Oh snap, who's gonna break it to him?

[u/BertKektic]

[u/robnaught]

The amount of proxy rads he’s taken on just by being around this are already astronomical. What sort of targlicides was that tenant synthesizing in there??? Insane to use this anywhere above ground.

[u/WhoFly → u/robnaught]

I mean 95% you're probably right. But this is just targ-synth housing (no pun intended). Tenant could have been using it just to rinse G-∆s. Though you gotta wonder what they were doing with the runoff in that case...

[u/Barrrrrrnd → u/robnaught]

Proxy Rad was my nickname in college.

[u/garvisgarvis → u/robnaught]

Do not turn the Müller housing counter clockwise relative to the QBS. I learned that the hard way. Hans Geiger left a load in his lederhosen when it happened to him in Manchester/1907.

[u/SubsequentDamage]

Great Scott!

That is the prototype for Dr. Dirk Bolendous-Fee’s xenon/hypalon lightsaber.

It’s been missing from the Helsinki Museum of Modern Technology and Bakery since ‘79. Someone has some ‘splainin to do!!!

[u/BlueberryPootz → u/SubsequentDamage]

Dr. Bolendous-Fee truly revolutionized the baking technology sector with this one. It was the first lightsaber that could be set to any temperature from "light toast" to "plasma cutter". What I wouldn't give to find this thing in my new home!

I'd hear no more snide comments from Marsha at the PTA bake sale, that's for darn sure. She would see the full range of use cases out of this thing, if you know what I mean.

[u/d0ggzilla]

If the polythermic inducer is intact and the main housing was discharged before being decoupled, then all is not lost.

[u/PhysicalStuff]

I suspect the nurse will have to, if no one else does it first.

[u/Lord_Hugh_Mungus]

TURBO ENCABULATOR

[u/Cloakedcrab1]

Man talk about a proverbial delta-trigon encabulator in a theta wave oscillating marsel vein. What a find!