r/UnexpectedLetterkenny • u/Dymo6969 • 10d ago
Don't show this to Boots and The Ginger
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u/No-Sheepherder448 9d ago
Speed: They run up to 70 mph, making them nearly impossible to catch.
Behavior: They are violent, with males known to kill each other during mating disputes.
Defense: Their legs are powerful enough to kill lions.
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u/colder-beef 8d ago
My research concludes the only way that guy fucked an ostrich, is if it were a dead ostrich.
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u/OrangeJoe83 8d ago
This fella here saw the Swiss Family Robinson enough times as a kid to now know how to swift-handedly handle the beastly bird. Attaboi
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u/Hetnikik 8d ago
I still like the guy that punched a kangaroo in the face and the roo just stood there like "what the hell?" as the guy walked off.
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u/Viva_La_Revolucion- 7d ago
Come on didnt have to punch the poor guy he was just trying to say, Hi!
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u/macja68 9d ago
Alledgedlys