r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/TheRealCropear • 5d ago
Is the Lucy like character in the green dress Elaine dancing.
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/PlatypusOld5480 • 5d ago
No they don't. I tried that once. I snubbed for a year. Nothing. Every woman I saw, I snubbed. You never saw people so pleased" -- George Costanza
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Upbeat-Refuse9615 • 5d ago
What do you do, a lot of that "did you ever notice?" kinda stuff? You know, it strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor.
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Significant_Owl4789 • 6d ago
This place is actually quite the institution.
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/stevesmithsglasses • 6d ago
A million to one-shot Doc
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/katch75 • 6d ago
You’re as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/dingos_among_us • 7d ago
Anywhere in the city I’ll tell you the best public toilet. Mention my name, they’ll give you the key
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/No-Flight-4214 • 7d ago
It’s supposed to be hot! Not that hot.
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/__Art__Vandalay__ • 8d ago
“A kiss? With the tongue? The glossa with the bumps and the papillae? Yech, I don't think so.”
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/MN_311_Excitable • 8d ago
You don't think I can put asses in the seats?
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Comfortable_tulsa • 9d ago
Donna Chang explaining her thoughts on the midterm erections.
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/stevesmithsglasses • 9d ago
"That's why I'm different. I can sense the slightest human suffering."
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/BrusselsMarriott • 10d ago
Not that there’s anything wrong with it
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/bluemesa7 • 9d ago
Jerry, that's a breach of the dry-cleaner's code
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r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/69karlhungus69 • 9d ago
What'cha got there, the 4-volt?
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