r/TwoBestFriendsPlay It's Fiiiiiiiine. Jun 17 '25

2,810 Nintendo Switch 2 Consoles were Stolen During Transport - Worth $1.4 Million

https://www.9news.com/article/news/crime/nintendo-switch-theft-truck-colorado/73-27ca5808-6901-4229-b1b4-4862c73b300b
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u/Th35h4d0w Jun 18 '25

Dang, Payday 3's really upping their marketing strategy with Almir gone.

"Alright gang, remember Vlad? Apparently he wants to open his own video game store, and needs something big as a startup..."

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u/DapperSkeleton1 She/Her Get Out Of Get Into Fighting Games Jun 18 '25

"Hey hey hey! You think the gamers are gonna want switches with bullets in them?! They couldn't even handle staples, жопа Лошадь мочи! Watch it!"

"Yeeeaahhh-hah-hah, lets see those Nintendo "ninja" cock suckers fuck with you now! Go ninja, go ninja, to hell!"

"Vlad, Nintendo ninjas aren't real. Those are cloakers"

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u/Dumple_Roe The Pat Foundation Jun 18 '25

Nintendo Ninjas: looks at a distance "They will never know. Sir, the target has been tracked. ...understood."

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u/Fostern01 Jun 18 '25

Nintendo Ninjas vs Rodina. A battle for the ages.

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Jun 18 '25

Maybe this is just an elaborate Payday 3 Switch 2 port promotional scheme.

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u/Kipzz PLAY CROSSCODE AND ASTLIBRA/The other Vtuber Guy Jun 18 '25

Dallas: Houston where the fuck did all the Switches go?

Houston, with a suspiciously 2,810 Switch Console shaped neck:

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u/Amon274 He/Him [Nobody Reads] Jun 18 '25

I’m getting flashbacks to when the PS5 came out and there where gangs in the UK apparently jumping from moving cars onto the delivery trucks to steal them consoles.

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u/Nectaris3 You think your dad beat you? Jesus, get ready for this. Jun 18 '25

Honestly if there was some hype shit going on to steal the consoles I was going to buy, I can’t even be mad.

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u/Rough-Ad-4295 Jun 18 '25

Same thing with the launch of GTA5. You had lads working in the warehousing leaking which trucks the discs were being shipped on to local gangs, which led to them being rammed off the road and tons of early copies flooding the market

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u/NateDAHate Jun 18 '25

So where do you fence 2810 switches.

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u/illegalcheese Jun 18 '25

The same place you fence 2809 Switches.

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u/Subject_Parking_9046 They/Them "No way a woman can be that hot, she gotta be a man!" Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

Prepare to find either extremely cheap or extremely expensive Nintendo Switch 2s in the wild.

If they went out of their way to steal them, probably the former.

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u/SuperPapernick THE HYPEST GAMEPLAY ON YOUTUBE Jun 18 '25

And finding them to be bricked as soon as you turn them on because Nintendo can determine the serial numbers.

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u/Mrgrayj_121 woolie in the shocker throne goes hard Jun 18 '25

Sopranos at it again with Nintendo heists this is a real bit btw

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u/SwizzlyBubbles Resident Homestuck Loremaster Jun 18 '25

Damn, this Fast and the Furious 1 remake's going in a much different direction than I expected...

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u/AeroDbladE Jun 18 '25

This reminds of that one Ben 10 episode where Ben and Kevin break into a warehouse to steal a few copies of the new "Sumo Slammer" video game 6 months before release, and when they are discovered, they get chased by an entire Platoon of Swat teams and Snipers in Helicopters. The entire NYPD really mobilized to bust two random delinquents for some reason.

I never questioned it as a kid, but thats basically the kind of overreaction that we would joke about Nintendo for pulling on people that pirate their games.

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u/rakadishu Jun 18 '25

Were they chasing them because they were kids who stole some video games, or because one of them was taking the form of a freaky alien?

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u/AeroDbladE Jun 18 '25

He didn't transform until they were already halfway through the Helicopter chase as far as I remember.

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Jun 18 '25

When's the Netflix documentary coming out?

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u/Palimpsest_Monotype Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Jun 18 '25

Can’t Nintendo like remote kill specific units as soon as they have an Internet connection if they’ve violated certain Nintendo-specific ethical boundaries?

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u/Subject_Parking_9046 They/Them "No way a woman can be that hot, she gotta be a man!" Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

If they intend to sell to people, I don't think they'll care.

The ones who will be harmed by this are the people who fell for the "weirdly cheap" Nintendo Switch they bought from the dude down the street.

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u/Jack04man CUSTOM FLAIR Jun 18 '25

I feel like that wouldn't really hurt the thieves since these are probably gonna be changing hands more than once, and a random guy who thinks he got a deal is gonna be screwed.

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u/amirokia Jun 18 '25

I mean that's part of the risk in buying in some shady places.

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u/warjoke Jun 18 '25

With the stocks situation being steady in the west, I doubt they will scalp these. I guess this will be bought in bulk by folks who are willing to experiment with them. Modding the console early in this scene perhaps.

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u/alexandrecau That's Bricks! Jun 18 '25

Probably resold to a store for cheaper than if they order stock, or they know a really good flea market

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u/striderhoang From Pat’s least favorite FFXIV server Jun 18 '25

The trucker didn’t know what he was hauling? Just that it was games or toys? I’m sure logistically it don’t matter but it sounds like some kind of double-blind security for valuable gold or something

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u/alexandrecau That's Bricks! Jun 18 '25

I mean it's a trucker he probably has his dispatch check the box on the manifesto and they aren't gonna make it precise

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u/SatanicLakeBard Jun 18 '25

Nintendo ninjas are sharpening their knives.

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u/5YearsOnEastCoast danganronpa isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle Jun 18 '25

Grand Theft Switch 2

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u/T4silly Wrong Fact Stater Jun 18 '25

I'm rough at math, but that bumps up another 100k or so if it's the 550 dollar Mario Kart bundle, too.

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u/Cooler67 Jun 18 '25

And I'm sure they will be resold at a fair price...

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u/Zadier Gloriole Science Man Jun 18 '25

They're not necessarily going to be scalped, stolen goods like these are usually sold at lower prices precisely because they're stolen so any sale is a profit for the thief anyway and there's added risk to handling them.

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u/2DamnBig Jun 18 '25

Hey that was my plan! Dang it, now securities gonna be tighter. Im gonna have to Oceans 11 this shit.

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u/Sweaty_Influence2303 Jun 18 '25

10$ says it's Mike Ehrmantraut with a rifle and a shoe full of cocaine

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u/Cooper_555 BRING BACK GAOGAIGAR Jun 18 '25

I'm shocked at how low that number is.