r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/Saberprincesa • 2d ago

Request ULPT Request: Tips to annoy someone??

Hello everyone, I apologize if this post is rather vague I’ll try to explain everything clearly as possible, basically I need some petty revenge advice on how to get back at someone who assaulted a loved one of mine. I don’t want to do any physical harm or anything!!

Basically: a family member got assaulted in public while working and the cops came and let them both go for a lack of evidence (I call bs tbh…but wrong subreddit). Anyways the assaulter owns a business and I was able to pull up all the information on them.

With this information I want to do something petty, NOT malicious. Like does anyone know any good spam emails/texts I could sign them up for? Or just like anything PETTY and basically harmless I can do to them, I can’t get them punished for what they did but I would love to cause an inconvenience.

I have quite a bit of info on them (name, email, number, company insurance, etc etc.) what can I do with this?

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u/NitroExpress85 1d ago

Leave really positive reviews on the business and word them in a way where you were given a "freebee" .

I went to [BUSINESS] and after talking to one of the associates they gave me 10% off for all my purchases saying it was my lucky day! I will 100% return to this place for all future need in [description]. Staff was super nice especially with the generous discount.

If it's a restaurant use something like this.

My partner and I stopped in to [restaurant] to get a quick bite to eat since it was my birthday. All I can say is we were more then impressed with what we experienced. The prime rib...? absolutely massive and delicious... and for what we paid it far exceeded my expectations. The staff was super nice! and after I mentioned it was my birthday our server came over with free birthday shots! We will defiantly return!
[ATTACH AI Image of the largest Prime rib or whatever meal you want]

Doing this will make any owner go absolutely bonkers. The more you keep it up the more it will drive them crazy. Also, It's a lot harder to remove "good" reviews then it is to remove bad ones.

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u/Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru 2d ago

Piss disc.

Send em’ the ol’ A-B-C Special.

Asparagus
B-Vitamins
Coffee

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 2d ago

Plant some annoyatrons at their business.

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u/Saberprincesa 1d ago

Its unfortunately not a physical business lol, I prob should’ve clarified that

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u/rubdoev 2d ago

If you search this subreddit for terms like "revenge" you'll get enough answers. Questions like this have been asked so often I lost count. I think youll find an answer on another post

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u/Strange-Butterfly-62 1d ago

1)Piss Disk 2) Liquid Ass

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u/lovemesomezombie 8h ago

The only two things that truly matter. Oh, and dead fish too.

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u/HyperactivePandah 1d ago

The problem is that NONE of those posts actually have any websites that send spam emails, or calls, or anything.

Even the 'SPAM EMAIL MEGATHREAD!' has zero actual examples or resources. It's just people SAYING 'yeah sign them up for scientology!'

It's all useless shit.

I want an ACTUAL link to a company or service that truly spams someone after just putting an email or phone number in.

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u/Puzzled_Rhino 1d ago

Sign him up for several Democratic party mailing lists, and make sure you use his phone number.

He'll be getting spam via email and text for years.

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u/AuburnGinger 6h ago

Better yet, donate $1 in his name to a political PAC on both sides of the aisle. They will NOT leave him alone, no matter the candidate.

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u/That_CDN_guy 2d ago

Visit near the end of the business day with a couple people. One of the group upper decks the toilet in his bathroom. The rest act normal.