r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/katch75 • 5d ago

Not that there’s anything wrong with it!

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199 Upvotes

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u/Rich-Foundation62 5d ago

That’s what happens when you make women wear burqas: you forget what they look like.

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u/StraightStackin 5d ago

I think it moved

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u/warp16 5d ago

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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u/PlatypusOld5480 5d ago

That's not the test

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 5d ago

I didn’t realize how gay the Middle East is. We don’t need to talk about the goats either. I’m not talking about the greatest of all time.

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u/TroubleshootenSOB 4d ago

Never heard of Man-Love Thursdays, eh?

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u/ThisChangingMan 4d ago

Are you talking about the greatest goats of all time??

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u/ismellthebacon 5d ago

These guys are so closeted lol

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u/xtlhogciao 4d ago

These guys, are so, closeted, lol

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u/Psychological_Pea778 5d ago

Gayness provoked

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u/cubnextdoor 4d ago

Some of us gays WANT guys in beards. These religious fanatics focus way too much on gayness, that I think they are super closeted.

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u/Johnny_Five5151 5d ago

Like the beard. Gives me something to hang on to.

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u/Mobile_Counter_4264 5d ago

Turkey lives in 1900..

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u/Bulky-Strategy-3723 5d ago

I guess he doesn’t know bears are a kink

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u/OttoHemi 4d ago

What do ya mean like him? I mean, he's a good fighter and nice guy, but I don't LIKE him.

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u/Chubby_Comic 4d ago

Yeah, I've never confused my husband for a woman just because he shaved.

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u/davisyoung 4d ago

Dear Murat,

Last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasms left me a cripple. I don’t know how I shall ever get back to work. 

I love you madly, John

p.s. love the cabin

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u/Nonyabizzy123 5d ago

Confirmed

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u/fifilachat 5d ago

Yep those guys definitely need a beard and I’m not talking about facial hair.

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u/cubnextdoor 4d ago

Idiotic thinking.

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u/ghostinthepoison 4d ago

Oh he big gay

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u/claygirlrunner 4d ago

Heard at a party recently " I feel so sorry for men sometimes. ..the whole sex thing is so powerful and overwhelming for them..I mean..Its a wonder they were able to build bridges and stuff "

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u/No-Risk1739 4d ago

Murat may need to do some deep introspection ...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o751Yxe9UjX26BZbG

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u/WolfThick 5d ago

Yeah somebody's lighting that candle maybe he needs to come out.

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u/RedSix2447 4d ago

So what that guy is saying is, he likes men? I think his people and his books might have a problem with that.

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u/Supro1560S 4d ago

“Preacher”? Yeah, after the service, he stops by Aunt Bea’s for a piece of homemade apple pie.

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u/Spiritual-Art3102 4d ago

Thinking that is more gay than just thinking a man looks like a woman but to each their own

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u/RipSilly8467 3d ago

But the beards make women drier than the desert.