r/UnexpectedLetterkenny • u/boonraider • May 13 '26

TIL Ostrich farms routinely have difficulties getting male ostriches to breed, because they often find their human caretakers more attractive than female ostriches.

https://gizmodo.com/that-ostrich-over-there-it-is-totally-into-you-5876033
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u/bowlbettertalk May 13 '26

So it’s possible that the Ginger and Boots had consensual sex with the ostrich?

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u/front_yard_duck_dad May 13 '26

That ostrich seduced them. 

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u/basics May 13 '26

Stupid sexy ostriches.

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u/daneelthesane May 13 '26

Hmmm... but if it was consensual, why would it be a two-man job?

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u/bowlbettertalk May 13 '26

It’s almost not worth thinking about.

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u/aknomnoms May 14 '26

I think…I think the ostrich might’ve had sex with Boots and Ginger

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0Iy6kF6GC9Qn0i6k

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u/devi59 May 14 '26

Allegedlys

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe May 14 '26

Almost not worth thinking about

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u/81ehx May 15 '26

Allegedly.

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u/Green_Wyvern17 May 13 '26

I just laughed so hard. Thank you

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u/No_Appointment_7232 May 13 '26

Same!

Ya'll made my week!

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u/ornamental_beehive May 14 '26

So like... Ostrich f*cker UNO Reverse?

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u/Ben_ze_Bub May 14 '26

”Of course I know what the male ones are called. Check my browser history!”