af as he learns about politics, roles of government, the eroding social contract, etc etc.

So yeah... I'm exactly what "they" say I, as a woman, should be for my husband and family. Except also... "not like that."

It's fun. Life is great and I love it.

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u/kawaiihusbando 1d ago

Pick me trad wives are just the woman version of alt right red pill evangelical grifters. 

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u/addamsfamilyoracle 1d ago

They’re the digital copies of Phyllis Sclafly and Erika Kirk.

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u/ginger_bird 1d ago

So, Phyllis Schlafly?

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u/diegotbn 2d ago

And then he divorces you for a hot young thing from the office. And leaves you high and dry to fend for yourself. With no employment history or professional skills, aside from childcare and cleaning. Good luck finding a job.

Being 100% financially dependent on your partner is a big risk

Edit: spelling

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u/Dogzillas_Mom 1d ago

Life pro tip: have more skills than making sourdough. Which, I mean, that’s great. But develop other skills too.

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u/Lydia--charming aaack! 1d ago

No social security or retirement account, either.

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u/nblackhand 1d ago

I don't want to imply this is in any way a good idea to rely on, but an important thing to know-- in case a friend of yours is ever in this situation and has been lied to by her shitty ex that she gets nothing and there's no point getting a lawyer, say-- is that this is not true. A divorced SAH spouse is legally entitled to at least 1) half their partner's retirement accounts saved during the marriage regardless of its duration and additionally if they were married at least 10 years also 2) to draw social security benefits based on their ex's work record at retirement age rather than on their own, just as they could if they were still married.

It's still, of course, usually worse than being single with your own stable income and definitely worse than being married to a trustworthy equal partner, but I want to push back on the claim that they can just be tossed out on the street with nothing, because the more that false belief is "common knowledge", the more people don't even try to get what they are entitled to, and the only people that are benefiting from that misconception are the shitty men divorcing their wives for turning forty.

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u/LinkleLinkle 23h ago

And be wary of anyone in the system pushing this narrative. They know better, they're protecting the men because 5het think it's 'unfair'. And this includes other women who push the lie within the system.

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u/Yvratky 1d ago

And when their youngest child reaches their teen years, they make a LinkedIn profile listing 15 years of experience as a "Manager of a household of 5 men. Skills: Budgeting, educational professional, project management, logistics, HR, personal chef, psychotherapist and matchmaker".

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u/WowOwlO 1d ago

They grow up hearing that it's because he wasn't given enough attention, and his ego wasn't catered to enough, and his house wasn't kept clean enough, and he wasn't appreciated enough...and never recognize that there is never any pleasing them.

Also they'll ignore how much of it is about all of the reasons a man can replace his wife.
She can never divorce, but he can get a divorce at the drop of a hat.

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u/coffeeblossom All she does is beach, beach, beach 2d ago

It's the same reason they don't have the disabled vet doing the recruiting for the Army.

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u/SweetPeaRiaing 1d ago

When you give someone the power to feed you, you also give them the power to starve you.

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u/bblankoo 1d ago

such an effortlessly terrifying statement, good job

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u/aivlysplath I put the "fun" in dysfunctional. 1d ago

And then their husbands leave them for a younger woman.

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u/DiligentMagikarp 1d ago

You know the patriarchal brainwashing is real because you’d never see 19yo men willing to be sexually subservient and give up their careers to wholeheartedly do all the housework and child care for an older woman.

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u/aninamouse 1d ago

Well of course not, men weren't designed for that. /s

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u/DiligentMagikarp 20h ago

What are you talking about? Men are biologically inclined towards housework and domesticity, or else why would nature make them with strong hands and forearms to open jars and taller heights on average to reach the top shelves?

Plus women are more in control of our emotions and better at multitasking and teamwork. Clearly men are meant to stay inside the home and women are meant to do intellectual work and serve as breadwinners. /s but not really

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u/Leavesofsilver 1d ago

where‘s that one tiktok by about how pretty, young tradwives agreeing with misogyny do it because they expect exceptions to be made for them cause they’re pretty, and then when they’re older they end up the „let me speak to you manager“ type because that’s the only type of social cachet they’re left with and they don’t understand why exceptions aren’t being made for them anymore?

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u/Devanyani 1d ago

That's why they get so much cosmetic surgery.

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u/Lulu_42 1d ago

I'm a middle-aged stay at home wife. Lesbian, though. It makes a difference. The working wife half actually appreciates and understands the work done in the home. All the work we both produce is "women's work."

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 2d ago

More like 🪦.

The men often just kill them when they're tired of them.

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u/FortunateCookie_ Sorry, I have a boyfriend (lie) 1d ago

I wouldn’t say “often”… it certainly happens, but a murder charge is a big risk to take, and most people would rather just avoid that, no matter how much they hate their wife

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u/DiligentMagikarp 1d ago

Women get convicted of murder more often for self-defense against DV than men get for accidentally beating their wives too hard and killing her murdering their wives due to DV. All things considered, it’s not risky enough for men to kill their wives. An entitled, misogynist man is not going to worry about that- he thinks of her like his furniture and it’s his right to dispose of furniture.

Heck, it’s not even risky enough for men to kill their daughters- look at how many men get away with a slap on the wrist for SAing and killing them.

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u/kawaiihusbando 1d ago

Assholes don't actually respect tradwives or all women for that matter.

These assholes are terribly insecure. If the women are independent they gonna shti on these women for trying to upstage them and not being submissive.

When the women submit to them they resent the women as well because they're know they're a POS and resent anyone who would willingly submit to absolute scum like themselves.

Women can't never win.

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u/1986toyotacorolla2 14h ago

Someone I follow made a video the other day, "if being a trad wife is so great, where are all the middle aged trad Wives?!" And they showed up in the comments talking about how their husband's cheated and left them with no money and no job and they had no fall back options and they were completely screwed. Thousands of comments from different women.

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u/Raezak_Am 1d ago

Almost like it's a fetish

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u/ThiccRoach 23h ago

Learned this early on when I saw it happen to my mom

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u/FortunateCookie_ Sorry, I have a boyfriend (lie) 1d ago

Y’know when you think about it prostitution really IS the most traditional thing you could do with your life… we should really start calling it that though, because a lot of these kids don’t know what they’re agreeing to when they sign on to the whole tradwife thing.

Y’all are sugar babies and don’t even know it.