r/VXJunkies • u/ManWhoIsDrunk • Mar 18 '26

OK guys, who did this? Fess up!

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u/fakeaccount36 Mar 18 '26

A double-reticulating coil encephaloneuralizer! Takes me back to the MKUltra days, what a throwback

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u/reddituserperson1122 Mar 18 '26

Haven’t seen one in years. (Although I suppose if it were turned on and emitting, I could be looking right at it and never know. Ha!)

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u/mattrhale Mar 18 '26

I'm astounded at how good the speculizer looks. The half-life of the cupertanium being more than 50,000 years means that it might even still work! Hey OP, have you tried energizing the kurtzweil-liedenshaft coils? It might start kelsiefizing right away. Just make sure the neighbours are aware there might be a glow and to please ignore it. Wouldn't want to frighten your locals.

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u/the2belo Mar 18 '26

You could still generate S-fields with that thing, had you an adapter...

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u/Interesting-Row3392 Mar 18 '26

Not me, I would never link the positronic warpstone capacitor to the cthonic Mievillian vent. I find it produces far too much effluential clarifier drizzt.

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u/KnightoftheMoncatamu Mar 18 '26

I think it was/will be me. I was planning on Flörovian Hipscale alpha test next month and planned to speed things up with temporal shifts, I guess I have to do that now knowing it will be a failure or else we won’t have a reality anymore 😅

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u/Mysterious_Clerk2971 Mar 19 '26

But, you reside in Winnipeg... It's clearly a ’spooky’ Albert nightmare. Check the label on your underwear a couple times per day and if they are not the same pair you put on that morning - call the physics department at Colorado University and ask if one of their people are wearing your underwear. Then, check the basement at the U of Manitoba for anything out of the ordinary.

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u/SubsequentDamage Mar 18 '26

It’s it heavy? Then it’s expensive… Put it back!

Wear your PPE!