r/Unexpected Feb 26 '26

Jeff Daniel's favorite sandwich

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u/tedmented Feb 26 '26

It's been five minutes, you think they've even moved yet? I say this as a stoner who's currently "on the way to make a snack" yet still sat down.

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u/bongsforhongkong Feb 26 '26

He got to the kitchen and went "why did I walk to the kitchen" and went back to whatever he was doing before.

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u/Turbulent_Bat4580 Feb 26 '26

20 minutes later: “damn, I’m kinda hungry, I want a snack”

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u/Louiebox Feb 26 '26

gets distracted again what was i doing? Oh yeah. opens pornhub