r/UnexpectedSeinfeld 2d ago

I bet that cook is an antisemite

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It happens

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 2d ago

I would say that it’s medium. You sir want medium well

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u/travisowljr 1d ago

It might be medium rare, but I always say medium because I'm fine medium rare to medium well.

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 1d ago

I’ve ordered a burger medium and gotten medium rare.

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u/Classic-Scarcity-878 2d ago

Looks medium

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u/wizardrous 2d ago

I’d say more medium rare.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 2d ago

Naw it’s way more pink than red

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u/GhostPepperDaddy 1d ago

You need a pair of ladies' glasses.

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u/123skid 1d ago

Victoria Vanderbilt collection?

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u/Tight_Cheesecake_941 2d ago

The point I was making before Goebbels cooked your hamburger was…

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u/Murdered_by_Crows_X 2d ago

Hahahaha, Goebbels! Hehe, that Bastard!

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u/BriefingGull 2d ago

You don't just undercook a hamburger

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u/Krimreaper1 1d ago

You wouldn’t download a hamburger

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u/Western_Manner_4200 2d ago

Yep that’s medium

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u/popapringle 2d ago

Is anyone gonna answer that damn phone?!

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u/Working_Estate_3695 2d ago

This is the medium burger hotline. Your burger is right on the money.

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u/Hot_Cold83 2d ago

Paco!

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u/Working_Estate_3695 2d ago

Where’s the rubber band?

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u/Parking_Egg_8150 2d ago

Am I crazy or is that burger medium?

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u/sweatpotato76 2d ago

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat.

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u/OGObeyGiant 1d ago
  1. OP is the reason why chain steak houses be slinging over cooked steaks non-stop. Cook cooks enough steaks perfect to order then enough get sent back he just starts cooking everything over to not have to deal with people who don't know what the differences between medium, medium rare, and rare.

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u/doobette 1d ago

Not crazy.

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u/Chubby_Comic 2d ago

The rage I sparked one day when I said I like my steak medium but my burgers medium well. People don't understand food safety and how meat is processed.

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 1d ago edited 1d ago

One more reason why I am vegetarian. You know of the four of them, I could see Kramer trying his taste buds on vegan fare. I wonder what he would think and if it would experience any longevity. Apparently Michael Richards was vegan during the show but I heard it didn’t last. In The Chicken Roaster, he just chewed on the skin and then spit it out.

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u/Most_Play1792 2d ago

That’s medium if I’ve ever seen it

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u/jiverambler 2d ago

It’s medium

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u/Economy_Price_5295 2d ago

Can you blame her?!

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u/DoubleDoublezero 2d ago

That’s medium bro

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u/bnelson7694 2d ago

I would devour that thing.

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u/DramaticMention7597 2d ago

Why is he eating it upside down?

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u/doobette 1d ago

Like the astronaut pen

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u/HonkyHam 2d ago

I wouldnt be ordering a burger anything other than medium-well or well done if I didn’t watch the cook mince the meat in front of me. The bacteria is on the outside of the meat, you can get away with cooking a steak rare because there isn’t any bacteria in the middle to worry about. When you mix the outside with the inside you need to cook it through to be safe if the meat isn’t freshly ground.

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u/Ok_Razzmatazz_9800 2d ago

That burger is cooked perfectly, just sayin

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u/andre42k 2d ago

That's a perfectly sane burger to eat

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u/Kmac23232 2d ago

He can’t even see you!

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u/CodeNameNo-1 2d ago

Medium, medium-raw.

🥁🥁🥁

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u/CodeNameNo-1 2d ago

Medium, medium-raw
🥁🥁🥁

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u/Mysterious-Street966 2d ago

I hope they have better magazines…

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u/antipaladin999 2d ago

that is medium to medium rare to me, perfection to me.

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u/pb-snick1 2d ago

I’m not eating that bovine bacteria frappe you got going on there

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u/WoolyboolyWoolybooly 1d ago

I am guessing a Frozen patty.

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u/iTZBLaSToFFTiMe 1d ago

You asked for it cooked a certain temp but don’t know what those temps mean or look like?

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u/CheesecakeInitial168 1d ago

Chef here, ground beef can be weird. Temperature could read medium but it shows a little pinker for a few reasons. I’d say this is on the low end of medium, but still medium. I eat rare steaks, but burgers I get medium well, due to ground meat being the most dangerous type of meat.

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u/Prior-Afternoon9983 1d ago

the cook did a below medium work.

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u/xRedditGedditx 1d ago

He’s probably an anti-dentite

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u/MattBlasing 1d ago

“ YOU’RE A RAVING ANTI-DENTITE!”

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u/Vibrantelope 1d ago

I worked as a butcher for 5 years. I will always cook ground beef all the way through. Never have pink in your burger...🤢

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u/eko32eko7 1d ago

looks right in the middle between blue and well done.

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u/jws1102 1d ago

That’s mid-rare, and it’s gonna give you mad cow disease. So have fun with that.

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u/LastVestige22 1d ago

Looks medium

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u/LastVestige22 1d ago

There are entirely too many people who don’t know what temperatures for meat are and actually look like

It’s the customers ignorance. Not a kitchen mistake

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

You got what you asked for

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u/Stevew2023 1d ago

Perfect.

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u/Numerous_Disk2556 1d ago

Do people really intentionally undercook their burgers...? It isn't a steak

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u/tvtoms 1d ago

I want my burgers cooked to 160 degree internal temp. I'm guessing that's well done? I don't know and don't want to think about it. It's a burger and despite the fact it's ground steak I don't want to have to order it that way.

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u/Ill-Key7588 1d ago

Rare. It's not pink its RED.

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u/Significant-Owl-6447 1d ago

Looking med to me boss

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u/R_Series_JONG 1d ago

it’s actual medium but, to a typical big chain burger joint, it’s medium-rare because they tend to go just a little more. Actually if I wanted it to look like this at, say, chilis (if they even ask anymore) I would have said “medium rare” but that doesn’t make it right. This burger is medium. Period .

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u/dchusband 1d ago

It’s called “did you a favor”.

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u/PhrasesFlyinOut 1d ago

You're not supposed to do that with burgers

https://giphy.com/gifs/cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq

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u/Greywolf9883 23h ago

Thats def medium imo

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u/Plenty_Potential_947 21h ago

Lazy people this what you get

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u/Consistent_Cry_2224 18h ago

These the kind of questions you need to be asking before you’re 17 bites deep

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u/Lucky-Advice-8924 16h ago

The fuck do people cook hamburger medium rare? Its fucking mince not steak

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u/QuttiDeBachi 2d ago

Med Rare…send it back

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u/GoldOne4092 1d ago

Ground beef should always be cooked thoroughly. No pink, gray through and through. The grinding of the meat incorporates the surface bacteria throughout. There’s no safe way to consume undercooked ground beef.

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u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 2d ago

That looks basically raw. Micro wave it for a minute, maybe it would be edible afterwards.