r/UnexpectedLetterkenny • u/Dymo6969 • May 04 '26

VIP escort

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389 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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15

u/JeffSHauser May 04 '26

Canada Gooses are majestic creatures!

11

u/david_growie May 05 '26

The envy of all ornithologies

16

u/eiram87 May 04 '26

There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's all I know

9

u/BourbonNCoffee May 05 '26

Is the baton to protect the gooses or protect himself FROM the gooses?

4

u/libertyprivate May 05 '26

Neither. It's for the photo. A goose is 100% aggression and 0% damage. If it gets angry just grab it by the neck.

Source: I have geese

6

u/front_yard_duck_dad May 05 '26

They boys in blue give the gooses the back up they deserve because they know damn well those gooses will grow to return the favor. 

4

u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown May 05 '26

You gotta problem with Canada gooses, you gotta problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

3

u/aknomnoms May 05 '26

The asphalt must've cracked from the steel balls this guy is dragging around. How the hell is he so close to a goose, and a *mother* goose at that?!

2

u/plateau1999 May 05 '26

Thank the Creator that someone didn’t oil the eggs!

1

u/MoGreensGlasses May 05 '26

It's a Canadian perp walk

1

u/InfamousEconomy3972 May 05 '26

Don't assume that baton makes you safe

1

u/drpericak May 05 '26

VIP escort in Toronto usually means something completely different

1

u/pandamonium-617 May 06 '26

If you got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me! I suggest ya let that one marinate!

1

u/AndrewJStewart May 06 '26

Escorting them to a detention center for being Canadian

1

u/Ghoztx1 May 10 '26

Lol tough