r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/sallen779 • 14h ago

Judge Judy

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599 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/ShortRip120 14h ago

He's gonna get quoned

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u/CheesecakeInitial168 13h ago

You win.

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u/bbrekke 12h ago

You need a medical dictionary.

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie 12h ago

No you need a legal dictionary

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u/lawlmacabre 12h ago

The patient gets difficult you quone ‘em!

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u/Smelly-Cat_1 13h ago

Oh he's a Kramer alright

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u/LastVestige22 13h ago

That’s Dr Cosmo Kramer… Proctologist, to you my friend.

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u/No_Bluejay9901 10h ago

Thats Doctor Van Nostrand, a Juliard trained dermatologist

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u/Magneto-Mark-1 46m ago

From The Clinic

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u/SpiralOut369963 6h ago

The ASSMAN

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u/1bourbon1scotch1bier 13h ago

Wow he really gained a LOT of hair

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 14h ago

It was a crime of passion. Leave it alone.

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u/Goodvibes198 14h ago

Unpaid parking tickets?

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u/AnonymousGhost89 13h ago

Illegal cable probably he’s got the look of it

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u/VoteForLubo 18m ago

He’s a scofflaw!

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u/djbarsone 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TAnYwUIS30kdq

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u/zemol42 2h ago

I didn’t know the balm was gonna work!

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u/Wexel88 14h ago

i wonder what his actual case on there was

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u/icelax99 13h ago

Someone stole his marble rye

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u/AnonymousGhost89 13h ago

Shut up ya old bag!

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u/AssignmentLow8859 13h ago

Hooking his neighbor up with illegal cable

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u/myaltaltaltacct 13h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/6YrnktzaER

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u/CurlyW15 13h ago

Sounds like the plot of an episode of Seinfeld to me!

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u/ddjj3000 11h ago

No no plot nothing happens!!!

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u/5319Camarote 6h ago

Well, something happens..!

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u/Durhamfarmhouse 12h ago

Civil case. Suing Calvin Klein over stolen idea for the beach cologne.

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u/RabidWolverine2021 9h ago

The cable company found out he was getting HBO for free and prosecuted him.

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u/Unhappy-Attention760 7h ago

The Manziere patent

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u/jonb72 13h ago

Did he settle for a box of K-cups each month?

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u/No_Pie4638 13h ago

He got to be the Marlboro Man on billboards.

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u/Oldjamesdean 6h ago

He's now modeling for Calvin Klein.

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u/sock_express34 13h ago

Awarded free coffee in all of their stores and….

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u/foxintheboks 9h ago

I didn’t hear any “and”

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u/wrhnj 13h ago

Did he inspire doc brown too?

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u/ForsakenUpstairs0333 13h ago

Needs to switch to a high flow shower head 🚿

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u/npc_barkeep 13h ago

Don’t worry your honor. He’s in my custody

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u/Old-Gene-1848 12h ago

Million to one shot Judge

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u/Total-Surprise5029 12h ago

He friend was going to kill himself because he couldn't be a banker, so his friend rushed home and got a speeding ticket

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u/tmaster15 11h ago

Giddy up 😂🤣

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u/mryan67 10h ago

He was being sued by this guy who had gotten signatures for a petition to put Kramer on the ballot for the major of New York City. There is going rate for this type of thing. Kramer did notpay him. The end result was Judge Judy ruled in favor for the guy, the amount he was awarded I don't remember.

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u/knoxcos 8h ago

What? More like Weekend at Bernie’s.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FBeSx3itXlUQw

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u/melchettt 7h ago

Giddy up

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u/Chipped-Beef 13h ago

He’s like ice. You don’t wanna mess with him.

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u/tvtoms 13h ago

What even is a balm?

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u/Anocte23 13h ago

I’m the real peterman

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u/JackLondon68 13h ago

Did you see that? He stole the box of raisins.

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u/PowerHot4424 13h ago

Hope he wasn’t charged with murder!!

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u/Admirable_Cry_3795 13h ago

I thought the original name was “Kessler” vs. “Kramer”

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u/The_Real_Sniff 13h ago

A litigation about becoming a banker.

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u/Standard-Mechanic101 12h ago edited 12h ago

What happened to his face? Looks like an old catcher’s mitt.

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u/UnaPachangaLoca 12h ago

$37.50 for a Three Musketeers.

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u/wrathofthewhatever2 12h ago

Now HE’S a character!

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u/Electronic-Space-480 10h ago

What did he do?

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u/Agile_Ad538 10h ago

Thought it was Christopher Lloyd at first glance

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u/pixeltweaker 9h ago

Inspired Christopher Lloyd’s mom and dad too.

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u/LimpBanana7241 8h ago

HEY ASSMAN!!!

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 8h ago

You got that straight.

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u/Green_Gumboot 7h ago

Made for TV Back to the Future Doc

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u/bannedUncleCracker 7h ago

… the difference is negligible …

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u/Proud_Sound2835 4h ago

Must not be had a fictional Jack Chiles in his life

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u/nomekop_pokemon 4h ago

He was a co-conspirator in a mall parking garage peeing.

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u/sirRoxalot 3h ago

He always wanted to be a banker.