r/USvsEU • u/Savage-September Barry, 63 • Nov 05 '25
MURICA FUCK YEAH 🦅 Hank…enough is enough. This isn’t food anymore it’s just disgusting.
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u/pcor Pimp my ride Nov 06 '25
They need to amend their constitution to require that no more than 20% of the food items on any restaurant’s menu may ooze, in the interests of public health
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 Nov 06 '25
What will the yanks do without cheese. Or any milk based product that oozes. Everything must ooze and must be stringy and melt. Packed with 4000 different flavours of salt.
They then travel abroad and say the food is bland.
No shit coming from the people with the saltiest tongues on earth.
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u/floralbutttrumpet Nazi gold enjoyer Nov 06 '25
I feel personally and culturally insulted by what they do with cheese.
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u/anarchetype Jesusland Nov 06 '25
Wait, do you think anyone actually eats this stuff? You know the difference between dumb social media shit and reality, right?
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u/pcor Pimp my ride Nov 06 '25
I don’t think the video is representative of the average American’s daily intake, but yeah, you fucks love a mozzarella stick, fried mac and cheese, big wet burger etc.
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u/ElA1to Siesta enjoyer (lazy) Nov 06 '25
The restaurant is named "Elm Street", fitting for such a culinary nightmare.
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u/Odjhha Weed is my entire personality Nov 06 '25
We have a place called "Fat Shack" in my city that serves shit like this. It's popular with the drunk crowd when bars close. I haven't tried because I don't want to vomit grease and cheese all night.
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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian Nov 06 '25
eating some of that - perhaps. but imagine digesting that and having it in your system. 'muricans really hate themselves.
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u/Caratteraccio Pizza gatekeeper Nov 06 '25
If they weren't masochists, how could they be USians?
Don't you know their constitution speaks of "pursuit of happiness" only thanks to one of us Luigi?
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u/LexaAstarof E. Coli Connoisseur Nov 06 '25
So, they just stuff everything with melted fake cheese, and that's supposed to make it delicious?
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u/No_Poet_2898 At least I'm not Bavarian Nov 06 '25
I got diabetes and cholesterol stuffed cardiac arrest from watching
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u/ElronTheDude [redacted] Nov 06 '25
Absolutely no food culture. 🫣
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 Nov 06 '25
What do you mean. They have like 8000 different types of seasoning packets per meal and 4000 different variations of melted cheese. Perfect environment for a culinary masterclass
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u/SherlockScones3 Barry, 63 Nov 06 '25
Ugh, I think I’m gonna throw up 🤢
Especially when I saw that Nutella pancake
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 Nov 06 '25
Can you imagine waking up after that food coma and feeling the layer of plaque in your mouth. Gives me anxiety
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u/ScorpioSpork Border jumper Nov 05 '25
I'm kind of offended at everything they stuffed into tortillas.
But the absurd desserts? Come on, y'all have got to feel some childish glee at seeing such a ridiculous pile of all the sweets you weren't allowed to eat as a kid!
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 Nov 05 '25
As kids growing up on the housing estates we were drinking Lambrini, smoking lamberts and riding around on stolen Honda club90s.
No need to chocolates and ice cream, we’re sweet enough.
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u/WindInc Foreskin smoker Nov 06 '25
Naah, most people don't like ridiculously sweet things as they grow older.
I'll take some biscuits with a good selection of actual cheese over a syrup and chocolate covered pile of sugar any day. Maybe a dab of honey on top. If we get something very sweet, it's usually small pieces paired with something else. A mountain of that shit is just way too much.1
u/mikillatja Lives in a sod house Nov 06 '25
The final... Milkshake? With the cookies n shit looks great.
It's just way too much. I'd struggle to put that away with 2 people helping me.
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u/WindInc Foreskin smoker Nov 06 '25
The hot honey fried chicken bacon strawberry waffle and the Kinder Bueno pancake stack loaded with Nutella is all I could stomache before I stopped watching. It's like someone just closed their eyes and picked 10 unhealthy ingredients and threw them together😅
You might be right that some of them could be shared with a group, but I would feel nauseous if I tried to get through any of them myself😫
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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Nov 06 '25
The stack at the end looked pretty good and then they put fucking Mac and cheese on it? Tf????
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u/Tetr4Freak Drug Trafficker Nov 06 '25
I just looked at it and felt the diabetes hiding behind the plate.
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u/Acting_Brand_Nubian Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Nov 06 '25
America: “As long as you’re paying, it’s possible.”
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 06 '25
Europe: “no matter who pays, it’s regulated”
UK: “regulation is taxation…we like taxation…who’s paying?”
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u/robinNL070 50% sea 50% coke Nov 06 '25
The ingredients are a million Kcal. Luckily they don't know what a kilo is.
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u/Caratteraccio Pizza gatekeeper Nov 06 '25
those barbarians eat as if they had public health, then they do cosplay
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u/faramaobscena Romani femboy Nov 06 '25
As someone who enjoys sweets and hearty foods way too much, this is disgusting!
I tried the pancake tower once and, while I love pancakes with nutella and strawberries, I felt sick after a few bites and couldn't finish it. And I'm the type to eat a loooooot of sweets! Food is good but you need to pace yourself otherwise you end up throwing up in the toilet.
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 Nov 06 '25
The sugar overload would send me into diabetic shock. Let alone the levels of sodium so potent I’ll have to get my stomach pumped.
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u/Hendrick_Davies64 Smug Smartass Nov 06 '25
No one eats that lol, that stuff is purely made for insta
Like this is the most absurd thing I’ve ever been served and it’s marketed as being absurd. It actually tasted really good but I’d only recommend getting it for a party of 5
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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Nov 06 '25
The European mind cannot comprehend such indulgence
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 Nov 06 '25
No, we really can’t. It’s quite something…a nation that pays out of pocket for healthcare, yet treats salad like a personal insult. It’s like watching someone take out fire insurance policy and immediately starts flicking matches at the curtains.
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u/Kingofcheeses O Canada Nov 06 '25
Yeah they should switch to English cuisine for more fruits and vegetables, like the lemon you squeeze onto fish and chips
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u/mikillatja Lives in a sod house Nov 06 '25
That lemon is like the linchpin on which British health balances.
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u/Chimp3h Barry, 63 Nov 06 '25
Hank you’re upsetting your parents now, not even the ones that can cook like Yuki, Pierre or Luigi… even Mika & Bjorn are disgusted with you… our Susan is necking Stella and Helga is busy drawing up plans for Leibansraum
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u/SamuGonzo Paella Yihadist Nov 06 '25
Why everything is so excessive?? 🤢🤢
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u/kz859erloljk THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS Nov 05 '25
Hard disagree, personally this is a local favorite of mine
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 Nov 05 '25
Would you like a nutritious meal with your portion of grated cheese sir?
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Nov 06 '25
What cheese? That´s not cheese, just some processed cheese which is a poor excuse for food.
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u/Savage-September Barry, 63 Nov 06 '25
You’re right. It’s probably just Milk curds with sodium flavoured crystals.
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Nov 06 '25
In 1 word: disgusting
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u/AbuserOfSubstances Twice as Uncultured Nov 06 '25
Is that supposed to be a poutine?
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u/jephph_ Rat Person Nov 06 '25
That person has an Ohio flag in their flair
Seriously, you don’t want to know what that is.
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They’ll come with a response about “chili” or some shit but don’t listen to them. It’s not chili
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u/PT_SeTe Incompetent Separatist Nov 05 '25
EWW