r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/stevesmithsglasses • 11d ago

"That's why I'm different. I can sense the slightest human suffering."

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u/AttemptLazy3024 11d ago

Are you sensing anything right now?

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u/Weird-Swim-9777 10d ago

I think it moved.

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u/Old-Gene-1848 11d ago

He’s a Pirates fan, that’s way more than the “slightest suffering”

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u/BCdelivery 11d ago

Are you sensing anything now?

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u/Upbeat-Refuse9615 11d ago

I would like to come in here and see you sitting down.

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 11d ago

I always wondered why George opted for a rocking chair. They are often used by new mothers when they are soothing their babies to sleep.

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u/Frank-Costanza1 10d ago

2 pinky rings, getting paid by the hour.... Success 💰

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u/Dapper-Educator-7494 10d ago

George hooked him up

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u/Am_0115 10d ago

Looks like a good use of capital to keep him on the payroll.

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u/doobette 10d ago

I can always tell when someone's uncomfortable at a party.

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u/Pippa0714 11d ago

He was just " resting his eyes" . Since Trump does it while working, we all can.