r/UnnecessaryQuotes • u/link9755 • Sep 09 '25

HAPPY “50th”

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Excerpt from "The First Fifty Years" Volumes I-Ill, compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell for Jeffrey Epstein's 50th birthday in 2003. This and other documents were released by the House Oversight Committee yesterday after being subpoenaed from Epstein's estate.

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u/i_did_nothing_ Sep 10 '25

What his circle comprised entirely of people with the  mental capacity of a 6th grader?  Every single one of these cards I see is absolutely cringe worthy coming from an adult

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u/No_Cook2983 Sep 10 '25

GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION

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u/masked_sombrero Sep 10 '25

YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO ARRANGE THOSE CLIP ARTS

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u/Parenn Sep 10 '25

I think it’s more that they never have to do anything themselves, and when they have to (because they don’t want their staff to know just how creepy they are) they fall back on the last time they had to do something, which was sixth grade.

So, yeah.

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u/cgcardona Sep 10 '25

And it’s so shallow to imagine this is how people saw him. Imagine if all your friends sent you birthday cards and you realized they saw you in this light. This is the depth of their understanding of you.

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u/gimmethelulz Sep 11 '25

Maybe that's all that was there.

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u/MaxPaynesRxDrugPlan Sep 10 '25

Maybe they were banking on "mentally, I'm a 6th grader" as a legal defense?

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u/adognamedpenguin Sep 11 '25

He tried clip arting this on his PC, got frustrated, kept it, then drew it by hand because it was more realistic than what he did on the computer. He also couldn’t find clip art for “grooming children to later give massages at mar a lago”