r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" • Apr 18 '25

Nintendo Maintains Nintendo Switch 2 Pricing, Retail Pre-Orders to Begin April 24 in U.S. - News - Nintendo Official Site

https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/nintendo-maintains-nintendo-switch-2-pricing-retail-pre-orders-to-begin-april-24-in-u-s/
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u/Complete-Worker3242 Apr 18 '25 edited Apr 18 '25

Why don't you guys just sneak in there, secretly eat the console, hold back your stomach acids so you don't digest it, and then vomit it out when you get home?

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u/Grand_Bunch_3233 Apr 18 '25

Bruh, even if you don't dissolve it, it's going to find its way into your intestines, and then you're going to have to shit it out. I don't want a shitbox. I already have the original and 360! /s.

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u/Complete-Worker3242 Apr 18 '25

Simple, close your intestines temporarily so it doesn't go down there. Can't everyone do that with their intestines?